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10 months ago ::
Aug 01, 2012 - 10:08PM
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Yo.
Sign-up to get your criteria.
Real men hold shift.
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10 months ago ::
Aug 01, 2012 - 10:11PM
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- UnCon Prizewinner 2008
- Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
- Chairman of the Board
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ok
firstrike
Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
This definitely doesn't mean what you think it means.
I was referring to the painting The Treachery of Images.
I know.
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10 months ago ::
Aug 01, 2012 - 10:12PM
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Date Joined:
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sure
120.6. Some effects replace card draws.
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10 months ago ::
Aug 01, 2012 - 10:13PM
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Date Joined:
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I'm ready to lose
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10 months ago ::
Aug 01, 2012 - 10:19PM
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Date Joined:
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Classick... Could this be the dreaded return of the HAYWIRE THREAD?!
or something actually classic...
"I think me going Bang bang bang I win is pretty intuitive" Mafia Record: Wouldn't you like to know? 2011 Mafia Awards - Mastermind of the Year mymoment
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10 months ago ::
Aug 01, 2012 - 10:26PM
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Date Joined:
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... I'm curious enough to sign up, I guess.
"Go, then. There are other worlds than these." -- Stephen King, The Gunslinger Some things to make the forums nicer -- Last updated 28 Apr
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Share and enjoy. Suggestions for new things to fix always welcome!
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10 months ago ::
Aug 01, 2012 - 10:28PM
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altimis, signing up
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10 months ago ::
Aug 01, 2012 - 10:41PM
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Date Joined:
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Fools I say!
Real men hold shift.
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10 months ago ::
Aug 01, 2012 - 10:48PM
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Date Joined:
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Sure, I'm in.
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10 months ago ::
Aug 01, 2012 - 11:19PM
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Date Joined:
Jan 13, 2012
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Count me in
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards... 
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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