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8 months ago ::
Sep 30, 2012 - 10:43PM
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Date Joined:
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Actualizer ArtifactPlayers are not planeswalkers. ...and you didn't just planeswalk here from McDonalds. Termination Notice SorceryTarget creature in a graveyard is dead. Cruicial Information   SorceryYou may start the game with this card in your deck. Draw 3 cards. Denouncement  InstantCounter target spell. If it is countered this way, place it as the top card into its owner's graveyard. It is no longer on the stack. Any effects that would be caused by the resolution of that spell instead aren't. Any mana spent to cast it isn't redeemed. Fruitful GardensLandWhen Fruitful Gardens enters the battlefield, until end of game, each land isn't mana and each mana isn't land.  : Add  to your mana pool.
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8 months ago ::
Sep 30, 2012 - 10:45PM
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Date Joined:
Mar 23, 2006
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Fierce Combatant-  Creature-Human Soldier Fierce Combatant can attack. 2/1
120.6. Some effects replace card draws.
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8 months ago ::
Sep 30, 2012 - 11:01PM
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Date Joined:
Aug 28, 2008
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These.
Are what un cards are made of.
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8 months ago ::
Sep 30, 2012 - 11:03PM
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- UnCon Prizewinner 2008
- Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
- Chairman of the Board
Date Joined:
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Dull Rod  Artifact Activated abilities of artifacts can be activated. Gerrard: "But it doesn't do anything!" Hanna: "yup"
firstrike
Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
This definitely doesn't mean what you think it means.
I was referring to the painting The Treachery of Images.
I know.
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8 months ago ::
Sep 30, 2012 - 11:06PM
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Not-Fast Goblin  Creature-Goblin 1/1 This card does not have haste.
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8 months ago ::
Sep 30, 2012 - 11:06PM
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Date Joined:
Jun 28, 2008
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I like how Denouncement technically is a replacement effect. Artistically Challenged Thinker  Creature - Human WizardWhenever you would draw a card, put the top card of your library into your hand instead. 1/3
"I think me going Bang bang bang I win is pretty intuitive" Mafia Record: Wouldn't you like to know? 2011 Mafia Awards - Mastermind of the Year mymoment
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8 months ago ::
Sep 30, 2012 - 11:09PM
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Date Joined:
Jan 13, 2012
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards... 
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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8 months ago ::
Sep 30, 2012 - 11:21PM
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Date Joined:
Mar 10, 2003
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Long Shot SorceryLong Shot deals 4 damage to target creature. If this is in your sideboard, you may exchange it for a card from your main deck before starting the second or third game of a match.
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8 months ago ::
Sep 30, 2012 - 11:29PM
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Date Joined:
Sep 23, 2011
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Snowscape | Land | RareSnowscape enters the battlefield untapped.  : Add  to your mana pool.  : Add  or  to your mana pool. Snowscape deals 1 damage to you.
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8 months ago ::
Sep 30, 2012 - 11:38PM
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Date Joined:
May 19, 2012
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Giant Arm   Creature - Giant ZombieYou may insert this card into a sleeve designed especially to fit it. 4/4
Whiny weenie and observant aren't the same thing pablo, somehow I thought you'd understand.
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