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11 months ago ::
Aug 07, 2012 - 2:26PM
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This thread is for discussion of this week's Uncharted Realms, which goes live Wednesday morning on magicthegathering.com.
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11 months ago ::
Aug 08, 2012 - 12:28AM
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Date Joined:
Jan 13, 2012
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oooo suspense!
I didn't follow Alara block yet I felt like I knew what was going on, which is a good sign. Hope part 2 capitalizes on the buildup of this weeks episode.
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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11 months ago ::
Aug 08, 2012 - 6:25AM
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Date Joined:
Apr 25, 2012
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Loved this!
Jenna, stop bringing guest writers to your column, you are the best!
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11 months ago ::
Aug 08, 2012 - 8:20AM
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I've enjoyed all the previous comics and short stories. But this is the best one yet!
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11 months ago ::
Aug 08, 2012 - 10:46AM
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I have no problems, I could just use a bit of time.
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11 months ago ::
Aug 08, 2012 - 4:29PM
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Apr 24, 2010
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Nice, more please.
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11 months ago ::
Aug 08, 2012 - 9:06PM
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Jan 10, 2012
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Wonderful story. I'll be keeping an eye out next week for the next half. It is a very intriguing story and I loved how you tied in the missing hunters at the end. I hope Wizards eventually releases a book that collects all of these short stories in one, like they used to. I'm excited to see where you take this story and what people, places, and cards are incorporated into it.
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11 months ago ::
Aug 09, 2012 - 5:34AM
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Date Joined:
Jun 21, 2010
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cat-like face
Ajani?
No, a leonin (originally a Nayan race).
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