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7 months ago ::
Nov 23, 2012 - 1:19PM
#101
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Date Joined:
Nov 15, 2012
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Timid tabby  Creature Cat  return timid tabby to owners hands (1/1)
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7 months ago ::
Nov 23, 2012 - 1:34PM
#102
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Date Joined:
Mar 18, 2003
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Woodland Hunter  Creature - Human Warrior When Woodland Hunter enters the battlefield, exile 3 basic land cards from your libary. Shuffle your library afterwards. You may play lands from exile. 1/1
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These cards are Ball Tightening.
Perfect originality is overrated and often ugly. The best and most beautiful cards I've ever seen were clearly inspired by something else.
Cards are not entirely unlike living organisms in this regard. All the good ones are a result of long evolution; the 'original' ones are either monocellular or mutant aberrations.
The weird part is reaching over the table, grabbing a card from their hand, and just staring slowly back at them, awkwardly, as you slide their voice of resurgence slowly into your pants.
Graveborn are strictly better than Zombies. I mean, look at that wicked beard  . You try growing that when your dead. And I know aging fellows who are suffering from Male Pattern Baldness, who would kill for a Mop like Ribsy's over there.
Hey Dudibus, I can't take you seriously until you take your shirt off!
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7 months ago ::
Nov 23, 2012 - 2:09PM
#103
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Singularity | Creature - IncarnationEpic "It does not mean there's only one!" 1/1
Let's just pretend that I've properly modded the rules for Epic.
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7 months ago ::
Nov 23, 2012 - 3:21PM
#104
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Date Joined:
Sep 15, 2005
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Potential Creature - Incarnation Cumulative Upkeep - Put a +1/+1 counter on Potential. 0/0
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7 months ago ::
Nov 23, 2012 - 6:29PM
#105
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Date Joined:
Apr 14, 2010
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Zealous Assimilator  Creature -- Human Cleric When ~ enters the battlefield, target creature becomes a copy of it for as long as ~ is on the battlefield. 1/1
"Go, then. There are other worlds than these." -- Stephen King, The Gunslinger Some things to make the forums nicer -- Last updated 28 Apr
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Share and enjoy. Suggestions for new things to fix always welcome!
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7 months ago ::
Nov 23, 2012 - 7:45PM
#106
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Date Joined:
May 19, 2012
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Singularity |
Creature - Incarnation
Epic
"It does not mean there's only one!"
1/1
Looking at this, I don't feel so bad, losing to you and Mown.
What a shame, I thought your previous one was fantastic.
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7 months ago ::
Nov 24, 2012 - 5:46AM
#107
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Date Joined:
Jan 13, 2012
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Terragoyf  Creature - Lhurgoyf Haste ~ gets +3/+3 as long as a player has three or more land cards in his or her graveyard. 1/1
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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7 months ago ::
Nov 25, 2012 - 2:34PM
#108
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Date Joined:
Aug 28, 2008
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Flashforge Mimic R
Creature - Elemental
You may have ~ enter the battlefield as a copy of any permanent on the battlefield, except it has haste and " sacrifice ~ at the baginning of the next end step." If that permanent is a creature, it is 1/1.
1/1
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7 months ago ::
Nov 25, 2012 - 2:53PM
#109
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Date Joined:
Nov 18, 2012
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Carrion Gorger 
Creature - Zombie
Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on Carrion Gorger.
1/1
modern r&d could print this un-nerfed version of entrails feaster  , and it would show up lower than rare too
This is not at all balanced.
Erratic Torchbearer-
Creature-Goblin Warrior
When Erratic Torchbearer enters the battlefield, each player sacrifices a permanent.
"Don't trip!"~Torchbearer joke
1/1
So it's 1 mana for "each opponent sacrifices a permanent?"
Also, chaoslight, I had an idea like that, you must be spying on my thoughts. I feel violated 
I don't have an egosig because I'd rather my ideas be judged on their merits than on mine. Catpoints: Spoiler:
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What are catpoints?
A way of measuring how much I love you.
How do I get catpoints?
1: participate in my forum games/contests.
2: make awesome posts.
3: destroy Carthage.
What can I do with catpoints?
You can ask favors of me. I may or may not agree to your favor, depending on how big the favor is and how many catpoints you have.
Who has how many catpoints?
shadowchu: 100
Islands: 100
Niche: 50
mrindigo: 50
kips: 50
Rstnme: 25
Jman: 25
everyone else: 0
Keeperofmanynames: -100
Morgothra: -100
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7 months ago ::
Nov 25, 2012 - 6:14PM
#110
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Date Joined:
Aug 28, 2008
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Well he wants broken cards anyway.
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