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Whenever a player says a mediocre card is broken, everyone take a drink.
Whenever a player says "I'd tap that" and thinks it's clever, everyone takes a drink.
In an EDH game, take a drink whenever there's a boardwipe.
In the current Standard or Innistrad block constructed, take a drink whenever someone transforms something.
Take a drink whenever you get a poison counter.
Chug if someone wins or loses by nonstandard means. (A standard win is that everyone else loses. A standard loss is having 0 loss, being forced to draw a card when your library is empty, or having ten poison counters.)

I CAP LOCKED all the main words from all the rules for the sake of remembering.  Usually the first ten-fifteen minutes of ANY drinking game is people forgetting how to play.  As you go on it gets easier to play.  Some of these are specific to the way I play but oh well here goes..

* = Optional if playing with only 2 people

Common Occurances
1. At the beginning of your turn, if your life is the lowest take a drink. *
2. At the beginning of your turn, if you life total is the highest, you may have any player take one drink. *
2. Whenever you deal damage to a player, or are dealt damage by another player, take a drink.
3. Whenever you have a spell COUNTERED, take a drink.
4. If you ever say "Is is my turn?" or "My turn?" take a drink.

Uncommon Occurances
5. If you FORGET to untap/tap your permanents, take a drink.
6. If you KNOCK your D20 life counter over, take a drink.
7. If you say anything about "MANA SCREW", or "MANA FLOOD", take a drink.


Rare Occurances
8. Whenever there is a BOARD WIPE, everyone drinks for X seconds where X is the number of permanents that went into all graveyards.
9. Whenever someone casts a spell with any of the following words in the card text, take a drink:
Flashback
Epic
Rebound
Retrace
Split Second

I might add to this later.

my friends and i have played a couple times using the rules i posted but we never made it much farther than 2 completed matches lol. if you ever played the game a**hole then you should be good as i used it to model the amount of drinking i expected when you add in the in play drinking games that happen during a game of a**hole, ie waterfalls, thumb game, and executive drinking orders.

Well the point of drinking games is to get drunk is it not?

Sep 2, 2012 -- 2:10PM, Escef wrote:

Is the goal to get totally poop-faced by the end of the first game or the end of the evening? Because most of the suggested rules here will kill people by alcohol poisoning in less than 2 games.

I guess it depends on how big the games are.  If they are 8 players in one game then yes, you will be poop-faced pretty quickly.  If I were to delve deeper into this, I'd make seperate rules for different numbers of people like so:

1-3
4-6
7-12