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8 months ago ::
Sep 30, 2012 - 11:28PM
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Date Joined:
Feb 24, 2009
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Been a really long time since I hosted one of these. Criteria: Design a card with soul  bond  . Ends in 24 hours (shocking, I know). I'll have grades up shortly after.
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8 months ago ::
Sep 30, 2012 - 11:37PM
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Date Joined:
Oct 17, 2010
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Harmonist of Union   Creature - Spirit PriestSoulbond Imprint- If the creature ~ is paired with would leave the battlefield, exile it instead. ~ and the creature it's paired with have all abilities of creatures exiled by it. She sings a chord joining lives and souls, waiting only as each new member of the collective wanders in one by one.2/2
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8 months ago ::
Sep 30, 2012 - 11:39PM
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Date Joined:
Mar 18, 2012
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Mimeomancer   Creature -- Human Wizard Soulbond As long as Mimeomancer is paired with another creature, it is a copy of that creature. I could never be myself. You see, there is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me, but I had it surgically removed.1/1 Hooray for fun Clone variants.
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8 months ago ::
Oct 01, 2012 - 12:02AM
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Date Joined:
Apr 13, 2012
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Devoted Shaman   Creature - Human ShamanSoulbond As long as Devoted Shaman is paired with another creature, each of those creatures has "  : Creatures paired with this get +0/+3 until end of turn" and " : Creatures paired with this get +3/+0 until end of turn" 2/2
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8 months ago ::
Oct 01, 2012 - 12:29AM
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Blood Mistress -   Creature - Vampire Soulbond, Lifelink, Flying As long as ~ is paired with another creature, ~ gets +2/+2 and has "At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice the creature paired with ~ and put a +1/+1 counter on ~." 3/3
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8 months ago ::
Oct 01, 2012 - 12:34AM
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Date Joined:
May 19, 2012
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I want to Soulbond two Mimeomancers together. So, there are no colourless/artifact soulbond creatures. I can understand why but, in a way, skimming through the Soulbond creatures that they did print, this is kinda sad. Dusty Puppet Artifact: This artifact becomes a 1/1 colourless creature with Soulbond, and "As long as ~ is paired with another creature, both creatures have  : Draw a card" until end of turn. "To feel life - even if only for a moment - the warmth, the fear, the sadness, and the beauty that come with it are worth more than any mortal can know.""What does man know of dreams? The truest dreams come from those that yearn for cognizance."
Whiny weenie and observant aren't the same thing pablo, somehow I thought you'd understand.
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8 months ago ::
Oct 01, 2012 - 12:54AM
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Date Joined:
Jul 20, 2011
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Peaceful Harmony -  Tribal Enchantment - Spirit Soulbond ~ can Soulbond as though it were a creature. The creature paired with ~ is indestructible, has protection from everything, and cannot attack.
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8 months ago ::
Oct 01, 2012 - 1:32AM
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Date Joined:
Jan 13, 2012
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Elvish Chieftain  Creature - Elf Druid Warrior Soulbond As long as you control 4 or more paired creatures, paired creatures you control get +3/+3 and have trample. 2/2
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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8 months ago ::
Oct 01, 2012 - 1:34AM
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Date Joined:
May 26, 2007
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Unity EnchantmentAll creatures you control have Soulbond. As long as a creature you control is paired with another creature, they each get +1/+1.
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8 months ago ::
Oct 01, 2012 - 4:51AM
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Date Joined:
Mar 12, 2011
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Ragesoul Ignitor |  Creature - ElementalSoulbond As long as ~ is paired with another creature, each of those creatures gets +3/+0 and has trample and haste. At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice ~ and the creature it's paired with. 0/1
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