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Flag Thrull_Champion December 7, 2012 12:36 AM PST
What did I just look at?.... 

Why does this exist?
 
Flag AzureShade December 7, 2012 5:30 AM PST

Dec 7, 2012 -- 12:36AM, Thrull_Champion wrote:

Why does this exist?


Because of rule 34.  Keeper thought about 'Walker porn and the internet provided.

Flag Shamsiel December 7, 2012 5:55 AM PST
Personally, I'd be more far more aroused if he was writing bad fanfiction about the X-men, Powerpuff Girls or The Little Mermaid.
Flag HairlessThoctar December 7, 2012 6:38 AM PST
This thread will surely end with Barinellos blowing the hell out of one of your turns.
Flag KeeperofManyNames December 7, 2012 7:01 AM PST
It's true. This thread was a terrible idea and it will end only in tears.

I hope.

< 3< 


Also, I have that picture because my one friend happened upon it at random and, quote: "IMMEDIATELY thought of [me]." So... I basically have the same reputation in real life as I do on these boards.
Flag isaic16 December 7, 2012 7:40 AM PST

Dec 7, 2012 -- 7:01AM, KeeperofManyNames wrote:

It's true. This thread was a terrible idea and it will end only in tears.

I hope.

< 3< 


Also, I have that picture because my one friend happened upon it at random and, quote: "IMMEDIATELY thought of [me]." So... I basically have the same reputation in real life as I do on these boards.




For some reason, knowing you are the same person in real life as you are here is comforting to me.  You aren't one of the fake celebrities, you keep it real.

On Fanservice (Legitimate thoughts): I feel that it gets a bad rep.  Yes, it's lowest-common-denominator.  Yes, it's a little degrading, usually to women.  But, I do feel that it is harmless, and it is a way to release some of the more negative thoughts on things that are not real, so we hopefully are less likely to carry tehm with us into an actual social environment.

If you like it, fine, there's plenty to go around.  If it offends you, fine.  You are justified in disliking it, and it's easy enough to avoid, for the most part.

On Fanservice (Random Failed attempt at humor): Heh heh, Look at the size of his CHESTPLATES, heh.

Flag KeeperofManyNames December 7, 2012 8:10 AM PST
Dammit, isaic, stop turning this into a sensible conversation!

...Although to some extent I suppose I can agree with that. I'm more bothered by the inequality of fanservice than it's mere existence, if that makes sense. Like, female fanservice in Magic bothers me a lot less because... well, Magic has sexy vampires now. :P And usually fanservice is used in a context that makes in-world sense (again, see the sexy vampires, or siren cards).

By the same token, it doesn't bother me to see a character like Harley Quinn drawn in contorted poses, because she's got a circus performer aesthetic. Same with someone like Nightwing. It's more annoying when it's someone like Wonder Woman, who is conceptually much closer to someone like Superman in that their strength comes from being unstoppable, unmoving forces of sheer dominance. Stylization isn't bad in and of itself, but I think a lot of comic artists ignore what it does for the narrative. And that's my visual communication ramble for the day. :P

Random Art History Sidenote: it occurs to me that Wonder Woman, Superman, and Batman are all very Art Deco characters, or possibly Futurist--they're a dynamic mix of speed, force, and strong lines. Batman's rogues gallery, though, is more Aubrey Beardsley or German Secession--phantasmagoric, fluid, and weird. I wonder if you can divide all Superhero characters into Deco or Nouveau categories... >_>
Flag HairlessThoctar December 7, 2012 8:43 AM PST
Keeper, I understood approximately none of that. :I
TEEEEEEACH MEEEEEEE

Incedentally, fanservice is awesome.
Boobs are fantastic and Wotc is aware of this.
I have no problem with fanservice, so long as its even handed (ie; for every cheesecake, they should draw a beefcake, etc)

I think the biggest problem with fanservice is the difference in typical gender roles in typical fantasy, which creative does a remarkable job of subverting and averting for the most part, but Magic is still a high fantasy RP and many of its players might come into this franchise from another, less progressive IP and not 'get it'.

Also, I want a lady that's ripped like She-Hulk. A counterpart to Garruk, if you will.
None of this guys smash, girls shoot crap.
Flag EyeHunter December 7, 2012 9:18 AM PST

Dec 7, 2012 -- 8:10AM, KeeperofManyNames wrote:

Random Art History Sidenote: it occurs to me that Wonder Woman, Superman, and Batman are all very Art Deco characters, or possibly Futurist--they're a dynamic mix of speed, force, and strong lines. Batman's rogues gallery, though, is more Aubrey Beardsley or German Secession--phantasmagoric, fluid, and weird. I wonder if you can divide all Superhero characters into Deco or Nouveau categories... >_>



I'm not sure what this means, but I'm guessing it happened because Batman fought mostly gangsters until Seduction of the Innocent. Most of his villains were invented in the 50s/60s and heavily influenced by his tv show. Superman's villains were invented or massively retooled after Crisis, so late 80s. The less said about Wonder Woman's history, the better.

Flag KeeperofManyNames December 7, 2012 9:35 AM PST
As I typed that I thought to myself, "You know, no one is going to have any idea what I'm talking about... >_>"

The idea is that Superman, Wonder Woman, The Flash, Batman... a lot of those heroes strike me as fundamentally being about FORCE and POWER--which I tend to associate with Art Deco:










Note that even when figures are in unusual poses they are usually simple poses made up of simple shapes--big sweeping arcs and circles, straight lines of dynamic force, and so on.

I feel like Deco beauty is less about sensuality and more about stateliness, authority, glamorousness. So, fanservice doesn't make so much sense with characters that have a Deco spirit (which isn't to say they should be drawn in the Deco style, just that they have a similar kind of inner soul if that makes any sense at all).

Art Nouveau artists like Aubrey Beardsley:






or Egon Schielle:





It's hard to find suitable Schiele work because a lot of it is straight up pornographic... look it up sometime, though, the man is an absolute genius.

or Gustav Klimt:




are more about strangeness, sensuality, acrobatics, distorted impossible poses, and the erotic. So, they're more what I would associate with characters like Batwoman, the Joker and Harley Quinn, weird magic using heroes, Sandman... people like that. Again, not that they share a style (although J H Williams III's take on Batwoman uses Nouveau stylings to great effect) but that they share a kind of inner driving spirit that makes eroticism and fanservice more reasonable, I think.

This might just make sense only in my head though. :P
Flag Thrull_Champion December 7, 2012 11:45 AM PST


 
Flag Yxoque December 7, 2012 12:47 PM PST

1) I don't mind attractive persons, in attractive outfits, posing attractively. This does not (necessarily) means fanservice. At least to me it doesn't. The problem happens when a female knight is fighting a troll in nothing but a chain bikini. The same situation with a barbarian woman in a fur bikini makes a lot more sense. Similarly, I have a problem with sexy Iron Man cosplay (if it's not wearing a full-body metal suit, the idea of protecting your body with a metal suit is gone), but I probably wouldn't mind sexy Thor cosplay as much. 


2) This does not mean that fanservice should be more or less equally divided along genders and tastes. 


3) I more or less understood the art history lecture (yay, me!). Could it also be that we like our heroes somewhat detached from emotion (emotion is traditionally seen as a weakness which causes failure), while villains can have a greater emotional range. I don't know my art-styles, but Deco seems to prefer (philosophically speaking) the classical idea of a mens sana in corpore sano, where the body and mind are in tune and in control of the wielder, whereas the Nouveau is a much wilder style, where mind and body can both be muddled and, for lack of a better word, drunk. 


4) I don't ship Tamiyo and Jace, but that was funny.



5) Keeper, I imagine you as Jack Harkness, if he was a librarian/professor. 

Flag Barinellos December 7, 2012 12:52 PM PST

Dec 7, 2012 -- 12:47PM, Yxoque wrote:


4) I don't ship Tamiyo and Jace, but that was funny.



I'm just disappointed because Jace managed to get his spell to go off. Also, it was part white... which just seems wrong.



5) Keeper, I imagine you as Jack Harkness, if he was a librarian/professor. 



Very similar to my vision of him. Except he's in a skirt and only about half as dreamy as John Barrowman. >siiiiiiiiiiiigh< John Barrowman.

Flag Yxoque December 7, 2012 12:55 PM PST

Dec 7, 2012 -- 12:52PM, Barinellos wrote:

Very similar to my vision of him. Except he's in a skirt and only about half as dreamy as John Barrowman. >siiiiiiiiiiiigh< John Barrowman.



I cannot +1 every single part of this comment enough.

Flag Singe December 7, 2012 2:20 PM PST
Wizards could do fan service more. How about just ask them to release a special edition X card set that contains fan-service arts of playable cards.

Chandra Ablaze in short shorts and a tied up flannel shirt showing off her midriff while she's using her fire magic to grill some meat.

Liliana Vess is in the buff laying down on top of a creature. Shadows hide her naughty areas. A zombie is serving her drinks.
Flag EyeHunter December 7, 2012 3:13 PM PST
John Barrowman is on the short list of people I'd switch teams for. So Sexy.

Is it wrong that I like Women in full plate more than in chainmail Binkis?
Flag magicpablo666 December 7, 2012 3:47 PM PST
Why should Wizards do it when the internet does it for them?
Flag Yxoque December 7, 2012 4:12 PM PST

Dec 7, 2012 -- 3:13PM, EyeHunter wrote:

Is it wrong that I like Women in full plate more than in chainmail Bikinis?



I don't think it's weird. I get more turned on by accuracy and logic than by a little more flesh showing.

Flag TPmanW December 7, 2012 6:03 PM PST
Well I would say something more but I need to be somewhere. I'll let Aaron Diaz take it from here:
dresdencodak.tumblr.com/page/16
Flag TPmanW December 7, 2012 9:11 PM PST
Alright here's my thoughts:
Fansevice doesn't have to be demeaning or cater to "the lowest common denomiator". If it's handled well fanservice can actually say something positive about the character. Spoiler: Show
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m504tt7SGb1qhnuz4o3_1280.png
See that? That's sexy, but not objectified in any way. Emily Caroll does fanservice right.

I'm okay with fanservicey characters as long as the way the fanservice comes across doesn't contrast with what the character is about or the position they're in. Can you imagine Elspeth posing seductively in lingerie? That would be... odd. I would go so far as to say that would be so jarring that the WTF would overide the sexiness and the whole thing would fall flat. Lili on the other hand could totally pull it off and stay in character. Even Lili has to stay in line with the puposeof the art though. Barely concealing her naughty bits while she summons a zombie? That's the "lowest common denominator route" right there. Posing seductively while trying to get information out of someone? That works for me.

For some reason artists have a lot less trouble doing fanservice for male characters without objectifying them. Maybe it's a cultural thing or maybe it more of a marketing one. Perhaps the attention grabbing, cash making power of T&A has no real male equivalent. I... I swear I was going somewhere with this.

Well that's just my thoughts on the subject.
Flag Axelle December 7, 2012 10:14 PM PST

Dec 7, 2012 -- 11:45AM, Thrull_Champion wrote:



 



What can I say? Countermagic arouses blue mages.

Flag Deckhopper December 8, 2012 11:04 AM PST

Dec 7, 2012 -- 2:20PM, Singe wrote:

Wizards could do fan service more. How about just ask them to release a special edition X card set that contains fan-service arts of playable cards. Chandra Ablaze in short shorts and a tied up flannel shirt showing off her midriff while she's using her fire magic to grill some meat. Liliana Vess is in the buff laying down on top of a creature. Shadows hide her naughty areas. A zombie is serving her drinks.




That would a bad style of fan service. You're basically just turning them into sex objects at the expense of character. It's the same sort of thing as Earthbind . I think good fan service would be something like Deadly Allure without the snake and with some better lighting. Or if we took Keeper's knight and showed her mid/post fight with one or two strategic rips in her chainmail, so that she's showing a bit of skin while at the same time the fight is believable. You don't even need to make it overt, just a bit of exposed back or stomach.

Flag HairlessThoctar December 8, 2012 11:31 AM PST
KEEEEEEEEEPER

Saw this and thought of you
io9.com/5966831/what-if-norman-rockwell-...
 
Flag KeeperofManyNames December 8, 2012 12:38 PM PST

Dec 8, 2012 -- 11:31AM, HairlessThoctar wrote:

KEEEEEEEEEPER

Saw this and thought of you
io9.com/5966831/what-if-norman-rockwell-...
 


Nice :D

Flag bay_falconer December 8, 2012 12:39 PM PST

Dec 7, 2012 -- 9:18AM, EyeHunter wrote:

I'm not sure what this means, but I'm guessing it happened because Batman fought mostly gangsters until Seduction of the Innocent. Most of his villains were invented in the 50s/60s and heavily influenced by his tv show. Superman's villains were invented or massively retooled after Crisis, so late 80s. The less said about Wonder Woman's history, the better.




But I like the S&M amazon...

Dec 7, 2012 -- 3:47PM, magicpablo666 wrote:

Why should Wizards do it when the internet does it for them?




So, no exceptions?

Anyway, fanservice isn't so bad when it's done right. Sadly, most of the time, it isn't. And of course, an Auriok or Vulshok man dresses that way because it's easy to make, and good for a world with five suns. The women? Well, bikinis aren't easy to make, TBH. The "fur bikini" of a primitive is a Hollywood invention.

Flag Thrull_Champion December 8, 2012 12:40 PM PST

Dec 7, 2012 -- 3:47PM, magicpablo666 wrote:

Why should Wizards do it when the internet does it for them?





exactly!

Flag Singe December 8, 2012 1:39 PM PST
The Planeswalkers and Legends could be drawn in a more modern day fashion like they are models.

Jace is dressed like a success in Wall Street.
Flag Yxoque December 8, 2012 2:10 PM PST

Dec 8, 2012 -- 12:39PM, bay_falconer wrote:

Well, bikinis aren't easy to make, TBH. The "fur bikini" of a primitive is a Hollywood invention.



Wikipedia begs to differ.

Flag Thrull_Champion December 8, 2012 3:16 PM PST

Dec 8, 2012 -- 1:39PM, Singe wrote:

The Planeswalkers and Legends could be drawn in a more modern day fashion like they are models. Jace is dressed like a success in Wall Street.





Begone!

And don't darken this threshold ever again. 

Flag KeeperofManyNames December 8, 2012 3:40 PM PST

Dec 8, 2012 -- 3:16PM, Thrull_Champion wrote:

Dec 8, 2012 -- 1:39PM, Singe wrote:

The Planeswalkers and Legends could be drawn in a more modern day fashion like they are models. Jace is dressed like a success in Wall Street.





Begone!

And don't darken this threshold ever again. 


Actually, I can see fan art of that looking really cool...

Flag HairlessThoctar December 8, 2012 9:03 PM PST
Flag Thrull_Champion December 9, 2012 11:38 AM PST

Dec 8, 2012 -- 3:40PM, KeeperofManyNames wrote:

Dec 8, 2012 -- 3:16PM, Thrull_Champion wrote:

Dec 8, 2012 -- 1:39PM, Singe wrote:

The Planeswalkers and Legends could be drawn in a more modern day fashion like they are models. Jace is dressed like a success in Wall Street.





Begone!

And don't darken this threshold ever again. 


Actually, I can see fan art of that looking really cool...





I think he ment Wizards doing that.

Flag bay_falconer December 9, 2012 12:49 PM PST

Dec 8, 2012 -- 2:10PM, Yxoque wrote:

Dec 8, 2012 -- 12:39PM, bay_falconer wrote:

Well, bikinis aren't easy to make, TBH. The "fur bikini" of a primitive is a Hollywood invention.



Wikipedia begs to differ.




Wikipedia is Wikipedia. But I still say I wouldn't see the point of wearing a bikini made out of fur. Just sayin, it sounds like it would be too hot and too cold at the same time.

Flag Dilleux_Lepaire December 9, 2012 1:15 PM PST

Dec 9, 2012 -- 12:49PM, bay_falconer wrote:

Dec 8, 2012 -- 2:10PM, Yxoque wrote:

Dec 8, 2012 -- 12:39PM, bay_falconer wrote:

Well, bikinis aren't easy to make, TBH. The "fur bikini" of a primitive is a Hollywood invention.



Wikipedia begs to differ.




Wikipedia is Wikipedia. But I still say I wouldn't see the point of wearing a bikini made out of fur. Just sayin, it sounds like it would be too hot and too cold at the same time.




Of course, our ancestors had all they needed to make silk bikinis.

Flag Moppi December 9, 2012 2:09 PM PST
I MISSED A THREAD ABOUT FANSERVICE!? WHY I OUGHTA....




Dec 7, 2012 -- 8:43AM, HairlessThoctar wrote:

..."window.parent.tinyMCE.get('post_content').onLoad.dispatch();" contenteditable="true" />I have no problem with fanservice, so long as its even handed (ie; for every cheesecake, they should draw a beefcake, etc)




THIS should be the gospel truth right here.

I am becoming less incensed with MtG at the moment because at least even though it's still much of a Cleavage-fest there have been lots of random changes here and there (e.g. the art departments intent to cater to the otherside of the fanservice spectrum, ridiculous armor for men, handsome-faced men...).


Dec 7, 2012 -- 9:11PM, TPmanW wrote:

..."window.parent.tinyMCE.get('post_content').onLoad.dispatch();" contenteditable="true" />For some reason artists have a lot less trouble doing fanservice for male characters without objectifying them. Maybe it's a cultural thing or maybe it more of a marketing one. Perhaps the attention grabbing, cash making power of T&A has no real male equivalent. I... I swear I was going somewhere with this.

Well that's just my thoughts on the subject.



My headcanon is T&A = Guns and Bulge

To each his/her own okay!? I started following MarvelNOW!'s Thor: God of Thunder because of the gorgeous art and the redesign of Thor showing more GUNS.

And I notice that many of the female comic followers can be succeptible to Guns and Bulge/Torso... although most of them end up shipping 2 men instead of focusing on one guy. :P

Flag Terti December 9, 2012 3:36 PM PST
Most of our ancestors did the smart thing and thus no bikinis

Five colour control is also absolutely awesome.
Flag TPmanW December 9, 2012 4:35 PM PST

Dec 8, 2012 -- 1:39PM, Singe wrote:

The Planeswalkers and Legends could be drawn in a more modern day fashion like they are models. Jace is dressed like a success in Wall Street.



Maybe something like that could happen in an Un set. I always thought they should reprint old staples with goofy art in those things. A nice wrath of god with a picture of a hand descending from heaven about to flick some poor dude away...

Flag mayamyth December 9, 2012 8:37 PM PST

Dec 7, 2012 -- 9:11PM, TPmanW wrote:

..."window.parent.tinyMCE.get('post_content').onLoad.dispatch();" contenteditable="true" />For some reason artists have a lot less trouble doing fanservice for male characters without objectifying them. Maybe it's a cultural thing or maybe it more of a marketing one. Perhaps the attention grabbing, cash making power of T&A has no real male equivalent. I... I swear I was going somewhere with this.

Well that's just my thoughts on the subject.




I think there are a couple of factors to this.

First: As most fantasy artists are male, any "beefcake" is generally an Ideal Man, as seen by a man. It is an idealized self, which is empowering. "Cheesecake" is different in that it's an Ideal Woman, as seen by a man, not as seen by a woman. That takes it dangerously close to objectifying from the start, because men and women have different opinions of what's important in the representation of a woman.

Second: Men as a whole seem to have a much narrower view of the Ideal Woman than women as a whole have of the Ideal Man. For any given image you could see 9/10 men who agree that a female image is attractive, but only 5 out of 10 women would agree that a male image is attractive. (Random numbers I made up, not meant to be a real representation of views.)

(This is all my personal take on the subject, I'm hardly a sociologist.)

Flag magicpablo666 December 9, 2012 8:47 PM PST
I dunno. I've definitely been with girls who were into huge t's. Like Prawnstar huge. All scarred up and stuff. So, yeah, there's that. Not that I'm saying all girls are like that, but that there is definitely some overlap in tastes. I'm sure there are dudes who don't like t's. They are probably pedophiles. That is all.
Flag KeeperofManyNames December 9, 2012 8:54 PM PST

Dec 9, 2012 -- 4:35PM, TPmanW wrote:

Dec 8, 2012 -- 1:39PM, Singe wrote:

The Planeswalkers and Legends could be drawn in a more modern day fashion like they are models. Jace is dressed like a success in Wall Street.



Maybe something like that could happen in an Un set. I always thought they should reprint old staples with goofy art in those things. A nice wrath of god with a picture of a hand descending from heaven about to flick some poor dude away...


We already have a depiction of Bolas in a pimp suit... all Wizards has to do is declare Steve Argyle's sketches canon and we're good to go! :P

@Thrull Champion:

You know, I wouldn't be totally opposed to that, even. I mean, Magic can exist in any and all eras. I've never really gotten the whole "modern technology breaks immersion!" thing, honestly. Maybe I just have a higher tolerance for anachronism.

Besides, I feel like modern high fashion and Magic outfit designs aren't really that different to begin with. :P

@Moppi:

Out of curiosity, do you think a lot of female fans tend toward really muscular guys? I'm more into the sort of leanly-muscular, almost Bishonen guys, like Rakish Heir , so I'm curious about whether the muscle thing has widespread appeal.

...And now I'm just imagining me as Janet Weiss and you as Frank N Furter... "I don't like men with too many muscles." "I didn't make him for YOU! >"

I would ask my girlfriend for her opinion but I think the kind of guy she goes for is more like... Erdwal Ripper . >_> I love her, but she can be rather... unsettling at times.

Flag HairlessThoctar December 9, 2012 9:26 PM PST
Speaking of beefcake;
Moppi, this doing anything for you?
 
It's the new GP promo, btw

  
I would hazard a guess that their market research suggests that some part of the audience digs the beefcake.
Why else would Kresh  receive such a lovingly detailed happy trail?
Spoiler: Show
Flag KeeperofManyNames December 9, 2012 9:54 PM PST
Steve Argyle, ladies and gentlemen.

An artist you can count on to deliver. 
Flag Singe December 9, 2012 10:10 PM PST
Garruk Wildspeaker in Camo clothing.
Flag Axelle December 9, 2012 11:27 PM PST
Speaking of fanservice for females:

www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/0...
Flag Moppi December 10, 2012 1:26 PM PST

Dec 9, 2012 -- 8:54PM, KeeperofManyNames wrote:

..."window.parent.tinyMCE.get('post_content').onLoad.dispatch();" contenteditable="true" />@Moppi:

Out of curiosity, do you think a lot of female fans tend toward really muscular guys? I'm more into the sort of leanly-muscular, almost Bishonen guys, like Rakish Heir , so I'm curious about whether the muscle thing has widespread appeal.

...And now I'm just imagining me as Janet Weiss and you as Frank N Furter... "I don't like men with too many muscles." "I didn't make him for YOU! >"

I would ask my girlfriend for her opinion but I think the kind of guy she goes for is more like... Erdwal Ripper . >_> I love her, but she can be rather... unsettling at times.



I say not by a super large margin, the reactions range from WANT to "Too Muscle-y". But the sight of a half naked man is I think more universal when it comes to the females me thinks (I'm a gay guy so I cannot 100% certify or something).

I'd go for Rakish Heir type bodies too (oooh the London 2012 Men's Swimming competition = GOLD MINE!) but I'd prefer they not be extremely too feminine in the face.


Dec 9, 2012 -- 9:26PM, HairlessThoctar wrote:

Speaking of beefcake;
Moppi, this doing anything for you?
 
It's the new GP promo, btw



Am I going to be bonked if I say that it does? The combination of facial hair + ripped body always gets to me. Talk about a nice follow up to the amazingness that is original art Frost Titan .


Dec 9, 2012 -- 9:26PM, HairlessThoctar wrote:


I would hazard a guess that their market research suggests that some part of the audience digs the beefcake.
Why else would Kresh  receive such a lovingly detailed happy trail?
Spoiler: Show



I dunno, because it feels wrong for him to be so smooth? XD But I don't even think that it's 100% decided by the one commissioned but more brought on by Steve Argyle. (But I would be elated if it's the other way around).


Dec 9, 2012 -- 9:54PM, KeeperofManyNames wrote:

Steve Argyle, ladies and gentlemen.



True, as much as he can get my eyebrows raising for his straight-directed fanservice I love the fact that he's open and commits to doing stuff like this and does not budge in doing it.


Dec 9, 2012 -- 10:10PM, Singe wrote:

Garruk Wildspeaker in Camo clothing.



If the Camo is going to be like this:


Then to the HECK YES.

Flag znas December 11, 2012 3:24 AM PST
@moppi so preety much the Bara kind right?
I'm happy the new Gideon has better art well aside from the first card he had which made him look like a monkey im glad they are making him more handsomer.
Flag KeeperofManyNames December 11, 2012 11:00 AM PST

Dec 10, 2012 -- 1:26PM, Moppi wrote:

(I'm a gay guy so I cannot 100% certify or something).



Wow. Somehow I got it into my head YEARS ago that you were a girl. 0_o Whoops. The internet is confusing.

Flag Shamsiel December 11, 2012 12:11 PM PST
I knew all along because I visited his DeviantArt page.
Flag Singe December 11, 2012 4:39 PM PST
I'm Timmy and I know it. Hey. Look at that creature. Look at that creature. We work out. Trample. Trample. Trample.
Flag bay_falconer December 12, 2012 9:48 AM PST

Dec 11, 2012 -- 11:00AM, KeeperofManyNames wrote:

Dec 10, 2012 -- 1:26PM, Moppi wrote:

(I'm a gay guy so I cannot 100% certify or something).



Wow. Somehow I got it into my head YEARS ago that you were a girl. 0_o Whoops. The internet is confusing.




Cobra Trap ?

To an extent, I don't get gay male aesthetics, like the emphasis on body hair or lack thereof. Maybe it's because I'm straight and not hairy at all.

Flag EyeHunter December 12, 2012 10:54 AM PST
Flag Barinellos December 12, 2012 12:46 PM PST

Dec 12, 2012 -- 10:54AM, EyeHunter wrote:

markrosewater.tumblr.com/post/3779532609...




And a lot of the things they do they should STOP DOING.
(Because they pander to the wrong segment.)

Flag EyeHunter December 12, 2012 2:37 PM PST
Examples, please.
Flag Barinellos December 12, 2012 4:07 PM PST

Dec 12, 2012 -- 2:37PM, EyeHunter wrote:

Examples, please.




Dragons in Innistrad.
W/B Sorin.
THE MIRRANS.

Flag KeeperofManyNames December 12, 2012 4:16 PM PST
Any chance we can get a summary of what that tumblr post said? Tumblr is down. Presuma6ly s9me9ne triggered it a 6it t99 hard...
Flag Barinellos December 12, 2012 4:26 PM PST

Dec 12, 2012 -- 4:16PM, KeeperofManyNames wrote:

Any chance we can get a summary of what that tumblr post said? Tumblr is down. Presuma6ly s9me9ne triggered it a 6it t99 hard...




He basically said "What do you mean by that? Because we do a lot of things because fans expect it."

Flag KeeperofManyNames December 12, 2012 4:42 PM PST
Oh MaRo.
Flag Tevish_Szat December 12, 2012 5:35 PM PST
Not... the most useful answer, but one that does make sense.
Flag HairlessThoctar December 12, 2012 6:36 PM PST
"Fans are clingy complaining dip****s who will never ever be grateful for any concession you make. The moment you shut out their shrill, tremulous voices the happier you will be for it."

Poet Laureate and First Son of Mars, Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw Benjamin Franklin

I am 100% certain that Benjamin Franklin said that.
Flag KeeperofManyNames December 12, 2012 7:57 PM PST
Isn't that, like, us too, though? Don't we also count as the obnoxious unpleasable fanbase?

"in my dream I am the unpleasable fan. its me" --Lord Byron
Flag HairlessThoctar December 12, 2012 9:06 PM PST
You started a joke thread about Karn's manboobs that turned into an 8 page behemoth about whether or not Magic has the appropriate amount of sexiness.

"Man, that elf got some big ass titties"
Defeater of the Mongoloid Hordes and Father of the Chokeslam, Abraham "Mo' bitches" Lincoln

ACTUALLY IT IS YOU
*holds up mirror*
*You are Lincoln, and always have been*
Flag Barinellos December 12, 2012 9:16 PM PST

Dec 12, 2012 -- 9:06PM, HairlessThoctar wrote:

You started a joke thread about Karn's manboobs that turned into an 8 page behemoth about whether or not Magic has the appropriate amount of sexiness.

"Man, that elf got some big ass titties"
Defeater of the Mongoloid Hordes and Father of the Chokeslam, Abraham "Mo' bitches" Lincoln

ACTUALLY IT IS YOU
*holds up mirror*
*You are Lincoln, and always have been*




Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!

Flag HairlessThoctar December 12, 2012 9:25 PM PST

Dec 12, 2012 -- 9:16PM, Barinellos wrote:


Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!





HELP ME EVA BRAUN!!

Flag KeeperofManyNames December 12, 2012 9:38 PM PST
This is the best forum ever.
Flag HairlessThoctar December 12, 2012 9:46 PM PST
YOU'RE NOT EVA BRAUN!
*takes off Keeper's face and oh my gosh he's beautiful *

WHAT IS HAPPENIIIIIIIIING
Flag Fenix. December 12, 2012 10:02 PM PST

Dec 7, 2012 -- 11:45AM, Thrull_Champion wrote:



 



Wow counterwars are soooo hot..

also funny comic!

Dec 7, 2012 -- 10:14PM, Axelle wrote:

Dec 7, 2012 -- 11:45AM, Thrull_Champion wrote:



 



What can I say? Countermagic arouses blue mages.



OPS I GAVE MYSELF AWAY DIDN'T I

Flag Glasir December 12, 2012 10:30 PM PST

Dec 12, 2012 -- 9:46PM, HairlessThoctar wrote:

*takes off Keeper's face and oh my gosh he's beautiful *



Eh, saw it coming.

Flag TPmanW December 13, 2012 12:22 AM PST
So hairlessthoctar is a pony that's into bugs?
Yah, sorry but I don't see any fanservice for you in the future. There are just to many microdemographics for WOTC to effectively cater to them all.
Flag Singe December 13, 2012 12:48 AM PST
I want to see a Red burn spell that depicts a Goblin having a firecracker go off in his butt crack as part of a pratical joke by the other Goblins.

I want to see an Artifact Equipment that is the equivilant of a World Championship Belt. It should be Legendary.

I would like to see more of the kind of fan service like Essence Vortex does.
Flag KeeperofManyNames December 13, 2012 6:25 AM PST
...Wind fetishism?

Is that a th--nevermind, of course it is, this is the Internet.
Flag Jivanmukta December 13, 2012 6:28 AM PST

Dec 12, 2012 -- 7:57PM, KeeperofManyNames wrote:

Isn't that, like, us too, though? Don't we also count as the obnoxious unpleasable fanbase?

"in my dream I am the unpleasable fan. its me" --Lord Byron




Yes, yes we do count as that.

Flag HairlessThoctar December 13, 2012 7:03 AM PST

Dec 13, 2012 -- 6:25AM, KeeperofManyNames wrote:

...Wind fetishism?



 ???

Flag bay_falconer December 13, 2012 9:22 AM PST

Dec 12, 2012 -- 9:25PM, HairlessThoctar wrote:

Dec 12, 2012 -- 9:16PM, Barinellos wrote:


Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!





HELP ME EVA BRAUN!!




You know who else was Hitler? Hitler!

Flag Barinellos December 13, 2012 1:22 PM PST

Dec 13, 2012 -- 6:25AM, KeeperofManyNames wrote:

...Wind fetishism?

Is that a th--nevermind, of course it is, this is the Internet.




Quantum Fetish Theory.
If you can think of a fetish, it already exists somewhere, even if you are the first.

Flag KeeperofManyNames December 13, 2012 1:38 PM PST
How can I escape the fetishization...

WHEN IT IS ALREADY HERE?!




I like how threads here that start out as jokes have this sort of bell curve thing going on where they gradually gain seriousness and then collapse back into absurdity.
Flag Barinellos December 13, 2012 1:39 PM PST

Dec 13, 2012 -- 1:38PM, KeeperofManyNames wrote:


I like how threads here that start out as jokes have this sort of bell curve thing going on where they gradually gain seriousness and then collapse back into absurdity.




I like to think it's directly proportional to my participation.

Flag Jivanmukta December 13, 2012 1:47 PM PST

Dec 13, 2012 -- 1:39PM, Barinellos wrote:

Dec 13, 2012 -- 1:38PM, KeeperofManyNames wrote:


I like how threads here that start out as jokes have this sort of bell curve thing going on where they gradually gain seriousness and then collapse back into absurdity.




I like to think it's directly proportional to my participation.




I'll need to see a chart before we can start this level of ego stroking. Which may or may not also be a fetish.

Flag Barinellos December 13, 2012 1:54 PM PST

Dec 13, 2012 -- 1:47PM, Jivanmukta wrote:

I'll need to see a chart before we can start this level of ego stroking. Which may or may not also be a fetish.




You haven't been around long enough, but the phrase does go "Barinellos is hell on threads.TM"

Flag HairlessThoctar December 13, 2012 2:43 PM PST
Hitler is a saint because he's responsible for killing Hitler.

@Keeper
Only the L and E are supposed to be blacked out in Lord English text.
#TheMoreYouKnow
Flag KeeperofManyNames December 13, 2012 3:03 PM PST

Dec 13, 2012 -- 2:43PM, HairlessThoctar wrote:

Hitler is a saint because he's responsible for killing Hitler.

@Keeper
Only the L and E are supposed to be blacked out in Lord English text.
#TheMoreYouKnow


Oh my god. The subtleties in even the most seemingly random elements of that comic... Oh my god. Oh my god.

Flag HairlessThoctar December 13, 2012 3:13 PM PST

I WAS HERE ALL ALONG, WAITING FOR THIS EXACT MOMENT IN TIME


TO BLOW YOUR MIND

Flag Tevish_Szat December 13, 2012 7:31 PM PST
This needs to live, if only so I can store up insanity for summoning Shub-Niggurath on the solstice
Flag Moppi December 13, 2012 7:58 PM PST

Dec 11, 2012 -- 3:24AM, znas wrote:

@moppi so preety much the Bara kind right?
I'm happy the new Gideon has better art well aside from the first card he had which made him look like a monkey im glad they are making him more handsomer.



My thoughts exactly... that image would've been awesomesauce if not for Radiant 2.0 being on the background.

Dec 11, 2012 -- 11:00AM, KeeperofManyNames wrote:

Dec 10, 2012 -- 1:26PM, Moppi wrote:

(I'm a gay guy so I cannot 100% certify or something).



Wow. Somehow I got it into my head YEARS ago that you were a girl. 0_o Whoops. The internet is confusing.



I get that a lot lolz, my earlier years in the Internet are more confusing for some people.

Dec 12, 2012 -- 9:48AM, bay_falconer wrote:

Dec 11, 2012 -- 11:00AM, KeeperofManyNames wrote:

Dec 10, 2012 -- 1:26PM, Moppi wrote:

(I'm a gay guy so I cannot 100% certify or something).



Wow. Somehow I got it into my head YEARS ago that you were a girl. 0_o Whoops. The internet is confusing.




Cobra Trap ?

To an extent, I don't get gay male aesthetics, like the emphasis on body hair or lack thereof. Maybe it's because I'm straight and not hairy at all.



The LGBT flag pretty much defines us quite well, I am but one color representative and most of the other members might have different tastes for their own gender preference.

Dec 12, 2012 -- 9:38PM, KeeperofManyNames wrote:

This is the best forum ever.



This is like one of the rare threads that wasn't met with automatic serious missiles upon take off. Let's rejo- BOOM

Flag Barinellos December 13, 2012 9:27 PM PST

Dec 13, 2012 -- 7:31PM, Tevish_Szat wrote:

This needs to live, if only so I can store up insanity for summoning Shub-Niggurath on the solstice




Yog-Sothoth was here. Shub-Niggurath is a loser!

Flag froofroo December 14, 2012 11:33 AM PST
I leave this thread for one day, and look what happens...
Flag Tevish_Szat December 14, 2012 11:50 AM PST

Dec 13, 2012 -- 9:27PM, Barinellos wrote:

Dec 13, 2012 -- 7:31PM, Tevish_Szat wrote:

This needs to live, if only so I can store up insanity for summoning Shub-Niggurath on the solstice




Yog-Sothoth was here. Shub-Niggurath is a loser!



The last time anyone invited Yog-Sothoth to a party, he got that Whatley girl pregnant.

Flag TPmanW December 14, 2012 12:27 PM PST

Dec 14, 2012 -- 11:50AM, Tevish_Szat wrote:

Dec 13, 2012 -- 9:27PM, Barinellos wrote:

Dec 13, 2012 -- 7:31PM, Tevish_Szat wrote:

This needs to live, if only so I can store up insanity for summoning Shub-Niggurath on the solstice




Yog-Sothoth was here. Shub-Niggurath is a loser!



The last time anyone invited Yog-Sothoth to a party, he got that Whatley girl pregnant.



At least he didn't eat one of your guests. I told him, "This is the buffet, everything on that table there is food for the guests". Later he ate somebody and tried to play stupid. Yog-Jerkface is more like it.

Flag bay_falconer December 14, 2012 12:35 PM PST

Dec 14, 2012 -- 11:50AM, Tevish_Szat wrote:

Dec 13, 2012 -- 9:27PM, Barinellos wrote:

Dec 13, 2012 -- 7:31PM, Tevish_Szat wrote:

This needs to live, if only so I can store up insanity for summoning Shub-Niggurath on the solstice




Yog-Sothoth was here. Shub-Niggurath is a loser!



The last time anyone invited Yog-Sothoth to a party, he got that Whatley girl pregnant.




Proving that that particular type of anime is an American invention.

Flag EyeHunter December 14, 2012 2:25 PM PST

Dec 14, 2012 -- 11:50AM, Tevish_Szat wrote:

Dec 13, 2012 -- 9:27PM, Barinellos wrote:

Dec 13, 2012 -- 7:31PM, Tevish_Szat wrote:

This needs to live, if only so I can store up insanity for summoning Shub-Niggurath on the solstice




Yog-Sothoth was here. Shub-Niggurath is a loser!



The last time anyone invited Yog-Sothoth to a party, he got that Whatley girl pregnant.



Knowing Whatley, I assume this was...


...Eh, there's no tasteful way to end that joke. But it could have funny. I'll go disappear now.

Flag TPmanW December 14, 2012 7:16 PM PST

Dec 14, 2012 -- 12:35PM, bay_falconer wrote:

Dec 14, 2012 -- 11:50AM, Tevish_Szat wrote:

Dec 13, 2012 -- 9:27PM, Barinellos wrote:

Dec 13, 2012 -- 7:31PM, Tevish_Szat wrote:

This needs to live, if only so I can store up insanity for summoning Shub-Niggurath on the solstice




Yog-Sothoth was here. Shub-Niggurath is a loser!



The last time anyone invited Yog-Sothoth to a party, he got that Whatley girl pregnant.




Proving that that particular type of anime is an American invention.



Maybe I shouldn't but I'll bite. What the heck are you even getting at?

Flag Barinellos December 14, 2012 10:17 PM PST

Dec 14, 2012 -- 7:16PM, TPmanW wrote:

Maybe I shouldn't but I'll bite. What the heck are you even getting at?




Tentacles.
That is all.

Flag KeeperofManyNames December 14, 2012 11:05 PM PST
Falconer is, however, not strictly correct, and I feel that even if the statement was meant in jest, it's important to set the record straight. Tentacle-based erotic art in Japan dates back at least to the Edo period, when it appeared in lavishly detailed woodblock prints in the Ukiyo-e, or floating world, style. They can be understood within this context of fantastic, eroticized artwork that represented an escape from the typical into the imaginative. I believe even this was not the origin of human-octopus relations in the Japanese art of the fantastic, however--if I'm remembering correctly artists like Hiroshige who experimented with the trope were drawing upon even older folk traditions.

...

...

...Oh god I'm basically Perverted Art Historian Kankri, aren't I? Troll Jegus save us all.
Flag Barinellos December 14, 2012 11:08 PM PST

Dec 14, 2012 -- 11:05PM, KeeperofManyNames wrote:


...Oh god I'm basically Perverted Art Historian Kankri, aren't I? Troll Jegus save us all.




Considering there was an episode of Samurai Champloo that outlined basically everything you just said, I think you get a free pass on THIS one.

Flag KeeperofManyNames December 14, 2012 11:15 PM PST
...Oh yeah.

Wow. My degree is worthless. 
Flag Barinellos December 14, 2012 11:26 PM PST

Dec 14, 2012 -- 11:15PM, KeeperofManyNames wrote:

...Oh yeah.

Wow. My degree is worthless. 




And we have come full circle.

Flag Rokukel December 15, 2012 2:49 AM PST
While Keeper is correct about tentacle-porn in Japan dates so far back its popularisation in modern times stems from japanese censorship laws. For anything porn related to be sold in Japan the genitalia has to be censored. Back in the day many artists worked around this by replacing the penis with something phallic shaped and someone came up with the idea of using a tentacle as a substitute. And thus tentacle porn in its modern incarnation was born.

Well that is atleast the basic gist of it. I may have gotten some details wrong.

Huh, my first post here in a while and its about tentacle porn.
...I love these forums.
Flag Terti December 15, 2012 4:51 AM PST
For some reason it feels as if it was inevitable for this thread to end up here .
Flag HairlessThoctar December 15, 2012 5:00 AM PST
IT'S THE CIRCLE OF FILLLLLTH
AND IT MOVES US ALLLLL 
Flag Singe December 15, 2012 1:44 PM PST

Dec 15, 2012 -- 4:51AM, Terti wrote:

For some reason it feels as if it was inevitable for this thread to end up here .


Oh look, so that's what Vickie Guerrero would look like as an angel in Induce Despair.

Flag Fenix. December 16, 2012 2:34 AM PST
The notes given to Igor Kieryluk for the art of Induce Despair :

    Color: Black instant

    Location: anywhere, possibly semi-dark

    Action: Show imminent tentacle rape

    Focus: the act

    Mood: IMMINENT RAPE

    Notes: extra points for Rapist POV

If it was anything other than this I'll eat my hat.
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