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5 months ago ::
Dec 21, 2012 - 11:44PM
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Oh no!
No, but how can you guys not? I just wish I was as good at finishing them. Probably would be better if I didn't start so many. Really, it's only three. Chaos would scoff.
Keeper, yeah - maybe subconsciously. I'm pretty sure anyone who plays Magic is a little bit masochistic. Perhaps it just fits into my general distaste for mankind. No, I don't know. I just like things that make me uncomfortable - like Lynch can do it sometimes. You should recommend me some artists that are good, but also evocative in that sort of way. Like Nursery was my favorite poem in Bringing the Shovel Down. But, I don't like that sort of thing for its own sake. I don't know if you're familiar with the films of Alejandro Jodorowsky, but I feel like he does that occasionally. The Holy Mountain being one example - while things like El Topo and Santa Sangre are still evocative, but in a much more meaningful way. Of course, if you aren't familiar than just ignore me. You should check out Santa Sangre though. It's pretty good.
Whiny weenie and observant aren't the same thing pablo, somehow I thought you'd understand.
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5 months ago ::
Dec 21, 2012 - 11:46PM
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You should probably expand "choosing" to include optional parts of activated triggered abilities, because charm-like options quickly create too many complicated combinations when they're on too many cards.. I don't like the changed version of the "addicted" keyword because it's your fault and it's because of your actions when creatures are addicted and when they're fixed.. And don't use a keyword that encourages players to sacrifice every land, it's nice for a few cards but shouldn't be a very large subtheme that deserves its very own keyword.. I'm not sure which things can "affect" creatures and which things can't, so I can't write something! 
I will address this on Sunday. Thank you for your continual feedback. It is invaluable. You really raise some good points, but I am sleepy and I have 0 minutes tomorrow for response - but I'll be thinking about it.
Whiny weenie and observant aren't the same thing pablo, somehow I thought you'd understand.
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5 months ago ::
Dec 21, 2012 - 11:49PM
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Good night! ^.^
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5 months ago ::
Dec 21, 2012 - 11:51PM
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Good morning!
Whiny weenie and observant aren't the same thing pablo, somehow I thought you'd understand.
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5 months ago ::
Dec 22, 2012 - 12:16AM
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5 months ago ::
Dec 27, 2012 - 12:51PM
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I added stories to the Original Post. I doubt anyone is too interested, but if you are, please feel free to critique them.
Cats, that is a very good representation. I really like it. I could see counters being used in a similar way. Like an Enchantment with "If a creature has three(?) or more counters on it, it attacks each turn if able." Possibly EDH playable, but I don't know if you could build a dueler's deck with such a theme. I guess it could be one or two, but I like the number three more. . . If I were Cats, how would I design it? Oh: Second clause "At the beginning of your upkeep proliferate?" Or "Whenever a creature attacks put a counter of some kind on it?"
Something like that?
Whiny weenie and observant aren't the same thing pablo, somehow I thought you'd understand.
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5 months ago ::
Dec 28, 2012 - 12:44AM
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Wait, maybe you should focus on removing counters instead of creating them, for example "rehabilitate" creatures by removing counters during the upkeep and turning the creature into a 1/1 creature until your next turn.. I guess that I'll try something different, though! Addicted Firebug -   Creature - Human TownsfolkObsession 3 (Whenever this creature attacks or you activate one of its abilities, put an obsession counter on this creature. As long as there are three or more obsession counters on this creature, reselect players it attacks and targets of its abilities at random.),  : Addicted Firebug deals two damage to target creature or player. 2/2
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4 months ago ::
Jan 20, 2013 - 4:34PM
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Check out Coward tribal on page one if you want.
Whiny weenie and observant aren't the same thing pablo, somehow I thought you'd understand.
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4 months ago ::
Jan 20, 2013 - 5:12PM
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cool anti tribe
TLDR
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4 months ago ::
Jan 20, 2013 - 11:43PM
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Crab Coward is one of the spiffiest creature types I've seen.
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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