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8 months ago ::
Oct 15, 2012 - 9:33AM
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Hello everyone,
if you remember the first edition of this contest, about six months ago, it was a simple competition in which you were given one element of a card and could fill in the rest the way you thought best. It was relatively successful, easy to judge and fun (at least on my part), so I think the time has come for the second edition.
Like last time, we will be starting with the name.
Round 1:
Make a card with the name "Eternal Second"
Rounds all last 24 hours, taxative. I'll grade you as fast as I can, and there will be some form of meaningless internet award for the top scorer in the contest!
Have fun!
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8 months ago ::
Oct 15, 2012 - 9:34AM
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Date Joined:
Oct 14, 2007
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Reserved, just in case.
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8 months ago ::
Oct 15, 2012 - 9:40AM
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Mar 11, 2008
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Eternal Second   Instant Target player takes a turn now. (Starting with the resolution of this spell, that player begins their turn and goes all the way through to their cleanup step, then the current turn resumes after that turn ends.)When ~ is countered by a spell or ability an opponent controls, draw a card.
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none That "Dual Colors" personality test thing
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I am Black/Green
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.I am both selfish and instinctive. I value growth and community, as long as they favour my own objectives; I enjoy nature, and I particularly enjoy watching parts of nature die. At best, I am resilient and tenacious; at worst, I'm uncontrollable and destructive.
Oh, but wait, there were multiple answers that fit my thoughts to some questions. What colors did they say I was?
I am Blue/Green
I am both rational and instinctive. I value self-knowledge and understanding of the world; my ultimate goal is self-improvement and improvement of the world around me. At best, I am focused and methodical; at worst, I am obsessive and amoral.
Some RPG Personality Test I saw
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8 months ago ::
Oct 15, 2012 - 9:47AM
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You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in an thread with GM_Champion" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against AzureShade when card design is on the line!
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8 months ago ::
Oct 15, 2012 - 10:07AM
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Eternal Second  Sorcery Take an extra turn after this one, then exile Eternal Second attached to target opponent. If Eternal Second is attached to a player, that player may cast Eternal Second without paying its mana cost.
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8 months ago ::
Oct 15, 2012 - 10:31AM
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Mar 11, 2008
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Eternal Second  Creature - Knight (C) Soulbound Eternal Second cannot attack unless paired with another creature. As long as Eternal Second is paired with another creature, both creatures have first strike. The bloodlines never were in his favor to lead.2/2
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8 months ago ::
Oct 15, 2012 - 10:51AM
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Jan 13, 2012
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Eternal Second Instant Exile all spells. If they don't have suspend, they gain suspend. " The mage stood there, dumbfounded, staring as all his hard work got stuck in an eternal moment, never to resolve. "
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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8 months ago ::
Oct 15, 2012 - 11:29AM
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Eternal Second -  Sorcery Put a Stasis counter on each tapped permanent. For the rest of the game, permanents with a stasis counter on it doesn't untap during their controller's uptap phase.
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8 months ago ::
Oct 15, 2012 - 11:44AM
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Apr 13, 2012
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Eternal Second  EnchantmentEternal Second enters the battlefield with five time counters on it. Sacrifice Eternal Second: Take another turn after this one. For each time counter on Eternal Second when it was sacrificed, choose Untap, Upkeep, Draw, Main, or Combat phase. Do not pick a phase more than once unless you have already chosen each phase once. Skip each instance of thoses phases next turn. : Remove a Time Counter from Eternal Second.
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8 months ago ::
Oct 15, 2012 - 12:41PM
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Date Joined:
May 19, 2012
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Damn, one of those cards is really clever. Eternal Second InstantEternal Second does not resolve. Draw a card. Placeholder perhaps.
Whiny weenie and observant aren't the same thing pablo, somehow I thought you'd understand.
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