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Switch to Forum Live View This is kind of funny.
6 months ago  ::  Dec 19, 2012 - 11:29AM #1
AzureShade
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This came up over the the Theory Craft forum. 

Dec 19, 2012 -- 11:00AM, EyeHunter wrote:

Dec 19, 2012 -- 10:48AM, largebrandon wrote:

Further, there are actual situations where the size of a token matters.  If you animate Chaos Orb and make a token that's a copy of it, Cackling Counterpart for example, you can then use a pillow as the token to destroy the entire board.


I think this is too funny to have a rule stopping it.



It sounds hillarious and I want to try it now. 

I just need Tezz , the orb , Cackling Counterpart and some throw pillows...

Dec 18, 2012 -- 7:05PM, magicpablo666 wrote:

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in an thread with GM_Champion" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against AzureShade when card design is on the line!

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6 months ago  ::  Dec 19, 2012 - 11:33AM #2
Terti
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Take the one that says "Counterspell This!" for added measure
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6 months ago  ::  Dec 19, 2012 - 1:12PM #3
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That is hilarious! Especially for those of us who get it...
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6 months ago  ::  Dec 19, 2012 - 1:35PM #4
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Oh man, they can't spread those perminants out far enough now.  Time to get some body pillows.
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6 months ago  ::  Dec 19, 2012 - 3:24PM #5
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Doesn't Chaos orb have a several game radius of effect? What's the largest object you could throw?

Also, applying this to chaos confetti leads to some hilarious results, like forcing your opponent to blasphemy.
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May 8, 2013 -- 4:33PM, Yxoque wrote:

Hell, if they steal from us, we'd be honored.


oh my god, AWESOME!
Then changing the Slivers was your idea! haha
lol


May 23, 2013 -- 11:00AM, Tevish_Szat wrote:

Occassionally when catering, I've been put the task of arranging Fruit and Cheese or Grilled Vegetable platters.  More than once a high class buffet has started with the mark of Phyrexia upon it.  Since i've got a good eye for color so it looks great to people who don't get the "joke" (it's a niceley divided circle after all: the outline gives you 4-6 "regions" to work with), this has actually got me put on platter design more often, resulting in Phyrexia's presence at more private and industry events.




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6 months ago  ::  Dec 19, 2012 - 3:54PM #6
SadisticMystic
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The correct object to use as a Chaos Orb token is an open pitcher of lemonade.
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6 months ago  ::  Dec 19, 2012 - 4:46PM #7
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The best way to use chaos confetti, is to rip up all your opponents cards.
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6 months ago  ::  Dec 19, 2012 - 6:58PM #8
Dragon_Nut
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I'm pretty sure this came up on the judge's mailing list a while back. The list of acceptable token choices included things like index cards and coins. The list of unacceptable choices included kittens and iPads.

EDIT: It was from Cranial Insertion (A Rules Q&A by a handful of higher level judges)
Link:
www.cranialinsertion.com/article/644

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Q: What can I use as a token copy for casting Heat Shimmer  on a Xenic Poltergeist -ed Chaos Orb ?

A: Anything that doesn't obstruct the playing area or interfere with the game. This is always a fun question to answer, so let's look at a few examples of each.

Good: Coins, playing cards, waffles, iPod Minis, ears.

Bad: Rai stone coins, kittens, Luftwaffe, iPads, kidneys.


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6 months ago  ::  Dec 19, 2012 - 7:15PM #9
SadisticMystic
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But...what if I play White Sun's Zenith and need some Cat tokens? Meow?
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6 months ago  ::  Dec 19, 2012 - 7:23PM #10
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Dec 19, 2012 -- 3:24PM, EyeHunter wrote:

Doesn't Chaos orb have a several game radius of effect? What's the largest object you could throw?




My standard answer is "pool table".

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