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9 months ago ::
Sep 17, 2012 - 5:42AM
#1
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Date Joined:
Jul 16, 2007
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Perilous Shadow - 2bb
Creature - Insect Shade (C)
1b: Perlious Shadow gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
There are some shadows that even the Dimir fear.
0/4
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9 months ago ::
Sep 17, 2012 - 5:45AM
#2
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I lurve shades. This is unique, at the worst, GILBIC at best, and super neat.
Favorite set: Arabian Nights Favorite planeswalker: Taysir, the One Made of Five Favorite book cycle: Ice Age Favorite creature type(s): Elephant (W), Minotaur (R), Shade (B), Spider (G), Cephalid (U) Myr (Artifact) Standard: Gruul Control Modern: American Human Tempo; Zombie Tribal EDH: Aboshan, Cephalid EmperorCube: The Moons of Mirrodin
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9 months ago ::
Sep 17, 2012 - 5:46AM
#3
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Date Joined:
Jun 30, 2006
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A shade that can block without shading? Yes please!
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9 months ago ::
Sep 17, 2012 - 5:47AM
#4
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Date Joined:
Jan 13, 2012
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Insect Shade is a cool creature type.
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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9 months ago ::
Sep 17, 2012 - 6:33AM
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Date Joined:
Jul 20, 2011
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Liliana's shade comes down as a 1/1 on turn 4 and can't block, which makes this a lot better.
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9 months ago ::
Sep 17, 2012 - 6:34AM
#6
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Date Joined:
Apr 26, 2006
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Meh. I won't be excited to play it I can tell you that.
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9 months ago ::
Sep 17, 2012 - 8:13AM
#7
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That's got to be the biggest defense I've seen on a shade.
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9 months ago ::
Sep 17, 2012 - 8:14AM
#8
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Date Joined:
Aug 11, 2009
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This seems really solid.
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9 months ago ::
Sep 17, 2012 - 9:53AM
#9
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Date Joined:
Jun 12, 2012
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Neat, a defensive shade.
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9 months ago ::
Sep 17, 2012 - 9:54AM
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Date Joined:
May 21, 2008
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Seems decent for limited.
I like the flavor text too.
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