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12 months ago  ::  Jul 26, 2012 - 1:33AM #1
Wahooney
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People all over the place are mistyping "augur" as "auger". This results in hilarity like Auger of Bolas . So here's my question to the multitude of designers better than myself:


If there was an artifact called Auger of Bolas, what would it be?

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12 months ago  ::  Jul 26, 2012 - 1:49AM #2
TheSuperbloop
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Auger of Bolas - (Rare)
Artifact
: Reveal the top card of your library until you reveal an instant or sorcery card. Exile all other cards revealed this way, then put that card into your hand.
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12 months ago  ::  Jul 26, 2012 - 1:55AM #3
metalevolence
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Auger of Bolas
Tribal Artifact - Dwarf 
: Destroy target land unless that land's controller has Auger of Bolas deal 2 damage to him or her.


Auger of Bolas
Artifact
, , Sacrifice Auger of Bolas: Destroy all lands.
, , Sacrifice Auger of Bolas: Destroy all lands target player controls.
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12 months ago  ::  Jul 26, 2012 - 6:20AM #4
Sleeping
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Auger of Bolas | | Artifact | Rare
, : Steal target land.

"Steal" is a new word in Magic that has the same meaning as "gain control of".
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12 months ago  ::  Jul 26, 2012 - 7:38AM #5
HairlessThoctar
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Auger of Bolas

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Rare
: Reveal cards off the top of your library until you reveal a land card. Put that land onto the battlefield, and all other cards revealed this way onto the bottom of your library in a random order. Auger of Bolas deals damage to target creature equal to the number of non-land cards revealed this way.
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12 months ago  ::  Jul 26, 2012 - 8:12AM #6
Bowshewicz
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This would be the art, obviously.
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12 months ago  ::  Jul 26, 2012 - 9:35AM #7
Sleeping
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Jul 26, 2012 -- 8:12AM, Bowshewicz wrote:

This would be the art, obviously.




How about a dragon dil**?

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12 months ago  ::  Jul 26, 2012 - 10:05AM #8
ChaosLight
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O_____O
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12 months ago  ::  Jul 26, 2012 - 10:26AM #9
metalevolence
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Jul 26, 2012 -- 10:05AM, ChaosLight wrote:

O_____O



hahahahahaahaha

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12 months ago  ::  Jul 26, 2012 - 10:27AM #10
ChaosLight
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Seriously, not even the biggest masochist...
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