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7 months ago ::
Nov 25, 2012 - 9:08AM
#11
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Date Joined:
Sep 15, 2005
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hungry Cats   Tribal Sorcery - Cat Arcane All your fish are belong to us. End the phrase. " The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams." - Oprah Winfrey
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7 months ago ::
Nov 26, 2012 - 7:58AM
#12
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Date Joined:
Nov 15, 2012
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thanks Selfless Grove Nourisher Creature - Human Druid Regenerate target Dryad, Elephant or Centaur 1/1
I am thinking here about Loxodon Hierarch, Call of the Conclave, Centaur Healer, Loxodon Smiter, Dryad Militant, Vitu-Ghazi Guildmage, Trostani, Selesnya's Voice and the Quirion Dryad. A little fast drop that can protect all of them.
Some Selesnya card ideas __________________________________________ let's just look at all our cards instead of playing
Top Hat  Artifact (U) You may play Rabbit cards as though they had flash. "Presto!"
Brilliant
TLDR
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7 months ago ::
Dec 10, 2012 - 2:59AM
#13
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Date Joined:
Nov 23, 2009
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Armadillo   Creature Anteater
destroy target insect or Faerie of 3 mana toll or less ~"some believe insects were the on land, the first in the air and the menu" (1/3)
This is probably the best card you've ever made.
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7 months ago ::
Dec 10, 2012 - 3:08AM
#14
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Date Joined:
Jan 13, 2012
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Armadillo   Creature Anteater
destroy target insect or Faerie of 3 mana toll or less ~"some believe insects were the on land, the first in the air and the menu" (1/3)
This is probably the best card you've ever made.
With also the best flavor text he's ever written.
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards... 
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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