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11 months ago ::
Jul 18, 2012 - 12:19PM
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This thread is for discussion of this week's Sealed Deck Builder, which goes live Thursday morning on magicthegathering.com.
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11 months ago ::
Jul 18, 2012 - 9:17PM
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11 months ago ::
Jul 18, 2012 - 9:29PM
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11 months ago ::
Jul 18, 2012 - 9:35PM
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Oct 11, 2005
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11 months ago ::
Jul 18, 2012 - 9:35PM
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Jan 13, 2012
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Went with a durdly, controllish UW deck that tries to mill the opponent out. This Deck was built in 0:04:29Total Deck Size: 4017 Lands --------------- 9 Island  8 Plains  13 Creatures --------------- 1 Ajani's Sunstriker  1 Archaeomancer  2 Aven Squire  1 Chronomaton  1 Fog Bank  2 Guardians of Akrasa  1 Jace's Phantasm  1 Serra Avatar  1 Void Stalker  1 Welkin Tern  1 Wind Drake  10 Other Spells --------------- 1 Divine Verdict  1 Downpour  1 Encrust  1 Essence Scatter  1 Hydrosurge  1 Mind Sculpt  1 Negate  1 Pacifism  1 Planar Cleansing  1 Sleep 
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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11 months ago ::
Jul 18, 2012 - 9:39PM
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11 months ago ::
Jul 19, 2012 - 12:29AM
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11 months ago ::
Jul 19, 2012 - 12:49AM
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11 months ago ::
Jul 19, 2012 - 1:50AM
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11 months ago ::
Jul 19, 2012 - 3:07AM
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