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8 months ago ::
Oct 09, 2012 - 6:55PM
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8 months ago ::
Oct 09, 2012 - 8:03PM
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I still don't see it.
Really? Actually, I find that quite ironic.
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8 months ago ::
Oct 09, 2012 - 10:29PM
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I like to play mill. Does it mean I like driving people insane, or that I'm insane myself? No idea..
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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8 months ago ::
Oct 10, 2012 - 2:54AM
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I like to play mill. Does it mean I like driving people insane, or that I'm insane myself? No idea..
You don't like efficiency and you try too hard to be different.
Nah, I think a lot of casual players have a mill deck. It's always fun to try to do something other than just another flavor of dealing 20 damage to a player. Probably why you will see so many lifegain decks in casual as well. Playing outside the box and all.
DBZ did this better with 3 inherent win strategies, and then cards supplementing additional strategies later. Or rather DBZ did this better by actually having support for it's inherent win strategies since milling is still frowned upon and hardly supported (and the good cards like Glimpse the Unthinkable  and Mind Funeral  have a huge price one the secondary market) and until recently almost no one remembered Poison counters. Infect had the inherent flaw of not differintiating poison counters from damage, it operated along all the same guidelines and was just redundant.
Borrowing the East Wind  (P3) - Haha, it's like Hurricane  but for horsemanship? That makes hilariously little sense. "Oh man, the wind is so much worse up on this horse."
Jon Finkel can win a Magic tournament with a ham sandwich. That doesn't mean ham sandwiches are now the metagame breaker.
Koth: I'm the first viable red planeswalker. Who are you?
Tibalt: I'm a two-mana red planeswalker.
Koth: I'm the last viable red planeswalker.
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8 months ago ::
Oct 10, 2012 - 7:41AM
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The weirdest Pokemon TCG deck (according to InQuest) wsa Mulligan Mewtwo, also a mill deck, and apparently broken in half. I never played Pokemon, so I don't know.
Clever deduction Watson! Maybe you can explain why Supergirl is trying to kill me.
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Autocard is your friend.
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] = Lightning Bolt 
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8 months ago ::
Oct 10, 2012 - 12:19PM
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The weirdest Pokemon TCG deck (according to InQuest) wsa Mulligan Mewtwo, also a mill deck, and apparently broken in half. I never played Pokemon, so I don't know.
Pretty much. IIRC pokemon doesn't have regular mulligans, but if you don't have a basic pokemon in your opening hand, you shuffle it back and draw seven and your opponent draws an extra card (Which may be mandatory, I forget). So I think the strategy there was to run like 1 mewtwo and just wall with potions and such until your opponent ran out of cards.
Zammm = Batman. Bronies unite."I'd call you a genius, but I'm in the room." It's my sig in a box
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Everything is better when you read it in Bane's voice.
Your human antics and desire to continue living have moved me. Just kidding. You cannot move me physically or emotionally. Wall humor.
Copy effects work like a photocopy machine: you get a copy of the 'naked' card, NOT of what's on it.
Funny story:
InQuest Magazine (I think it was InQuest) had an oversized Chaos Orb which I totally rooked someone into allowing into a (non-sanctioned) game.
I had a proxy card that was a Mountain with "Chaos Orb" written on it. When I played it, my opponent cried foul:
Him: "WTF? a Proxy? no-one said anything about Proxies. Do you even own an actual Chaos Orb?"
Me: "Yes, but I thought it would be better to use a Proxy."
Him: "No way. If you're going to put a Chaos Orb in your deck you have to use your actual Chaos Orb."
Me: "*Sigh*. Okay."
I pulled out this huge Chaos Orb and placed it on the table. He tried to cry foul again but everyone else said he insisted I use my actual Chaos Orb and that was my actual Chaos Orb. I used it, flipped it and wiped most of his board.
Unsurprisingly, that only worked once and only because everyone present thought it was hilarious. 
My DM on Battleminds:
no, see i can kill defenders, but 8 consecutive crits on a battlemind, eh walk it off.
Hi guys! So, I'm a sort of returning player to Magic. I say sort of because as a child I had two main TCG's I liked. Yu-Gi-Oh, and Pokemon. Some of my friends branched off in to Magic, and I bought two pre-made decks just to kind of fit in. Like I said, Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokemon were what I really knew how to play. I have a extensive knowledge of deck building in those two TCG's. However, as far as Magic is concerned, I only ever used those two pre made decks. I know how the game is played, and I know general things, but now I want to get in the game for real. I want to begin playing it as a regular. My question is, are all cards ever released from the time of the inception of this game until present day fair game in a deck? Or are there special rules? Are some cards forbidden or restricted? Thanks guys, and I will gladly accept ANY help lol. 
I have the same problem with women.
Is this my new ego sig? Yes it is, other Barry
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And that's why you should never, ever call RP Jesus on being a troll, because then everyone else playing along gets outed, too, and the thread goes back to being boring.
See, this is why RPJesus should be in charge of the storyline. The novel line would never have been cancelled if he had been running the show. Specifically the Slobad and Geth's Head talkshow he just described.
Not only was that an obligatory joke, it was an on-topic post that still managed to be off-topic due to thread derailment. RP Jesus does it again folks.
I think I'm gonna' start praying to Jesus... That's right, RPJesus, I'm gonna' be praying to you, right now.
O' Jesus
Please continue to make my time here on the forums fun and cause me to chuckle.
Amen.
It was wonderful. Us Johnnies had a field day. That Timmy with the Grizzly bears  would actually have to think about swinging into your Mogg Fanatic  , giving you time to set up your silly  combo  . Nowadays it's all DERPSWING! with thier blue jeans and their MP3 players and their EM EM OH AR PEE JEES and their "Dewmocracy" and their children's card games and their Jersey Shores and their Tattooed Tenaged Vampire Hunters from Beverly Hills 
Seriously, that was amazing. I laughed my *ss off. Made my day, and I just woke up.
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8 months ago ::
Oct 10, 2012 - 3:06PM
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The weirdest Pokemon TCG deck (according to InQuest) wsa Mulligan Mewtwo, also a mill deck, and apparently broken in half. I never played Pokemon, so I don't know.
Pretty much. IIRC pokemon doesn't have regular mulligans, but if you don't have a basic pokemon in your opening hand, you shuffle it back and draw seven and your opponent draws an extra card (Which may be mandatory, I forget). So I think the strategy there was to run like 1 mewtwo and just wall with potions and such until your opponent ran out of cards.
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8 months ago ::
Oct 11, 2012 - 9:49AM
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Date Joined:
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The weirdest Pokemon TCG deck (according to InQuest) wsa Mulligan Mewtwo, also a mill deck, and apparently broken in half. I never played Pokemon, so I don't know.
Pretty much. IIRC pokemon doesn't have regular mulligans, but if you don't have a basic pokemon in your opening hand, you shuffle it back and draw seven and your opponent draws an extra card (Which may be mandatory, I forget). So I think the strategy there was to run like 1 mewtwo and just wall with potions and such until your opponent ran out of cards.
I think it was like 1 Mewtwo, 59 psychic energy, replacing 4 energies with Ancestral Recall Pot of Greed Bill for the energy race.
Clever deduction Watson! Maybe you can explain why Supergirl is trying to kill me.
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Autocard is your friend.
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] = Lightning Bolt
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8 months ago ::
Oct 11, 2012 - 10:01AM
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Date Joined:
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The weirdest Pokemon TCG deck (according to InQuest) wsa Mulligan Mewtwo, also a mill deck, and apparently broken in half. I never played Pokemon, so I don't know.
Pretty much. IIRC pokemon doesn't have regular mulligans, but if you don't have a basic pokemon in your opening hand, you shuffle it back and draw seven and your opponent draws an extra card (Which may be mandatory, I forget). So I think the strategy there was to run like 1 mewtwo and just wall with potions and such until your opponent ran out of cards.
I think it was like 1 Mewtwo, 59 psychic energy, replacing 4 energies with Ancestral Recall Pot of Greed Bill for the energy race.
Yeah, looked it up. Mewtwo has an attack for two psychic energy that prevents all effects of the other pokemon's attack, including damage. Which is generally balanced by the fact that you have to remove a psychic energy from him to use it, so you'll ostensibly run out eventually in normal decks. Although with energy retrieval and cilan and such running around you could probably run the deck with 24-30 energy and free up some slots for cards to prevent your opponent from disrupting your strategy.
Zammm = Batman. Bronies unite."I'd call you a genius, but I'm in the room." It's my sig in a box
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Everything is better when you read it in Bane's voice.
Your human antics and desire to continue living have moved me. Just kidding. You cannot move me physically or emotionally. Wall humor.
Copy effects work like a photocopy machine: you get a copy of the 'naked' card, NOT of what's on it.
Funny story:
InQuest Magazine (I think it was InQuest) had an oversized Chaos Orb which I totally rooked someone into allowing into a (non-sanctioned) game.
I had a proxy card that was a Mountain with "Chaos Orb" written on it. When I played it, my opponent cried foul:
Him: "WTF? a Proxy? no-one said anything about Proxies. Do you even own an actual Chaos Orb?"
Me: "Yes, but I thought it would be better to use a Proxy."
Him: "No way. If you're going to put a Chaos Orb in your deck you have to use your actual Chaos Orb."
Me: "*Sigh*. Okay."
I pulled out this huge Chaos Orb and placed it on the table. He tried to cry foul again but everyone else said he insisted I use my actual Chaos Orb and that was my actual Chaos Orb. I used it, flipped it and wiped most of his board.
Unsurprisingly, that only worked once and only because everyone present thought it was hilarious.
My DM on Battleminds:
no, see i can kill defenders, but 8 consecutive crits on a battlemind, eh walk it off.
Hi guys! So, I'm a sort of returning player to Magic. I say sort of because as a child I had two main TCG's I liked. Yu-Gi-Oh, and Pokemon. Some of my friends branched off in to Magic, and I bought two pre-made decks just to kind of fit in. Like I said, Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokemon were what I really knew how to play. I have a extensive knowledge of deck building in those two TCG's. However, as far as Magic is concerned, I only ever used those two pre made decks. I know how the game is played, and I know general things, but now I want to get in the game for real. I want to begin playing it as a regular. My question is, are all cards ever released from the time of the inception of this game until present day fair game in a deck? Or are there special rules? Are some cards forbidden or restricted? Thanks guys, and I will gladly accept ANY help lol.
I have the same problem with women.
Is this my new ego sig? Yes it is, other Barry
Show
And that's why you should never, ever call RP Jesus on being a troll, because then everyone else playing along gets outed, too, and the thread goes back to being boring.
See, this is why RPJesus should be in charge of the storyline. The novel line would never have been cancelled if he had been running the show. Specifically the Slobad and Geth's Head talkshow he just described.
Not only was that an obligatory joke, it was an on-topic post that still managed to be off-topic due to thread derailment. RP Jesus does it again folks.
I think I'm gonna' start praying to Jesus... That's right, RPJesus, I'm gonna' be praying to you, right now.
O' Jesus
Please continue to make my time here on the forums fun and cause me to chuckle.
Amen.
It was wonderful. Us Johnnies had a field day. That Timmy with the Grizzly bears would actually have to think about swinging into your Mogg Fanatic , giving you time to set up your silly combo . Nowadays it's all DERPSWING! with thier blue jeans and their MP3 players and their EM EM OH AR PEE JEES and their "Dewmocracy" and their children's card games and their Jersey Shores and their Tattooed Tenaged Vampire Hunters from Beverly Hills
Seriously, that was amazing. I laughed my *ss off. Made my day, and I just woke up.
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8 months ago ::
Oct 11, 2012 - 6:49PM
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Date Joined:
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Don't be too smart to have fun
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you loads
