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8 months ago ::
Oct 03, 2012 - 6:40AM
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Contestant: Mixaround 
Instant
Put the bottom card of your library into your hand, the top card of your graveyard on top of your library and a card in your hand into your graveyard. "What did we do that for?"
"I dunno. Let's do it again!"
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Morgothra has the Syntax and Grammar of a God.
I love this card.
I can't compete with this.
CKY and magicpablo666 combined ingenuity and silliness to win a Summer fUn contest each!
vlord beat the rest to become the architect of a better tomorrow in Build it and they will come!
CityofAs pranced masterfully to victory in Skipping Merrily!
ConfusedAsUsual conquered both tropes and opponents ascend in Metafiction!
FirstTurnKill condensed Success into Art form in Summing it Up!
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8 months ago ::
Oct 03, 2012 - 10:53AM
#32
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- Gladiator
- Dreamblade Aspect Art Contest Winner 2006
- BCP5 Development Lead
Date Joined:
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I'm going to leave this open until tonight. It would be great if we could start with equal numbers of judges and contestants, though.
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8 months ago ::
Oct 03, 2012 - 8:07PM
#33
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fine i will judge. But for as long I have been around the forum, i have been advertising the fact that i'm illiterate. So i have no idea what to do with the first judge criteria.
"A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." - Antoine de Saint-Exupry MLP
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Congratulations, you've found My Lie Policy:
Only when i'm prompted, i might lie. (policy still in the refinement process.)
I am both rational and instinctive. I value self-knowledge and understanding of the world; my ultimate goal is self-improvement and improvement of the world around me. At best, I am focused and methodical; at worst, I am obsessive and amoral.
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I am Blue/Green
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8 months ago ::
Oct 03, 2012 - 8:08PM
#34
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Date Joined:
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Whiny weenie and observant aren't the same thing pablo, somehow I thought you'd understand.
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8 months ago ::
Oct 03, 2012 - 10:04PM
#35
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sign-up for contestant.
Hypothesiculus  
Creature - Homunculus
 ,  : Name a card, then reveal the top card of your library. If that card is the named card, you draw a card.
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I'm not grading this one. Sebs, this looks vaguely M'Noolian. Maybe more than vaguely. I like it. I would probably have named it something similar even.
I'm not grading it because I want to judge something harshly the first time around. . .
I call Fenix. I'll grade you soon Fenix. I think we both know what is wrong with your card1. . .
1. Why in Heaven's name doesn't it Mill!!!?
I'm sorry if you actually made a card similar to this. I swear it is pure coincidence
worship the horn
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http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75842/28209491/Conch_Horn
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8 months ago ::
Oct 03, 2012 - 10:32PM
#36
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Aw, no I didn't. Not really. Didn't mean to imply that. More of an observational compliment.
Whiny weenie and observant aren't the same thing pablo, somehow I thought you'd understand.
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8 months ago ::
Oct 04, 2012 - 12:22AM
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1. Why in Heaven's name doesn't it Mill!!!?
It does, it just does it in a very subtle way.
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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8 months ago ::
Oct 04, 2012 - 8:51AM
#38
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Oct 27, 2009
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We have to call out who to judge now!?
"A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." - Antoine de Saint-Exupry MLP
Show
Congratulations, you've found My Lie Policy:
Only when i'm prompted, i might lie. (policy still in the refinement process.)
I am both rational and instinctive. I value self-knowledge and understanding of the world; my ultimate goal is self-improvement and improvement of the world around me. At best, I am focused and methodical; at worst, I am obsessive and amoral.
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I am Blue/Green
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8 months ago ::
Oct 04, 2012 - 9:16AM
#39
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Date Joined:
May 19, 2012
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Theatog:
I'll let everyone know when the sign-ups/first entries close. You can start working on your critique though, if you already have a particular submission in mind.
Fenix:
We'll see about that!
Whiny weenie and observant aren't the same thing pablo, somehow I thought you'd understand.
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8 months ago ::
Oct 04, 2012 - 9:26AM
#40
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- Gladiator
- Dreamblade Aspect Art Contest Winner 2006
- BCP5 Development Lead
Date Joined:
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Judges can start now.
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