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I'm going to quote some ending of a video game that I used to play and finish.

It goes something like this.

"I think [the OP] deserves a medal for what he did, but seeing how this [thread] never officially existed"
"I'm sure he understands sir"
"Well I hope at least he's enjoying some well deserved time off"
"Oh he's off on a little R and R as we speak"
"ah yes.  Anything special?"

Aug 18, 2012 -- 8:50PM, ChaosLight wrote:

Aug 18, 2012 -- 6:53PM, signofzeta wrote:

I'm going to quote some ending of a video game that I used to play and finish.

It goes something like this.

"I think [the OP] deserves a medal for what he did, but seeing how this [thread] never officially existed"
"I'm sure he understands sir"
"Well I hope at least he's enjoying some well deserved time off"
"Oh he's off on a little R and R as we speak"
"ah yes.  Anything special?"

Ohhhh, this sounds so fmailiar. Why can't I remember it!

The only thing I can think of is Splinter Cell, but that can't be right.

You know, it's the game that also has this cutscene.

"Hey, could you open the gate Peter?  I have an important delivery"

"Sorry, road is closed"

"What do you mean closed?  It can't be closed, this is the only road into Paderborn"

"I know, that's why it's closed.  Due to special conditions of security pertaining to the upcoming ceremony, absolutely no traffic is to be allowed in or out of the vicinity of the village of Paderborn for the next 24 hours by order of General Von Stauff"

"But this delivery is for General Von Stauff.  It's six cases of cheese and sausages for the officers' kitchen.  Get him on the phone NOW.  I'm sure he'll make an exception"

"Sorry, we're completely blacked out"

"WHAT???"

"Due to special conditions of security pertaining to the upcoming ceremony, absolutely not radio communications would be allowed in or out of the vicinity of the village of Paderborn for the next 24 hours by order...."

"Ya ya, I know, by order of General Von Stauff.  Look, I'm not going to be held responsible for this.  I absolutely refuse to budge from this spot until you let me through"

"Suit yourself, but you will be staying here till tomorrow"

"But what am I supposed to do with all this cheese?"

"I don't know, look for some crackers?  Heh heh"

Then the mission begins.  I'm pretty sure you would recognize the game now, since this conversation is in the same game as the one I posted a few posts before.  Let's just say that this game had great multiplayer, but the sequel's multiplayer sucked.

Ok.  I am going to quote a different game, of a different franchise, but both these franchises are owned by the same company.

The quote goes like this.

"[WOTC] doesn't know anything about [trading card games].  All they want is something that makes them more money, a product.  Don't worry, they'll get their product"