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7 months ago ::
Nov 09, 2012 - 10:03PM
#11
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Date Joined:
May 18, 2010
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Destructive Match  Instant Set target card on fire. It's better than woodfall primus  !
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7 months ago ::
Nov 09, 2012 - 10:24PM
#12
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Date Joined:
Jan 13, 2012
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GM_cats_and_pablo    Legendary Creature - Horror Cat Wizard Prompt: Bands with emblems. Protection from non-cats. Exile 6 cards you own outside the game: target creature fights itself. 2/6 I don't know what I'm doing
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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7 months ago ::
Nov 10, 2012 - 12:55AM
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Date Joined:
Sep 30, 2010
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7 months ago ::
Nov 10, 2012 - 3:11PM
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Date Joined:
May 19, 2012
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Whiny weenie and observant aren't the same thing pablo, somehow I thought you'd understand.
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7 months ago ::
Nov 10, 2012 - 3:56PM
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Date Joined:
Mar 18, 2003
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C'est Un Cadeau Artifact
 ,  , sacrifice C'est Un Cadeau: target opponent shuffles their library then reveals the top card. If it's a permanent then put it onto the battlefield under your control and the flavour text for this card is " Ahhh, you shouldn't have!". Otherwise put the card into its owners graveyard and this cards flavour text is " Oh well, it was the thought that counts."
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These cards are Ball Tightening.
Perfect originality is overrated and often ugly. The best and most beautiful cards I've ever seen were clearly inspired by something else.
Cards are not entirely unlike living organisms in this regard. All the good ones are a result of long evolution; the 'original' ones are either monocellular or mutant aberrations.
Graveborn are strictly better than Zombies. I mean, look at that wicked beard  . You try growing that when your dead. And I know aging fellows who are suffering from Male Pattern Baldness, who would kill for a Mop like Ribsy's over there.
Hey Dudibus, I can't take you seriously until you take your shirt off!
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7 months ago ::
Nov 10, 2012 - 5:05PM
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Date Joined:
Nov 23, 2009
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In the spirit of birthdays, how about some baby animals. Hungry Pup   Creature - Bat (U) If you would gain life, you may instead transform ~. Spare him a few drops...1/1 ////// Bloodseeking Terror( ) Creature - BatFlying, lifelink ...and his gratitude will sate you.2/2 Curious Cub  Creature - Cat (U) If you would draw a card, you may instead transform ~. The young have much to learn...1/1 ////// Seasoned Hunter( ) Creature - CatWhenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. ...and the elders have much to teach.3/3 That's all I got though, no complete cycle yet.
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7 months ago ::
Nov 10, 2012 - 11:04PM
#17
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Date Joined:
Oct 27, 2009
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Yearly Tribute EnchantmentSeasonal - Whenever a land enters the battlefield, if the total number of lands on the battlefield is divisible by four, you may draw a card. Seasons come and seasons go,bring the corn and bear the fruit.
"A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." - Antoine de Saint-Exupry MLP
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Congratulations, you've found My Lie Policy:
Only when i'm prompted, i might lie. (policy still in the refinement process.)
I am both rational and instinctive. I value self-knowledge and understanding of the world; my ultimate goal is self-improvement and improvement of the world around me. At best, I am focused and methodical; at worst, I am obsessive and amoral.
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I am Blue/Green
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7 months ago ::
Nov 11, 2012 - 2:02AM
#18
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Unopened Gifts Artifact ,  , Sacrifice Unopened Gifts: Shuffle your library. Exile the top four cards of your library face down. Target opponent chooses two of those cards. Put the chosen cards into your graveyard and the rest into your hand. Not knowing is half the fun.
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7 months ago ::
Nov 11, 2012 - 2:40AM
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Date Joined:
Oct 10, 2011
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 Hillbilly Jim Legendary Creature — Wrassler~'s converted mana cost is increased by 1 for each +1/+1 counter on it. ~ can't be targeted or dealt damage by permanents with a lower converted mana cost. 3/4
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7 months ago ::
Nov 11, 2012 - 4:03AM
#20
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Date Joined:
May 29, 2007
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That's pretty difficult, but it's also possible to win by posting the card that you dislike the least, right? Painweaver - Creature - Human WizardWhenever Painweaver is dealt combat damage by a creature, reveal that many cards from the top of your library. You may cast a card revealed this way targeting that creature. Put all other cards on the bottom of your library in any order. 3/2
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