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6 months ago ::
Dec 03, 2012 - 11:43PM
#81
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Jan 13, 2012
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Can be really handy when they decide to bring back mana burn and reprint Mana Drain  Forgotten Runes   Enchantment - Aura Enchant Creature When you cast ~, each creature gains protection from enchantments until the end of turn. Enchanted creature gets +20/+20
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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6 months ago ::
Dec 04, 2012 - 1:12AM
#82
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Date Joined:
Nov 18, 2012
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Super tech in zur the enchanter  EDH decks. Backseat Driving  Enchantment
Whenever you cast a spell or activate an ability with one or more targets, target opponent may choose new targets for it. "No, the lightning bolt goes to YOUR face! What a scrub."
I don't have an egosig because I'd rather my ideas be judged on their merits than on mine. Catpoints: Spoiler:
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What are catpoints?
A way of measuring how much I love you.
How do I get catpoints?
1: participate in my forum games/contests.
2: make awesome posts.
3: destroy Carthage.
What can I do with catpoints?
You can ask favors of me. I may or may not agree to your favor, depending on how big the favor is and how many catpoints you have.
Who has how many catpoints?
shadowchu: 100
Islands: 100
Niche: 50
mrindigo: 50
kips: 50
Rstnme: 25
Jman: 25
everyone else: 0
Keeperofmanynames: -100
Morgothra: -100
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6 months ago ::
Dec 04, 2012 - 1:20AM
#83
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Date Joined:
Jan 13, 2012
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Super tech in zur the enchanter EDH decks.
haha wow that is actually very good
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now.
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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6 months ago ::
Dec 04, 2012 - 6:18PM
#84
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Date Joined:
Aug 13, 2011
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@Backseat Driving Awesome with Donate  ! oh wait Ultimate Devastation [mc]0[/c] Sorcery Exile all permanents you control. Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.)
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6 months ago ::
Dec 04, 2012 - 8:50PM
#85
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Date Joined:
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Flavor perfection Kamahl's douchey little brother  Legendary Creature -- Human Druid Creatures your opponents control get +3/+3 and trample until the end of the turn. : Target land becomes a 1/1 creature that must attack if able. If that land is controlled by an opponent, instead it is a 3/3 with indestructiblity. 3/2
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6 months ago ::
Dec 04, 2012 - 8:55PM
#86
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I hate dogs.
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6 months ago ::
Dec 04, 2012 - 9:06PM
#87
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Date Joined:
Nov 27, 2012
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Amazing sacrifice deck card! Swift Demise    Enchantment Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, it deal damage to you equal to its power, then you sacrifice it.
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6 months ago ::
Dec 04, 2012 - 9:26PM
#88
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Date Joined:
Jan 20, 2011
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Amazing sacrifice deck card!
Swift Demise
Enchantment
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, it deal damage to you equal to its power, then you sacrifice it.
Grixis Donate would enjoy this.
Carnival Game --   
Sorcery (R)
Target creature you don't control gets +3/+3.
Shuffle your library and exile the top sixteen cards facedown in a four by four grid. If you do, your opponent picks two cards. If they match, repeat this process. If they don't match, you pick two cards. If they match, repeat this process. If they don't match, your opponent picks again. Repeat that process until you are certain there are no matching cards left. If your opponent has chosen more matching cards than you, exile your library. If you have chosen more matching cards than your opponent, Carnival Game deals 3 damage to the same creature. If you tied, Carnival Game deals damage to you equal to your life total.
Exile Carnival Game.
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6 months ago ::
Dec 04, 2012 - 11:50PM
#89
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Date Joined:
Aug 21, 2012
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It adds entropy, which is always fun! Temporary Ephemera  Creature - ElementalSplit second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.)When you draw ~, reveal it and put it onto the battlefield under your control. When ~ enters the battlefield, exile ~. Then all opponents gain control of all creatures you control that they own. Then end the turn (Exile all spells and abilities on the stack. Discard down to your maximum hand size. Damage wears off, and "this turn" and "until end of turn" effects end.)0/0
All cards I make have artists credited in the appropriate places. Artist names in "quotes" are DeviantArt usernames unless otherwise mentioned. Click here --->  <--- Click here I'm now going to quote you out of context in my sig because that's what adorable monkey-pigs like me do.
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6 months ago ::
Dec 04, 2012 - 11:51PM
#90
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This + hive mind = super wombo combo. Rebellious Teenager Creature - HumanIf ~ would deal damage, it deals that much damage to you instead. 1/1
I hate dogs.
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