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8 months ago  ::  Nov 14, 2012 - 3:18PM #1
bay_falconer
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Explain it flavor-wise, please. Is there a reason? Are birds unnatural in some way? If not, quit printing Plummet .

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8 months ago  ::  Nov 14, 2012 - 4:29PM #2
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Nov 14, 2012 -- 3:18PM, bay_falconer wrote:

Explain it flavor-wise, please. Is there a reason? Are birds unnatural in some way? If not, quit printing Plummet .



Green isn't all of nature. Swamps, mountains, islands and plains are all natural.
The sky is part of nature, but it belongs mostly to blue and white, not green.
Rocks are natural, fire is natural. But those are red.
Death is natural, disease is natural. But those are mostly black.

Green is the earth, the soil, the forests. Green is growth, spreading plants, big creatures etc.
Green is the colour of the lush places.

Plants don't fly. Elephants don't fly, rhinos don't fly, beasts don't fly. And the earth, the soil, the land itself, that certainly doesn't fly. And much like the Tarrasque in D&D, green isn't happy when things don't play by it's rules; so it doesn't let things fly high above it.

Green is most of nature, and mostly nature, but it isn't identical to nature.

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8 months ago  ::  Nov 14, 2012 - 7:06PM #3
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Historical precedence.

Back in the day, all of the colors had lots of hate based on their enemy colors, so red and green (the worst flying colors) hated lots on blue (the best flying color).

Then the color pie became more focused and it became more of a not-flying color hating on flying rather than green hating on blue. 
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8 months ago  ::  Nov 14, 2012 - 7:33PM #4
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To expand on Kingreaper's answer a bit:

Green mana springs from forests, so green is inextricably connected to the land, because all of its power is ultimately derived from the soil. All of green's plants (and thus, its animals, too) depend on the earth, and basically all of green magic is based around those plants (and animals).

Birds (and other flying animals) aren't tied to the earth in this way--the only thing they're tied to is the sky. Green resents this as a perversion of the natural order, a rejection of the earth which all life so fundamentally depends on. Therefore, it hates on things that fly.
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8 months ago  ::  Nov 15, 2012 - 6:51AM #5
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I'd say it's also because green does not want to resort to evasion. It prefers to go through defenders with trample, or eliminate them with deathtouch. To green, circumventing an opponent's defence is the same as admitting that it is too powerful for you, and green really doesn't like to do that.
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8 months ago  ::  Nov 15, 2012 - 11:15AM #6
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Nov 14, 2012 -- 4:29PM, Kingreaper wrote:

Nov 14, 2012 -- 3:18PM, bay_falconer wrote:

Explain it flavor-wise, please. Is there a reason? Are birds unnatural in some way? If not, quit printing Plummet .



Green isn't all of nature. Swamps, mountains, islands and plains are all natural.
The sky is part of nature, but it belongs mostly to blue and white, not green.
Rocks are natural, fire is natural. But those are red.
Death is natural, disease is natural. But those are mostly black.

Green is the earth, the soil, the forests. Green is growth, spreading plants, big creatures etc.
Green is the colour of the lush places.

Plants don't fly. Elephants don't fly, rhinos don't fly, beasts don't fly. And the earth, the soil, the land itself, that certainly doesn't fly. And much like the Tarrasque in D&D, green isn't happy when things don't play by it's rules; so it doesn't let things fly high above it.

Green is most of nature, and mostly nature, but it isn't identical to nature.




That doesn't explain why green can kill a bird, but not a zombie or reanimated skeleton, things which are unnatural. Maybe I'm missing something?

Nov 14, 2012 -- 7:06PM, HairlessThoctar wrote:

Historical precedence.

Back in the day, all of the colors had lots of hate based on their enemy colors, so red and green (the worst flying colors) hated lots on blue (the best flying color).

Then the color pie became more focused and it became more of a not-flying color hating on flying rather than green hating on blue. 




Ah, the appeal to tradition. The last refuge of someone losing a debate.

Nov 14, 2012 -- 7:33PM, zammm wrote:

Birds (and other flying animals) aren't tied to the earth in this way--the only thing they're tied to is the sky. Green resents this as a perversion of the natural order, a rejection of the earth which all life so fundamentally depends on. Therefore, it hates on things that fly.




Yet many birds live in trees. Bats eat fruit. Bees and hummingbirds are one of the major carriers of pollen. Your argument is invalid.

Nov 15, 2012 -- 6:51AM, K9GM3 wrote:

I'd say it's also because green does not want to resort to evasion. It prefers to go through defenders with trample, or eliminate them with deathtouch. To green, circumventing an opponent's defence is the same as admitting that it is too powerful for you, and green really doesn't like to do that.




The same as removing a creature , no doubt. Next!

Jun 27, 2012 -- 12:04AM, GM_Champion wrote:

Clever deduction Watson! Maybe you can explain why Supergirl is trying to kill me.


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8 months ago  ::  Nov 15, 2012 - 11:34AM #7
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Nov 15, 2012 -- 11:15AM, bay_falconer wrote:

 

That doesn't explain why green can kill a bird, but not a zombie or reanimated skeleton, things which are unnatural. Maybe I'm missing something?



Zombies and reanimated skeletons live on the ground, they come from the soil, they're not creatures of the sky, they're creatures of the earth. And green doesn't mind that as much.

Yet many birds live in trees. Bats eat fruit. Bees and hummingbirds are one of the major carriers of pollen. Your argument is invalid.



But birds, bats, etc. fly away, into the sky. They never touch the soil, never interact with it. Your argument is invalid.

The same as removing a creature , no doubt. Next!


Plummet is removing a cheater. That's not the same as cheating yourself.

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8 months ago  ::  Nov 15, 2012 - 11:43AM #8
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Nov 15, 2012 -- 11:34AM, Kingreaper wrote:

Nov 15, 2012 -- 11:15AM, bay_falconer wrote:

 

That doesn't explain why green can kill a bird, but not a zombie or reanimated skeleton, things which are unnatural. Maybe I'm missing something?



Zombies and reanimated skeletons live on the ground, they come from the soil, they're not creatures of the sky, they're creatures of the earth. And green doesn't mind that as much.




Then green certainly won't mind golems either; after all, the things they are made from come from (and never leave) the ground, especially when the ground's made of metal . Your argument is even less valid than before.

Nov 15, 2012 -- 11:34AM, Kingreaper wrote:

Yet many birds live in trees. Bats eat fruit. Bees and hummingbirds are one of the major carriers of pollen. Your argument is invalid.



But birds, bats, etc. fly away, into the sky. They never touch the soil, never interact with it. Your argument is invalid.




But that's not part of green's ideology. Green's ideology is interdependence, expressed best by bees. Trickery is expressed best by an animal that builds traps to catch its prey.

Nov 15, 2012 -- 11:34AM, Kingreaper wrote:

The same as removing a creature , no doubt. Next!


Plummet is removing a cheater. That's not the same as cheating yourself.




That...makes no sense. So you're saying green's a scrub? Dismissed.

Jun 27, 2012 -- 12:04AM, GM_Champion wrote:

Clever deduction Watson! Maybe you can explain why Supergirl is trying to kill me.


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8 months ago  ::  Nov 15, 2012 - 11:46AM #9
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Nov 15, 2012 -- 11:43AM, bay_falconer wrote:



Then green certainly won't mind golems either; after all, the things they are made from come from (and never leave) the ground, especially when the ground's made of metal . Your argument is even less valid than before.



Metal is not soil.
Metal is specifically unaligned to soil (green) or rock (red) it's metal (colorless)

They're very, very different things. And pretending they're not is just you feeding your own obsession.

But that's not part of green's ideology. Green's ideology is interdependence, expressed best by bees. Trickery is expressed best by an animal that builds traps to catch its prey.



Clearly, you're wrong. Your opinion on Green's ideology doesn't match Green's actual ideology.

Once again, you're doing the same as GM_Champion, starting with an assumption and refusing to see anything that might disagree with it.

That...makes no sense. So you're saying green's a scrub? Dismissed.



Green and white both have rules, and they both think everything should obey their rules.

If you want to call that "being a scrub" then what are you doing right now by saying magic's color pie should obey your rules?

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8 months ago  ::  Nov 15, 2012 - 11:58AM #10
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True, but artifact creatures made of wood? Or straw?

And on Mirrodin, again, the ground is made of metal.

If I'm wrong, why does the green section of the color pie say "instinct / interdependence"? You lose again.

And wait, green has rules? Green control is a thing? When did green control become a thing? Can you point me to that eloquent speech given by a Hunted Wumpus or a Primeval Titan , which convinced the Senate to amend a law to include subsection 5.3.28?

I just think making a rule (no green flying) so a card (Plummet) can exist is an exercise in mental masturbation. Hell, I play blue more than anything.

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