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9 months ago ::
Aug 30, 2012 - 9:55PM
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Attacking the opponent straight. What is the highest damage you've ever dealt? My personal record is 82 damage. Used 2 Jagged-Scar Archers  and Overwhelming Stampede  as the boost. Past record was 75, with a Lumberknot 
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9 months ago ::
Aug 30, 2012 - 10:05PM
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Date Joined:
Sep 27, 2005
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I've been attacked for 1.2 million. And thats without going infinite.
Bonus: I once had an opponent go infinite life with Aluren. I used his aluren to combo out my elves for a higher number than the one he chose.
Level 2 Magic JudgeLite a man a fire, warm him for a day. Light a man on fire, warm him for the rest of his life.
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9 months ago ::
Aug 30, 2012 - 10:07PM
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Date Joined:
May 19, 2012
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Whiny weenie and observant aren't the same thing pablo, somehow I thought you'd understand.
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9 months ago ::
Aug 30, 2012 - 10:32PM
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Date Joined:
Jul 11, 2010
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I swung for DEAD  amount of damage a couple of times. Actually a whole lot of times, where DEAD is lethal damage that I don't really care to remember. My bro who has a Rafiq  / Finest Hour  deck has crashed in for over 500 on numerous occasions. I think on one occasion after my opponent did a cast of Weird Harvest  for like 40, I wound up dropping my whole monowhite artifact deck thanks to Semblance Anvil  and swinging for like 50ish, but meh I don't remember. Swung in for big/big with Mossbridge Troll  (multiple activations) but that was usually against a cleric deck sitting on like 400 life. My Druidball  deck is capable of infinite damage with Hurricane  or Kamahl, Fist of Krosa  , but I haven't been lucky enough for the heart of the cards to shine upon me.
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9 months ago ::
Aug 31, 2012 - 3:06AM
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In one particularly odd multiplayer game where nobody seemed to be playing any creature removal at all, I eventually ended up killing someone with a 76/77 Hystrodon  thanks entirely to it being enchanted with Predatory Hunger  undisturbed for about an hour. Not big compared to some of the numbers in this thread, but certainly a strange one. I ended up dragging out a game in Duels of the Planeswalkers where I had Krenko, Mob Boss  in play for 7-8 turns until I drew Clickslither  and attacked with a 780/780 trampler for the sake of it.
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9 months ago ::
Aug 31, 2012 - 3:56AM
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Date Joined:
Sep 22, 2008
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240 dmg from 60 angels 4/4 from luminarch ascension  . Game was in complete lockdown for about 20 turns and it quickly became a trenches war neither side could attack because of my shrouded forever meekstone  . Whoever attacked first would win, but we'd have to attack first AND kill or we'd lose the game on the retaliation, I had to take down 200+ hp, increasing by 10-15 hp per turn, he had to take down my 10 hp, but he had to pass through my army of angels. Funny thing, we had exhausted 12 board wipes in the game.
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9 months ago ::
Aug 31, 2012 - 9:40AM
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Date Joined:
May 30, 2010
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I've attacked for 600+ damage in Duels of the Planeswalkers using Talrand's infinite turn combo and an obscene number of Drake tokens.
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My Standard deck: Setting SunThink of how Neo couldn't beat the robots, but they kept him around anyways to defeat Agent Smith. Sure, the robots might not like having a Neo running rampant because instead of playing their favorite 4 drop fatty robot, they have to play a bunch of one mana Matrixs to contain him, but at least Neo keeps Agent Smith from reanimating an Iona on turn two.
Are you saying I'm trying to blame my loss on something? I don't care that I lost, I care that he's a sore loser, and a cheater, and a liar.
CKY, are you bad at anything?
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
I mean, In KevinWorld, Mark is reading the very words I'm typing as well. Heck, in KevinWorld maybe I am Mark.
I'm beginning to think CKY may be anime in real life...
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Upon reading this, I've found myself completely unable to operate in the world. I tried to decide what to eat for breakfast, and pondered the vast consequences of my choice. How do I balance my dietary needs against my desire to eat good-tasting food? Should I factor in how long it takes to prepare? Cereal is ready in moments, but bacon takes longer to cook.
Then there is the impact on other industries. Do people in the cereal industry deserve to be employed more than people in the bacon industry? Which industry should I support? I don't even have the data regarding HOW MUCH the cereal industry benefits from me eating a bowl of cereal, or how much the bacon industry benefits from me eating a side of bacon. How can I compare two qualities I can't even quantify?
And let's not forget the milk on the cereal. In addition to determining whether or not milk is healthy for me, how much that benefits the milk industry, and how much the people in the milk industry deserve my support, we have to factor in the fact that cows are put under brutal conditions in order to collect thier milk. Of course, the same goes for the pigs, and then they get killed. Of course, I really like bacon. So I need to come up with a scale that compares the value of cow happiness to pig happiness to my happiness. What trade-offs am I willing to make here? Does the fact that the pig gets put out of its misery count as a plus or a minus? Isn't bacon bad for me anyway?
Deciding what to eat for breakfast (or any meal) is impossible. Help me!
I must admit chinkeeyong, you have the most interesting character ideas; and you play them well.
Anyway, you'd be surprised about Time Stop. When I first saw that card as a relatively new player I didn't see its full potential until I read the reminder text. Is it that unintuitive, though? Mine I mean. What is possibility? Is it possible for me to type these words with my tusks? No, because I don't have tusks. Although I am now tempted to go buy some - obviously not from poachers or whatever - and use them as typing apparatus. I could be the best secretary ever. "What's your words per minute sir?" "Well, only six, but I use these tusks to type them." "You're hired!" That was the interview. And is anyone else disappointed that "apparati" is not the plural form of apparatus? I just could strangle a dictionary, because "apparatuses" is a real word. I guess it sounds pretty cool. I'll call them my Apparatusks.
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9 months ago ::
Aug 31, 2012 - 9:48AM
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9 months ago ::
Aug 31, 2012 - 9:54AM
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Date Joined:
Feb 22, 2005
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In one particularly odd multiplayer game where nobody seemed to be playing any creature removal at all, I eventually ended up killing someone with a 76/77 Hystrodon thanks entirely to it being enchanted with Predatory Hunger undisturbed for about an hour. Not big compared to some of the numbers in this thread, but certainly a strange one.
I played a similar game a while back where I had a Deathbringer Thoctar  that my opponents just never bothered taking care of. Eventually it got to the point where other players just said screw it and conceded because they couldn't do anything useful. For reasons I have forgotten none of them were able to remove it. (An oddity in a group where the average creature has an expected lifespan of one turn)
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9 months ago ::
Aug 31, 2012 - 10:27AM
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Date Joined:
Apr 28, 2012
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Are we working in a casual situation where we don't care about having defined numbers / can use infinity, etc, or casual and tornament settings where we have to use actual numerical values? I'd think that is important to set strait before the discussion progresses.
My new deck can nail a singleplayer opponent, OR multiplayer opponents, with 999 googolplexian+ damage by turn three - without any unhinged/unglued cards, or misinterpreting the rules. Beyong that I'd have to represent numbers in the uinelegant but correct "thousand googolplexians," "million googolplexians," "googolplexian googolplexians," etc.
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