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6 months ago ::
Nov 30, 2012 - 8:21AM
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Seems like the general consensus is that Gideon is just not up to the task, and who am I to argue what the YMTC collective have decided upon? Gideon, He Who Lost His Spark   Legendary Creature - Human Plainswalk  : Put a loyalty counter on ~. "I... I swear I was a powerful Planeswalker! Why doesn't anyone listen to me? WHY IS EVERYONE LEAVING?!?"2/4
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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6 months ago ::
Nov 30, 2012 - 11:06AM
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Nobody's going to pretend that Gideon has a chance? I mean I don't see him killing Bolas but maybe he could just escape more or less unharmed (for the moment). Or what about a Gideon card where he's prepped for battle with the dragon?
We already lost Venser, let one of the bad guys die for a change.
Not if it means letting Gideon live. I would pitch Ravnica, New Phyrexia and Innistrad to the Eldrazi for the mere promise that his wretched life would be over and I'd never have to deal with him ever, ever again.
COME AT ME BRO!
I'm going to work on something, but i'm not in the writing mood so don't expect too much.
I don't know what's sadder. That people obsess over the Power Rangers, or that their drawings of them aren't done in crayon?
Clever deduction Watson! Maybe you can explain why Supergirl is trying to kill me.
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Autocard is your friend.
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] = Lightning Bolt 
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6 months ago ::
Nov 30, 2012 - 11:36AM
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I've removed content from this thread. Trolling/baiting is a violation of the Code of Conduct. You can review the Code of Conduct here: company.wizards.com/conductRemember to keep your posts polite and on topic and refrain from making personal attacks.
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6 months ago ::
Nov 30, 2012 - 11:37AM
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 I'll write some stuff up later. lol
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6 months ago ::
Nov 30, 2012 - 12:02PM
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I'll write some stuff up later. lol
Wow, if only WOTC could design cool cards like that instead of stupid stuff like ajani vengeant  .
I hate dogs.
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6 months ago ::
Nov 30, 2012 - 12:11PM
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How does that help that person make a better design? You're just being sardonic. onedayweek, as a strong rule of law, never overlap a planeswalker ability. Always do something different or in a different way. There are some exceptions to this rule already ( Ajani  // Tamiyo  // Sorin  ). Even so, to make your content stand out you need originiality and dymanic essence. You'll get this from doing new things and working around special interactions. I hope this helps.
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6 months ago ::
Nov 30, 2012 - 12:20PM
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How does that help that person make a better design?
Who said I was trying?
I hate dogs.
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6 months ago ::
Nov 30, 2012 - 12:20PM
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I'll write some stuff up later. lol
Wow, if only WOTC could design cool cards like that instead of stupid stuff like ajani vengeant .
You know, the really sad part is that I didn't even intend to copy Ajani Vengeant's abilities. I completely forgot what he did. I just designed that ultimate, picked two other abilities with some arbitrary numbers and it ended up that way. I'll change him up and see what I come up with.
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6 months ago ::
Nov 30, 2012 - 12:22PM
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Seems like the general consensus is that Gideon is just not up to the task, and who am I to argue what the YMTC collective have decided upon?
Gideon, He Who Lost His Spark
Legendary Creature - Human
Plainswalk
: Put a loyalty counter on ~.
"I... I swear I was a powerful Planeswalker! Why doesn't anyone listen to me? WHY IS EVERYONE LEAVING?!?"
2/4
Best card 2012
I'll write some stuff up later. lol
Wow, if only WOTC could design cool cards like that instead of stupid stuff like ajani vengeant .
You know, the really sad part is that I didn't even intend to copy Ajani Vengeant's abilities. I completely forgot what he did. I just designed that ultimate, picked two other abilities with some arbitrary numbers and it ended up that way. I'll change him up and see what I come up with.
Don't worry, everyone screws up.
I hate dogs.
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6 months ago ::
Nov 30, 2012 - 12:28PM
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Okay, here's a different version. I really wanted to play on the fact that Gideon is out trying to rally other planeswalkers against the Eldrazi. I figured he would do the same against Bolas. 
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