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9 months ago ::
Oct 01, 2012 - 1:41PM
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Take Back  InstantYou may ask your opponent for a take back, meaning, undoing the last spell you cast, or untapping/tapping the right lands, or removing a/many creature(s) from combat, untapped, or any other action deemed as a mistake from your part.
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9 months ago ::
Oct 01, 2012 - 1:52PM
#32
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Date Joined:
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Take Back
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You may ask your opponent for a take back, meaning, undoing the last spell you cast, or untapping/tapping the right lands, or removing a/many creature(s) from combat, untapped, or any other action deemed as a mistake from your part.
This looks so White. I can really see something like:
- Oops! Just did something wrong, can I undo this?
- No, no, you can't.
- Damn! That's fine. Rules are rules, right?
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9 months ago ::
Oct 01, 2012 - 1:56PM
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Show-off  Sorcery Flip a 1943 Philadelphia-mint copper penny. If you win the flip, reveal the penny to an opponent and brag about how you came to own such a rare penny. If you lose the flip, target opponent may mock you for probably falling for one of those "fake copper 1943 penny" scams without being able to verify the coin's authenticity. Thirty Black Lotuses? Pfft, that's nothin!
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Sometimes I imagine what Cisnero's life must be like. I imagine cargo pants - every pocket stuffed with coins. I imagine him (I almost said "him or her" but then I decided his gender with through the randomization of a small metal disk) - I imagine him, shopping, purchasing food, choosing which spot to park in, all through this meticulous flipping process. I imagine him asking a girl out, taking her to have a drink or whatever and then asking if she wants to play this fun game. When she responds "Sure." he removes a single quarter from one of his jingling pockets. Then proceeds to flip it repeatedly while she calls it - until she is able to make up an excuse to leave. Will he respond to this post? Only if the Chaotic Gods of Copper and Nickel deem it so. Someday many years from now, in the Dystopian future world, I'll ride my Billy Idol Unicycle past a bedraggled slumbub - He'll be clad in armor made all of the (now worthless) coins of yesterdecade. He'll grin a shiny grin at me as he flips another coin - and I'll know who it was. How could I not?
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9 months ago ::
Oct 01, 2012 - 1:59PM
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Take Back
Instant
You may ask your opponent for a take back, meaning, undoing the last spell you cast, or untapping/tapping the right lands, or removing a/many creature(s) from combat, untapped, or any other action deemed as a mistake from your part.
This looks so White. I can really see something like:
- Oops! Just did something wrong, can I undo this?
- No, no, you can't.
- Damn! That's fine. Rules are rules, right?
Fairplay
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Counter target unfair combo. If your opponent laugh at this spell, storm out of here!
Blue?
worship the horn
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9 months ago ::
Oct 01, 2012 - 2:07PM
#35
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Date Joined:
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Take Back
Instant
You may ask your opponent for a take back, meaning, undoing the last spell you cast, or untapping/tapping the right lands, or removing a/many creature(s) from combat, untapped, or any other action deemed as a mistake from your part.
This looks so White. I can really see something like:
- Oops! Just did something wrong, can I undo this?
- No, no, you can't.
- Damn! That's fine. Rules are rules, right?
Fairplay
Instant
Counter target unfair combo. If your opponent laugh at this spell, storm out of here!
Blue?
I'd say the color depends on how "unfair" is determined. If there's some way of ruling on what is a "fair" combo (like using restricted cards or something), then blue, or perhaps blue/white. If it's simply up to individual determination, I'd say red should DEFINITELY be here.
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Sometimes I imagine what Cisnero's life must be like. I imagine cargo pants - every pocket stuffed with coins. I imagine him (I almost said "him or her" but then I decided his gender with through the randomization of a small metal disk) - I imagine him, shopping, purchasing food, choosing which spot to park in, all through this meticulous flipping process. I imagine him asking a girl out, taking her to have a drink or whatever and then asking if she wants to play this fun game. When she responds "Sure." he removes a single quarter from one of his jingling pockets. Then proceeds to flip it repeatedly while she calls it - until she is able to make up an excuse to leave. Will he respond to this post? Only if the Chaotic Gods of Copper and Nickel deem it so. Someday many years from now, in the Dystopian future world, I'll ride my Billy Idol Unicycle past a bedraggled slumbub - He'll be clad in armor made all of the (now worthless) coins of yesterdecade. He'll grin a shiny grin at me as he flips another coin - and I'll know who it was. How could I not?
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9 months ago ::
Oct 01, 2012 - 2:09PM
#36
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Take Back
Instant
You may ask your opponent for a take back, meaning, undoing the last spell you cast, or untapping/tapping the right lands, or removing a/many creature(s) from combat, untapped, or any other action deemed as a mistake from your part.
This looks so White. I can really see something like:
- Oops! Just did something wrong, can I undo this?
- No, no, you can't.
- Damn! That's fine. Rules are rules, right?
Fairplay
Instant
Counter target unfair combo. If your opponent laugh at this spell, storm out of here!
Blue?
I'd say the color depends on how "unfair" is determined. If there's some way of ruling on what is a "fair" combo (like using restricted cards or something), then blue, or perhaps blue/white. If it's simply up to individual determination, I'd say red should DEFINITELY be here.
/storm out of here
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9 months ago ::
Oct 01, 2012 - 2:22PM
#37
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Date Joined:
Sep 11, 2012
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The Card You Didn't Draw EnchantmentWhenever you lose the game, you may afterwards look at the top card of your library and complain how that draw would change the outcome of the whole match. "Oh, snap!"
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9 months ago ::
Oct 01, 2012 - 2:24PM
#38
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Date Joined:
Jan 13, 2012
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Information Leakage 
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Reveal your hand to target non-opponent person.
"Making shifty gestures and questionable eyebrow movement encouraged."
Tournament error: asking for outside assistance.
Match loss.
Overly-Strict Judge 
Creature - Human Advisor
Vigilance
Each player plays strictly by the rules. If a player breaks a rule, he or she loses the match and will be suspended as seen fit. (this includes you)
2/4
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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9 months ago ::
Oct 01, 2012 - 2:40PM
#39
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Date Joined:
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Pile Shuffle  Sorcery Look at the top 5000 cards in your library and put them on the top of your library in any order. Spoil the Godbook  Enchantment Be suspended for one year: Reveal to everyone the contents of the next set.
Clever deduction Watson! Maybe you can explain why Supergirl is trying to kill me.
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Autocard is your friend.
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] = Lightning Bolt 
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9 months ago ::
Oct 01, 2012 - 2:46PM
#40
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Date Joined:
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For Your Eyes Only Enchantment Players may look at cards in their hands and at face-up permanents on the battlefield.
"Waaah there's a few cards I don't like in the latest set! This game sucks now! Everything should just always stay the same because I'm threatened by change! I'm going to quit! I'm quitting! SOMEONE PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEE" - approximately 10% of MtG players on all forums, ever.Read my thoughts, feed my ego! - www.tzaphiel.wordpress.com
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