Fatespinner Golem Artifact Creature - Golem Whenever you would flip a coin, you may flip Fatespinner Golem instead. if you do, you win that coin flip. 4/4 // Spent Rustwreck Artifact Creature - Golem He controlled the destiny of others. He never had a say on his own. 0/1
Graveborn are strictly better than Zombies. I mean, look at that wicked beard . You try growing that when your dead. And I know aging fellows who are suffering from Male Pattern Baldness, who would kill for a Mop like Ribsy's over there.
Calculiar Creature - Homunculus Coins flips result in the opposite of the last result if able. (If the last coin flip was a heads, the next one is a tails.) Many poor beggars end up hunting calculiars as a method of cursing their poor luck. 2/1
Little Liar - Creature - Goblin Whenever you would lose a coin flip, you may pay . If you do, you win that coin flip instead. "...B-But it turned up head!! I swear!!" 1/1
For Morgothra's Metafiction contest. Hope you don't mind CAU - I was just impressed by your card.
I totally agree, if he posts this card he wins...
So, should I?
Burning Chances - Enchantment Whenever you win a coin flip, ~ deals 2 damage to target opponent. Whenever you lose a coin flip, ~ deals 2 damage to target creature. "I am fine with how the coin turns out either way, as long as you lose out in the end."
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly.
Luckmeister Creature - Gremlin Morph (You may cast this face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.) If you would flip a coin, you may flip Luckmeister instead. (it must be flipped onto the battlefield from a height of at least one foot) 1/1