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8 months ago  ::  Sep 28, 2012 - 1:02PM #1
Dream_Spinner
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Clawed Asp-Mistress
Creature — Gorgon
Deathtouch, first strike
: Clawed Asp-Mistress fights target creature.
2/1

Specialist Thief
Creature — Human Ninja
Whenever deals combat damage to a player, search that player's library for a card and exile it. Then, that player shuffles her or his library.
Ninjutsu
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Vicious Dryad 
Creature — Dryad
Whenever a creature dealt damage by Vicious Dryad this turn dies, you may search your library for a Forest land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped.
2/2

Ephesos, First to Honor
Legendary Creature — Human Soldier
: Ephesos, First to Honor deals 4 damage to target attacking or blocking creature.
2/2

Warning: Unnecessarily complicated card ahead.

Oracular Trickster 
Creature — Siren
: Target player reveals her or his hand until the beginning of your next turn. Choose a card from it with converted mana cost X or less, where X is the number of lands that player controls. As long as that player's hand remains revealed and the chosen card is in it, she or he can't play cards other than the chosen card.
"You'd look cool in a fedora, you should buy one."
1/1

Skullbreaker Witch 
Creature — Cat Shaman
: Search your library for a card, shuffle your library, then put that card in your hand.
"I'm a witch and I can get anything I want for free."
1/1

Imagined Partisan
Creature — Illusion
Intimidate
Whenever becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it.
"I won't stop until women have it better than men. And when I'm president, I'm going to chop everyone's dick off!!"
4/1

Condescending Patriarch
Creature — Human Rogue
If an opponent would search her or his library for a card, you search instead.
"Look kitten, I don't give a damn what you think. If I say I'm a feminist then by god I am one!"
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Personally Victimize
Sorcery
Target creature gets -1/-1 for each card in its controller's graveyard. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Obligatory card with the set's name:

Just Punching Everything 
Sorcery
Target creature you control fights each other creature.

Armor That Doesn't Inexplicably Have Individual Pockets for Each Breast 
Artifact — Equipment
Equipped creature gets +0/+4.
Equip

Fedora
Artifact — Equipment
Equip
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8 months ago  ::  Sep 28, 2012 - 10:40PM #2
chinkeeyong
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I like this set.
Embrace imagination.
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Each of its nine tails is imbued with supernatural power, and it can live for a thousand years.







My Standard deck: Setting Sun

Apr 19, 2012 -- 5:36AM, prospector wrote:

Think of how Neo couldn't beat the robots, but they kept him around anyways to defeat Agent Smith. Sure, the robots might not like having a Neo running rampant because instead of playing their favorite 4 drop fatty robot, they have to play a bunch of one mana Matrixs to contain him, but at least Neo keeps Agent Smith from reanimating an Iona on turn two.

Jun 26, 2012 -- 3:07PM, GM_Champion wrote:

Are you saying I'm trying to blame my loss on something? I don't care that I lost, I care that he's a sore loser, and a cheater, and a liar.

Oct 5, 2012 -- 1:36PM, magicpablo666 wrote:

CKY, are you bad at anything?

Oct 25, 2012 -- 9:53PM, magicpablo666 wrote:

I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.

I mean, In KevinWorld, Mark is reading the very words I'm typing as well. Heck, in KevinWorld maybe I am Mark.

Nov 9, 2012 -- 2:27PM, Exxile72 wrote:

I'm beginning to think CKY may be anime in real life...

Feb 11, 2013 -- 7:38AM, Jessica_Morgan wrote:

Don't go anywhere CKY, I need to crash dramatically through your window and propose marriage and I don't want you throwing off my paradrop.

Mar 15, 2013 -- 7:56AM, Knifethrower wrote:

[In response to a thread about how hard grading is]

Upon reading this, I've found myself completely unable to operate in the world.  I tried to decide what to eat for breakfast, and pondered the vast consequences of my choice.  How do I balance my dietary needs against my desire to eat good-tasting food? Should I factor in how long it takes to prepare?  Cereal is ready in moments, but bacon takes longer to cook.

Then there is the impact on other industries.  Do people in the cereal industry deserve to be employed more than people in the bacon industry?  Which industry should I support? I don't even have the data regarding HOW MUCH the cereal industry benefits from me eating a bowl of cereal, or how much the bacon industry benefits from me eating a side of bacon.  How can I compare two qualities I can't even quantify?

And let's not forget the milk on the cereal.  In addition to determining whether or not milk is healthy for me, how much that benefits the milk industry, and how much the people in the milk industry deserve my support, we have to factor in the fact that cows are put under brutal conditions in order to collect thier milk.  Of course, the same goes for the pigs, and then they get killed.  Of course, I really like bacon.  So I need to come up with a scale that compares the value of cow happiness to pig happiness to my happiness.  What trade-offs am I willing to make here?  Does the fact that the pig gets put out of its misery count as a plus or a minus?  Isn't bacon bad for me anyway?

Deciding what to eat for breakfast (or any meal) is impossible.  Help me!

Apr 11, 2013 -- 6:15AM, altimis wrote:

I must admit chinkeeyong, you have the most interesting character ideas; and you play them well.

Apr 12, 2013 -- 7:13PM, magicpablo666 wrote:

Anyway, you'd be surprised about Time Stop. When I first saw that card as a relatively new player I didn't see its full potential until I read the reminder text. Is it that unintuitive, though? Mine I mean. What is possibility? Is it possible for me to type these words with my tusks? No, because I don't have tusks. Although I am now tempted to go buy some - obviously not from poachers or whatever - and use them as typing apparatus. I could be the best secretary ever. "What's your words per minute sir?" "Well, only six, but I use these tusks to type them." "You're hired!" That was the interview. And is anyone else disappointed that "apparati" is not the plural form of apparatus? I just could strangle a dictionary, because "apparatuses" is a real word. I guess it sounds pretty cool. I'll call them my Apparatusks.

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8 months ago  ::  Sep 29, 2012 - 12:13AM #3
cats_and_me
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That's pretty awesome, if you recognize the many allusions..

Does anyone remember this laughing cat?
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8 months ago  ::  Sep 29, 2012 - 12:20AM #4
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Sep 28, 2012 -- 1:02PM, Dream_Spinner wrote:

her or his


That is extremely clever.

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8 months ago  ::  Sep 29, 2012 - 1:57AM #5
cats_and_me
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Since the mechanics of your cards are definitely printable, I wanted to say that Oracular Trickster's ability is brilliant and that Condescending Patriarch doesn't work, because players don't have to find cards when searching hidden zones.. But maybe that was your intention?
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8 months ago  ::  Sep 29, 2012 - 2:56AM #6
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Sep 28, 2012 -- 1:02PM, Dream_Spinner wrote:

Oracular Trickster
"You'd look cool in a fedora, you should buy one."


EXCELLENT

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8 months ago  ::  Sep 29, 2012 - 5:33AM #7
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Sep 29, 2012 -- 1:57AM, cats_and_me wrote:

Since the mechanics of your cards are definitely printable, I wanted to say that Oracular Trickster's ability is brilliant and that Condescending Patriarch doesn't work, because players don't have to find cards when searching hidden zones.. But maybe that was your intention?


They do if it's a generic Demonic Tutor 'cause there is clearly at least one card to find, but you're right in that it just counters Chord of Calling .

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8 months ago  ::  Sep 29, 2012 - 6:00AM #8
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Oh yeah, if you search for cards without a certain type, you can't simply choose to not find a card.. Are you just alluding to certain other "community sets" around here, or are we supposed to actually post cards here?
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8 months ago  ::  Sep 29, 2012 - 8:49AM #9
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It was a joke, but people can post their own cards or ideas if they want.
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8 months ago  ::  Sep 29, 2012 - 9:26AM #10
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Sep 29, 2012 -- 12:13AM, cats_and_me wrote:

That's pretty awesome, if you recognize the many allusions..

Does anyone remember this laughing cat?





Of course I do. I even remember its first apperance.

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