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9 months ago ::
Sep 17, 2012 - 11:46PM
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Date Joined:
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This is probably why Gilded Lotus  got reprinted. Pretty sweet top-ender in my opinion, helps flip a floodout on it's head.
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9 months ago ::
Sep 17, 2012 - 11:53PM
#12
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Date Joined:
Jan 13, 2012
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Fetch Cancel  , Second Guess  and Outwit  then cry to yourself about the state of counterspells.
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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9 months ago ::
Sep 18, 2012 - 12:02AM
#13
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Fetch Cancel , Second Guess and Outwit then cry to yourself about the state of counterspells.
I assume the point of the low costs is to take advantage of overload. For example, you grab cyclonic rift, izzet charm, and street spasm.
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9 months ago ::
Sep 18, 2012 - 12:02AM
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Why, oh why not 5? Would that have busted standard? Would it!?
Not hardly playable in edh. Mystical teachings this is not.
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9 months ago ::
Sep 18, 2012 - 12:03AM
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Date Joined:
Jun 28, 2008
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Why, oh why not 5? Would that have busted standard? Would it!? Not hardly playable in edh. Mystical teachings this is not.
Yes, yes it would.
"I think me going Bang bang bang I win is pretty intuitive" Mafia Record: Wouldn't you like to know? 2011 Mafia Awards - Mastermind of the Year mymoment
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9 months ago ::
Sep 18, 2012 - 12:06AM
#16
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nah... No way. It might have fixed it.
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9 months ago ::
Sep 18, 2012 - 12:16AM
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Date Joined:
Jun 28, 2008
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nah... No way. It might have fixed it.
Look, it would have been a Jace's Ingenuity  except it is always gas, that you get to pick.
"I think me going Bang bang bang I win is pretty intuitive" Mafia Record: Wouldn't you like to know? 2011 Mafia Awards - Mastermind of the Year mymoment
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9 months ago ::
Sep 18, 2012 - 12:27AM
#18
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Date Joined:
Oct 31, 2010
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Oh hay I have an idea
I'm a cast a spell
-Niv Mizzet
I died.
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9 months ago ::
Sep 18, 2012 - 12:54AM
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Date Joined:
Sep 23, 2011
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An Izzet card with a normal name. Disappointing.
Reminds me of Bestial Menace  but as a Teachings. I think its funny that it doesn't work well with the crappy Dragon that gives sorceries flash.
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9 months ago ::
Sep 18, 2012 - 1:19AM
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Date Joined:
Apr 17, 2012
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Instant combo deck? Ugh. Maybe in a  version of High Tide? You can search for let's say... another High Tide  , a Brain Freeze  and a Cunning Wish  . I don't really see a merit to play over  though...
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