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1 year ago ::
May 22, 2012 - 2:01PM
#21
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Date Joined:
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The Fallen Branch |   Instant Destory target monocolour creature. "Everyone needs to trim thier family tree from time to time..." - Liliana Vess Cheers, vlord.
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1 year ago ::
May 22, 2012 - 2:52PM
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Glimpse the Multiverse - InstantDestroy target monocolor creature. A sheltered mind laid bare to endless possibilities seeks shelter in the only place left to it - nonexistence.
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1 year ago ::
May 22, 2012 - 3:00PM
#23
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Clearly from a multicolor set, so I'm going with a multicolor Vs. monocolor themed set.
Betraying the Cause  InstantDestroy target monocolor creature. Enemies at the walls, traitors within them, the bastions of purity are collapsing.
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1 year ago ::
May 22, 2012 - 3:19PM
#24
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Date Joined:
May 19, 2012
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Lack of Complexity Instant
Destroy target monocolour creature.
Too simple
Whiny weenie and observant aren't the same thing pablo, somehow I thought you'd understand.
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1 year ago ::
May 22, 2012 - 8:45PM
#25
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Date Joined:
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Nice job so far, chefs!
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1 year ago ::
May 22, 2012 - 10:33PM
#26
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Date Joined:
Jan 13, 2012
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Simpleton's Demise InstantDestroy target monocolor creature. "Killing the likes of you is so easy it's almost difficult to enjoy"
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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1 year ago ::
May 23, 2012 - 9:25AM
#27
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Date Joined:
Oct 21, 2007
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Round 3Here's an evocative one, let's see what you guys do: Dip it in goo -  
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Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Put a 2/2 green Ooze creature token onto the battlefield. Round 2 winnersThis is a wide-open one, but I find sometimes these are the hardest ones. An abstract card which can go in any direction can be difficult to pin down flavorfully. 1st: Kingreaper
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Clearly from a multicolor set, so I'm going with a multicolor Vs. monocolor themed set.
Betraying the Cause
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Destroy target monocolor creature.
Enemies at the walls, traitors within them, the bastions of purity are collapsing.
I really like this flavor. It hints at antagonism and a story without spelling it out. It's also an original take on a removal spell. It does leave me with a few questions: who is doing the betraying? Would that not mean that it's a creature you control? Still, awesome job.
2nd: AzureShade
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Extreme Prejudice
Instant
Destroy target monocolor creature.
"Sorry son, you don't pass for what's acceptable 'round these parts."
Racism!
I don't want to ecourage this in any way, but it's a clear and concise package for the card. Flavor like this would only be used where the implication can be given to casual creature stereotypes: for instance if there was a race of multicolor creatures (we'll say Nephilims) and a number of monocolor races.
3rd: Fenix
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Simpleton's Demise
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Destroy target monocolor creature.
"Killing the likes of you is so easy it's almost difficult to enjoy"
I'm not a huge fan of the name, but the idea is cool, and the quote does a good job capturing the thrust of the card that the name hints at but fails to evoke.
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1 year ago ::
May 23, 2012 - 9:32AM
#28
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Date Joined:
Jan 30, 2012
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Phlemify  Sorcery Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Put a 2/2 green Ooze creature token onto the battlefield. "Ew, Jodah. You made it all slimy!" -Jaya Ballard, Task Mage
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in an thread with GM_Champion" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against AzureShade when card design is on the line!
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1 year ago ::
May 23, 2012 - 11:03AM
#29
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Date Joined:
Sep 30, 2010
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Simplify Sorcery (U)Destroy target artifact or enchantment and put a 2/2 green Ooze creature token onto the battlefield. "The Nullmages' spells are the epitome of elegance. The results... Not quite so."
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1 year ago ::
May 23, 2012 - 11:11AM
#30
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Date Joined:
Jan 30, 2012
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Psst, Simplify  is already a thing. >_>
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in an thread with GM_Champion" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against AzureShade when card design is on the line!
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