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9 months ago ::
Sep 02, 2012 - 6:32AM
#51
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Apr 17, 2012
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Give it some years and a planeswalker is just a special written aura card. ^^
I don't care that much, I hardly ever use them anyway.
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9 months ago ::
Sep 02, 2012 - 6:43AM
#52
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Date Joined:
Jan 13, 2012
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And now I'm done with Magic. WotC kept almost zero of its promises and positions. Bye.
And what promise did they break here?
How they didn't want to refer to planeswalker on cards like this specifically because the player in itself represents a planeswalker, making it so people think they can destroy players. And then they just ignored it after two sets or so.
Ha. I'm so gonna target my opponent with this and expect him/her to scoop his/her cards, and then act surprised when they dont.
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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9 months ago ::
Sep 02, 2012 - 6:47AM
#53
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Date Joined:
Apr 10, 2009
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Maybe, sometime in future Sarkhan  has gone 'snap' and cast Dreadbore  on Bolas  Oh yeah....someday.....
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9 months ago ::
Sep 02, 2012 - 6:48AM
#54
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- UnCon Prizewinner 2008
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Date Joined:
Jan 20, 2008
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And now I'm done with Magic. WotC kept almost zero of its promises and positions. Bye.
And what promise did they break here?
How they didn't want to refer to planeswalker on cards like this specifically because the player in itself represents a planeswalker, making it so people think they can destroy players. And then they just ignored it after two sets or so.
That problem began when they introduced the Planeswalker card type and has continued through including the printing of Despise  .
HOLY **** SURPRISES GUYS WOW.
lel♯ jenk♯ ∞
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I'm the world's leading astrophysicist. You can trust me, because I said I was.
What's wrong with my formating?
you make paragraphs shorter than the page width
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9 months ago ::
Sep 02, 2012 - 6:50AM
#55
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Date Joined:
Apr 10, 2009
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And now I'm done with Magic. WotC kept almost zero of its promises and positions. Bye.
And what promise did they break here?
How they didn't want to refer to planeswalker on cards like this specifically because the player in itself represents a planeswalker, making it so people think they can destroy players. And then they just ignored it after two sets or so.
That problem began when they introduced the Planeswalker card type and has continued through including the printing of Despise .
HOLY **** SURPRISES GUYS WOW.
Also Magmaquake 
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9 months ago ::
Sep 02, 2012 - 6:53AM
#56
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- UnCon Prizewinner 2008
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Date Joined:
Jan 20, 2008
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lel♯ jenk♯ ∞
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I'm the world's leading astrophysicist. You can trust me, because I said I was.
What's wrong with my formating?
you make paragraphs shorter than the page width
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9 months ago ::
Sep 02, 2012 - 7:15AM
#57
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According to the planeswalker site, rakdos is the second least popular guild. While I am annoyed that they chose to print this at rare instead of uncommon, the fact that the color combination is so unpopular should keep this card in the $2-3 range. As long as it stays unpopular, that is.
Then again, splashing is going to be so easy, I can see everyone putting this into their sideboard. If that happens, I can see $15 no problem.
Either way, this really should have been uncommon. There's no gameplay justification for it. It's not like removal is going to break limited or anything.
Next thing you will tell me Browbeat  is bad.
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9 months ago ::
Sep 02, 2012 - 7:21AM
#58
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Well, one thing's for sure. I am not going to be able to afford a playset of these.
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9 months ago ::
Sep 02, 2012 - 7:32AM
#59
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Turn two instakill.
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9 months ago ::
Sep 02, 2012 - 7:52AM
#60
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Date Joined:
Feb 28, 2012
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This is a test if Destroy Target Planeswalker disrupts the game, although I see this like a terminate that also hits any other friends you decide to call in. This spell makes the planeswalker iratated that he/she was brought into this dangerous perdiciment and just leaves.
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