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8 months ago ::
Nov 11, 2012 - 3:59AM
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tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoWe...The 13th november isn't my birthday, so let's not celebrate my birthday on that day, instead make a card that I don't really like!  Your card is supposed to be well-designed and it's supposed to have lots of positive traits, but you're immediately disqualified if you post a card that I like.. Some things that are very important to me are synergy + mechanics + innovation, and my forum activity (visible on my profile!) mainly consists of posting cards and writing comments for cards that other people have posted.. If you're posting single cards in this forum and you're looking for comments, you probably know exactly what I like and what I don't like.. Also, I have introduced myself in the casual forum, and you're free to use whatever you know about me the way that you wish.. You won't win this contest if you simply post a card which insults or hoses cats, because I don't dislike cards that insult or hose them.. Good luck, and this contest ends in two days! I'm curious if this contest makes any sense and if people like it..
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8 months ago ::
Nov 11, 2012 - 4:20AM
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Thank you, GM_Champion! ^.^ You just did me a huge favor even though pissing me off is part of the contest..
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8 months ago ::
Nov 11, 2012 - 5:29AM
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Depsite the fact that I've designed many cards cats_and_me doesn't like, I have no idea what would qualify for this contest.
Moderated by
Orc_Welfin
on Nov 11, 2012 - 07:30AM
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8 months ago ::
Nov 11, 2012 - 5:38AM
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Yeah, I'm not sure how much sense this contest makes, although I definitely like the idea that's behind this contest: The best card that has a large enough flaw so that I don't like the card wins, that's different from the many "design something that someone likes" contests that other people are holding! Yeah, I appreciate comments on this contest idea, no matter how negative or positive they are..
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8 months ago ::
Nov 11, 2012 - 5:45AM
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Oakhall Cultivator   Creature - Elf DruidWhenever you tap an elf you control for mana, add to your mana pool. The legacy of their tribe is inscribed along the walls, each plank dedicated to one of those who fought for the land its buildt upon.2/2
Did I do good and bad?
Everything Mown does is elegant.
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8 months ago ::
Nov 11, 2012 - 6:09AM
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Turducken   Creature - Zombie Bird (U) When ~ dies, put a 2/2 black Zombie Bird creature token onto the battlefield. It has "When this creature dies, put a 1/1 black Zombie Bird creature token onto the battlefield." 3/3
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8 months ago ::
Nov 11, 2012 - 6:53AM
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Darkroot Infusion Enchantment Creatures you control get +3/+3 and have trample. Whenever a creature you control dies, exile another creature that you control. "There's still debate regarding the Infusion, some still want to classify it as a curse."
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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8 months ago ::
Nov 11, 2012 - 7:31AM
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I've removed content from this thread. Trolling/baiting is a violation of the Code of Conduct You can review the Code of Conduct here: company.wizards.com/conductPlease remember to keep your posts polite, on topic and refrain from personal attacks. You are free to disagree with one another as long as it is done in a respectful manner.
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8 months ago ::
Nov 11, 2012 - 7:44AM
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Darkroot Infusion
Enchantment
Creatures you control get +3/+3 and have trample.
Whenever a creature you control dies, sacrifice a creature.
"There's still debate regarding the Infusion, some still want to classify it as a curse."
If one creature dies, all your creatures die, because each sacrifice triggers this again. Is that intended?
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8 months ago ::
Nov 11, 2012 - 7:56AM
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Date Joined:
Jan 13, 2012
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Darkroot Infusion
Enchantment
Creatures you control get +3/+3 and have trample.
Whenever a creature you control dies, sacrifice a creature.
"There's still debate regarding the Infusion, some still want to classify it as a curse."
If one creature dies, all your creatures die, because each sacrifice triggers this again. Is that intended?
No it wasn't, I fixed it, but I wish there was a way to do it without having to exile.
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now.
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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