I was trying to think of a good card for Christmas and for some reason this one clicked for me. I mean when it hits the opponent you get presents. And if you don't like the present you can "return" it and make this guy bigger for a little bit.
The U.S. Army: The best job in the world, working with some of the best people in the world, for one of the worst employers you could ever imagine.
Here's a shout out for Scholars' Books & Games in Bridgewater, MA, and for Paladin's Place in Darmstadt, Hessen, Germany where I was stationed for two years. Support your FLGS!
Attacking the darkness since 1987, turning creatures sideways since 1994.