Inspired by the following song, which I looked up because I was inspired by other events.
Creep - Creature - Human Minion Haunt When the creature Creep haunting leaves the battlefield, return Creep to the battlefield. When another creature enters the battlefield, sacrifice Creep. "I don't belong here. . . ." 3/1
As long as you have one copy: "If you would sacrifice two creatures, you may sacrifice one creature instead." As long as you have two copies: "If you would sacrifice a creature, you may sacrifice no creature instead."
I thought 2/1's for 1 in Black usually had drawbacks.
True, but I don't consider CipT or can't block very good drawbacks for offensive weenies (well, they're synegistic drawbacks, but nothing that would really balance weenie out).
As long as you have one copy: "If you would sacrifice two creatures, you may sacrifice one creature instead." As long as you have two copies: "If you would sacrifice a creature, you may sacrifice no creature instead."
lol nice. I'm actually thinking of making it a 3/1 for with "Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, sacrifice Creep"
Creep is Radiohead's worst song. Actually no, that would be Pop is Dead, but Pop is Dead is a b-side so it gets away with it. In other words, Creep is the worst Radiohead song to be included in an LP.
Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now.
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
Creep is Radiohead's worst song. Actually no, that would be Pop is Dead, but Pop is Dead is a b-side so it gets away with it. In other words, Creep is the worst Radiohead song to be included in an LP.
Creep? What? Try everything off of In Rainbows.
Also:
"His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees."
Creep is Radiohead's worst song. Actually no, that would be Pop is Dead, but Pop is Dead is a b-side so it gets away with it. In other words, Creep is the worst Radiohead song to be included in an LP.
Creep? What? Try everything off of In Rainbows.
Also:
"His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees."
I love this so much.
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, how can you say that? I am a hardcore Radiohead fan (I wear a Radiohead tshirt IRL) and they're my most listened band. In Rainbows is really good! It has Jigsaw Falling Into Place for pete's sake! Every song on Pablo Honey put together don't hold up against the weakest from In Rainbows. You can trust my judgement because I am a hardcore Radiohead fan.
And also that quote is from a thread someone posted with their MUP, it got deleted really fast and I lost the chance to quote it but that person was nice enough to PM me the text. I have read that part a billion times and the "jeans with holes in the knees." part gets me every time.
Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now.
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now.
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I dunno man. I feel as though Thom lost some of his creative energy somewhere along the way. Dude's like 50 now, right? On Pablo you can still feel his emotions pretty clearly. Rainbows just sounds like a thousand other alternative bands that are making music these days. Maybe I'll give it another shot. After all, how can I argue with someone who wears a Radiohead tshirt IRL?
I caught that story. I remember reading it. Brilliant for sure.
