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5 months ago ::
Dec 31, 2012 - 6:34AM
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Date Joined:
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Manta Style   Sorcery
Put 2 tokens onto the battlefield that are copies of a creature you control, except that they're 1/1 and illusions in addition to their other types. Animal Courier Creature - Donkey
Flying  : Return ~ and target artifact you control to their owner's hands. 1/1
I don't have an egosig because I'd rather my ideas be judged on their merits than on mine. Catpoints: Spoiler:
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A way of measuring how much I love you.
How do I get catpoints?
1: participate in my forum games/contests.
2: make awesome posts.
3: destroy Carthage.
What can I do with catpoints?
You can ask favors of me. I may or may not agree to your favor, depending on how big the favor is and how many catpoints you have.
Who has how many catpoints?
shadowchu: 100
Islands: 100
Niche: 50
mrindigo: 50
kips: 50
Rstnme: 25
Jman: 25
everyone else: 0
Keeperofmanynames: -100
Morgothra: -100
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5 months ago ::
Dec 31, 2012 - 7:18AM
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Date Joined:
Jan 13, 2012
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Tango  Artifact - Equipment ~ enters the battlefield with 3 leaf counters on it. Remove a leaf counter from ~: Regenerate equipped creature. Equip Ghost Scepter Artifact  ,  : Target creature gains protection from creatures until the end of turn.
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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5 months ago ::
Dec 31, 2012 - 3:02PM
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Date Joined:
Nov 18, 2012
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Divine Rapier Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +4/+4 When equipped creature dies, target opponent gains control of divine rapier. Equip Blink Dagger Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +1/+0. : Exile equipped creature, then return it to the battlefield and attach blink dagger to it. Equip "Blink dagger? Really?"
-Magina Bottle Artifact
 Exile an instant or sorcery spell you control. Activate this ability only once each turn. : You gain 1 life. You may cast instant or sorcery spells exiled with bottle without paying their mana costs. Refresher Orb  Artifact
: Empty your mana pool, then untap each land you control.
I don't have an egosig because I'd rather my ideas be judged on their merits than on mine. Catpoints: Spoiler:
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What are catpoints?
A way of measuring how much I love you.
How do I get catpoints?
1: participate in my forum games/contests.
2: make awesome posts.
3: destroy Carthage.
What can I do with catpoints?
You can ask favors of me. I may or may not agree to your favor, depending on how big the favor is and how many catpoints you have.
Who has how many catpoints?
shadowchu: 100
Islands: 100
Niche: 50
mrindigo: 50
kips: 50
Rstnme: 25
Jman: 25
everyone else: 0
Keeperofmanynames: -100
Morgothra: -100
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5 months ago ::
Dec 31, 2012 - 3:05PM
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Date Joined:
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This is from what game now?
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5 months ago ::
Dec 31, 2012 - 3:11PM
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Date Joined:
Dec 30, 2012
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@Catotheyounger Bottle is an INSANELY powerful card. What happens after you play the exiled spell? Can you play it repeatedly? Because I'm thinking Temporal Mastery  , game over.
In the deepest darkest forest you enter. You aren't afraid, no, not you, you're....strong. Then you feel it. A feeling of 1000 eyes on you. But you don't see anything.... Your hand moves to your weapon. You feel something....an unfamiliar feeling. You shrug it off. You hear the trees rustle, but there isn't any wind. The feeling comes back. You realize what it is....the chill of fear going up your spine. You turn to run, only the sounds of your footsteps and labored breathing. There's the snap of a twig. You try to cry out.....but it's too late....and the forest is silent once more.
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5 months ago ::
Dec 31, 2012 - 3:13PM
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Date Joined:
Aug 28, 2008
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No you can't, if you exile it, it does not resolve so no effect. If you cast it, it moves to the stack and then to the graveyard.
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5 months ago ::
Dec 31, 2012 - 3:17PM
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- UnCon Prizewinner 2008
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No you can't, if you exile it, it does not resolve so no effect. If you cast it, it moves to the stack and then to the graveyard.
It is infinite storm and Guttersnipe-like triggers, though.
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5 months ago ::
Dec 31, 2012 - 3:20PM
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Date Joined:
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Storm is always broken, but yes maybe something.
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5 months ago ::
Dec 31, 2012 - 3:48PM
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Date Joined:
Nov 18, 2012
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An "activate this ability only once each turn" clause should solve that. What do you think of the other thingies?
I don't have an egosig because I'd rather my ideas be judged on their merits than on mine. Catpoints: Spoiler:
Show
What are catpoints?
A way of measuring how much I love you.
How do I get catpoints?
1: participate in my forum games/contests.
2: make awesome posts.
3: destroy Carthage.
What can I do with catpoints?
You can ask favors of me. I may or may not agree to your favor, depending on how big the favor is and how many catpoints you have.
Who has how many catpoints?
shadowchu: 100
Islands: 100
Niche: 50
mrindigo: 50
kips: 50
Rstnme: 25
Jman: 25
everyone else: 0
Keeperofmanynames: -100
Morgothra: -100
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5 months ago ::
Dec 31, 2012 - 5:34PM
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Date Joined:
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I made a stout shield a few days ago somewhere.
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