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5 months ago ::
Jan 04, 2013 - 6:09PM
#191
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Round 5 Gruul Ambush --    Enchantment (R) Whenever you discard a creature card during combat, put a 1/1 red Viashino creature token onto the battlefield tapped and attacking the defending player. At the beginning of the end step, exile that token.  , Sacrifice Gruul Ambush: Viashino creatures are unblockable until the end of turn. "We always expect a Gruul ambush, and yet, they still manage to ambush us anyways..."-Captain of the Watch-
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5 months ago ::
Jan 04, 2013 - 6:10PM
#192
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Any block of ravnica is fine. Also, the part about round 4 was because I used Silly's template and forgot to delete the rest. However, on a mobile, so won't edit it.
Everything Mown does is elegant.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 04, 2013 - 6:45PM
#193
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Dimir Codebearer –   Creature – Human Scout Dimir Codebearer can't block or be blocked. Whenever you cast a spell from exile, you may pay 1 life. If you do, draw a card. 2/1
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5 months ago ::
Jan 04, 2013 - 8:35PM
#194
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Burning-Tree Matron Creature -- Human Shaman Whenever you cast a creature spell, ~ deals 1 damage to target player. The thread that unites every Gruul clansman is rage. From birth, they are steeped in a culture of anger, of frustration, of hatred and violence.3/ 2
"Go, then. There are other worlds than these." -- Stephen King, The Gunslinger Some things to make the forums nicer -- Last updated 28 Apr
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Share and enjoy. Suggestions for new things to fix always welcome!
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5 months ago ::
Jan 04, 2013 - 10:52PM
#195
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Round 5:
Obzedat Tax Collector  Creature - Human Cleric At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent lost life and you gained life that turn, draw a card. " There is no such thing as a bad tax." 1/3
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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5 months ago ::
Jan 04, 2013 - 10:57PM
#196
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Nov 15, 2012
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tax through interest
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5 months ago ::
Jan 05, 2013 - 5:09AM
#197
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Round 5 (and round 4...) is now closed.
Everything Mown does is elegant.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 05, 2013 - 5:33AM
#198
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Round 5 (and round 4...) is now closed.
I DEFY YOU MOWN
Stretchmaw Krasis 
Creature - Beast Mutant
~'s power is equal to the greatest toughness among creatures plus 1.
As a response to the Gruul's sorcerous augmentation of various wildlife, the Simic created a predator whose bite grew along with its prey.
1+*/3
Works with Evolve.
I have a sig because it gives my posts better spacing.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 05, 2013 - 5:39AM
#199
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That's not very nice.
I'll be taking the train today though, so it'll be some time until I can actually do anything about these cards.
Everything Mown does is elegant.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 05, 2013 - 5:59AM
#200
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I guess this is too late (probably for the better), but here's my submission for round 5: Dimir Subterfuge SorcerySearch your library for a card with Transmute, reveal it and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library. Cipher The Dimir sculpt a maze of lies and misdirection. Only madness or death await the unprepared.
Duel Decks: Dimir vs. Boros?
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