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1 year ago ::
May 03, 2012 - 5:50AM
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Date Joined:
Jan 13, 2012
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Not playing Tamiyo seems madness, considering how strong the blue cards are in this pool. I initially wanted to splash red, but white had enough good cards. I like this controllish semi-mill deck. This Deck was built in 0:08:37Total Deck Size: 4017 Lands --------------- 10 Island 6 Plains 1 Seraph Sanctuary 11 Creatures --------------- 1 Angelic Wall 1 Elgaud Shieldmate 1 Fettergeist 1 Mist Raven 1 Moonlight Geist 2 Rotcrown Ghoul 2 Seraph of Dawn 2 Stern Mentor 11 Other Spells --------------- 1 Amass the Components 1 Bladed Bracers 2 Crippling Chill 1 Defang 1 Divine Deflection 1 Favorable Winds 2 Righteous Blow 1 Spectral Prison 1 Spirit Away 1 Planeswalkers --------------- 1 Tamiyo, the Moon Sage
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards... 
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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1 year ago ::
May 03, 2012 - 6:03AM
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1 year ago ::
May 03, 2012 - 7:17AM
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Jan 25, 2012
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1 year ago ::
May 03, 2012 - 9:14AM
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Date Joined:
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1 year ago ::
May 03, 2012 - 10:27AM
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1 year ago ::
May 03, 2012 - 10:53AM
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Date Joined:
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1 year ago ::
May 03, 2012 - 11:00AM
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Date Joined:
Aug 27, 2009
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This Deck was built in 0:15:03Total Deck Size: 4017 Lands --------------- 8 Forest 8 Plains 1 Seraph Sanctuary 15 Creatures --------------- 1 Angelic Wall 1 Devout Chaplain 1 Diregraf Escort 1 Flowering Lumberknot 1 Geist Trappers 1 Holy Justiciar 1 Moonlight Geist 1 Moorland Inquisitor 2 Seraph of Dawn 1 Timberland Guide 1 Trusted Forcemage 1 Wandering Wolf 2 Wolfir Avenger 8 Other Spells --------------- 1 Abundant Growth 1 Angel's Tomb 1 Bladed Bracers 1 Commander's Authority 1 Defang 1 Divine Deflection 2 Righteous Blow There was a temptation to go with blue because of the planeswalker, but blue lacked decent creatures and most of its best guards I thought were a bit to pricey with the mana. White/green seemed to be the best bet for me. While this deck does seem to be a bit defensive, I could always try to sideboard in some big green creatures if I find that I need to be more aggresive.
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1 year ago ::
May 03, 2012 - 11:25AM
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Date Joined:
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What is really interesting here is that everyone on the Limited Forum (who have a similar thread to this every week) have all gone for RG decks from this pool.
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1 year ago ::
May 03, 2012 - 12:05PM
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1 year ago ::
May 03, 2012 - 12:53PM
#30
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Date Joined:
Dec 17, 2009
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UW was almost no contest. The combination of 2x Seraph + 2x Amass + 2x Crippling Chill means it will be the most consistent list that you can get. Couple this with solid W removals and Tamiyo + Spirit Away bringing up the top end and there's really no reason not to go UW. Also good luck racing Seraph + Trident. The only thing I'd change around would be taking out the Equipments for 2 more dorks (2/3 one and probably Wall against aggro). This Deck was built in 0:08:55Total Deck Size: 4017 Lands --------------- 8 Island 9 Plains 11 Creatures --------------- 1 Devout Chaplain 1 Elgaud Shieldmate 1 Holy Justiciar 1 Mist Raven 1 Moonlight Geist 2 Moorland Inquisitor 2 Seraph of Dawn 2 Stern Mentor 11 Other Spells --------------- 2 Amass the Components 1 Bladed Bracers 2 Crippling Chill 1 Defang 1 Divine Deflection 2 Righteous Blow 1 Spirit Away 1 Tormentor's Trident 1 Planeswalkers --------------- 1 Tamiyo, the Moon Sage
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