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11 months ago ::
Jul 23, 2012 - 5:05PM
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This thread is for discussion of this week's Uncharted Realms, which goes live Wednesday morning on magicthegathering.com.
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11 months ago ::
Jul 24, 2012 - 9:20PM
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Date Joined:
Apr 12, 2008
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And I'm hell to be around when I have a guilty conscience  .
Oh yes. No doubt about that.
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11 months ago ::
Jul 24, 2012 - 11:34PM
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- Quantum Leap
- Staunch Defender
Date Joined:
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Beautiful. Loved it, especially the subtle interweaving of a half-dozen combos into the tragic search for meaning.
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11 months ago ::
Jul 24, 2012 - 11:37PM
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Date Joined:
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Hmm sounds like the potential plot to Ted 2 to me!
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11 months ago ::
Jul 25, 2012 - 12:05AM
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Date Joined:
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Kind of too short, compared to previous weeks, but I found it interesting and cute (how it narrated from the dolls POV).
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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11 months ago ::
Jul 25, 2012 - 12:48AM
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Date Joined:
Nov 24, 2011
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This was awesome and amazing and everything else at the same time. Want MOAR
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11 months ago ::
Jul 25, 2012 - 4:28AM
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Good story. Short, but good.
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11 months ago ::
Jul 25, 2012 - 6:39AM
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Absolutely fantastic. I love that we're getting to see some individual cards and their stories. Man, now I'm going to feel guilty every time I use Stuffy Doll. That's... horribly awesome.
Well done, Jenna. Another success.
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11 months ago ::
Jul 25, 2012 - 7:30AM
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Date Joined:
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Well done Jenna, again! Your column is the best!
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11 months ago ::
Jul 25, 2012 - 7:34AM
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Date Joined:
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And I'm hell to be around when I have a guilty conscience .
Oh yes. No doubt about that.
I have to admit, that's got to be the most hilarious infinite combo ever.
Also, didn't know there was still nudity on cards in Scourge.
Clever deduction Watson! Maybe you can explain why Supergirl is trying to kill me.
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[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] = Lightning Bolt 
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