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6 months ago ::
Nov 24, 2012 - 9:41PM
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Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdaca !!
... no, seriously!
"Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar was a wizard who summoned a Lord of the Pit named Vincent but was unable to repay him, so she had to work for him as a chef for seven years and seven days. She wrote The Underworld Cookbook and had twenty copies made. Because only two copies sold in five months, she ordered two imps to burn the remaining copies. However, the line to the incinerator was too long, so they instead used a garbage chute that led to the overworld."
"The Underworld Cookbook was a cookbook written by Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar while she was working as a chef for Vincent, Lord of the Pit. The Underworld Cookbook is quoted in the flavor text of Granite Gargoyleand Lightning Axe. A quote also appears on the Unhinged card Sauté."
Incredibly flavorful, a new  Planeswalker to contrast with Chandra. Just take inspiration for the 3 cards she appears in for her abilities and you have a new Planeswalker ready to roll!!
Also i really want to see R&D's head explode from having to print this card by popular demand. Actually, she would be a lovely "Joke Planeswalker" for a Unglued/Unhinged expansion
C'mon people, come to the Flavor side! The great Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar awaits your support!!
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6 months ago ::
Nov 24, 2012 - 10:01PM
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Wow. That's weird... the Salvation Wiki articles don't cite any sources, but both Eidtelnvil and Loot Niptil edited it, so I can only assume it's true. (Or... one of them decided having a totally bogus article would be funny.)
Anyone know the source for Asmoran's backstory?
Part of me feels like this should be moved to Flavor and Storylines...
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6 months ago ::
Nov 24, 2012 - 10:26PM
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This is a useless post devoid of any intellectual content or purpose.
And not the fun kind that gets people to fight with eachother until it gets locked.
I hate dogs.
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6 months ago ::
Nov 25, 2012 - 6:48AM
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- Volunteer Community Lead
- blame me for the weather
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Sorry, no petitions allowed.
Locked.
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