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6 months ago ::
Dec 14, 2012 - 9:21PM
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6 months ago ::
Dec 14, 2012 - 10:01PM
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It's kind of bad actually. Against a player with no creatures or only black creatures you just spent 15 colored mana which is like 20 to make a 6/6, gain 15 and take a turn. Pretty weak.
And the relic is very weak. I don't think any deck exists that would play something like that.
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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6 months ago ::
Dec 15, 2012 - 4:12AM
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6 months ago ::
Dec 15, 2012 - 6:00AM
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Progenitus' Ultimatum mana cost won't fit on a card.
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6 months ago ::
Dec 15, 2012 - 6:19AM
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Progenitus' Ultimatum mana cost won't fit on a card.
They can do it if they wanted to with wrap around the border style like the ultimate nightmare of wizards of the coast customer service 
Don't be too smart to have fun
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6 months ago ::
Dec 15, 2012 - 8:31AM
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Progenitus' Ultimatum mana cost won't fit on a card.
They could use two lines...
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6 months ago ::
Dec 15, 2012 - 9:06AM
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Maybe the relic should be something like: Progenitus' Relic-     Legendary Artifact At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice ~ unless you pay 5 life. Creatures you control have protection from everything. If ~ would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, shuffle it into its owners library instead.
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