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1 year ago ::
Feb 03, 2012 - 6:57AM
#111
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards... 
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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1 year ago ::
Feb 03, 2012 - 9:03AM
#112
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Feb 14, 2011
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1 year ago ::
Feb 03, 2012 - 9:28AM
#113
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I think if you're splashing blue there's really no reason not to run Increasing Confusion. It doesn't affect the board at all, but that's acceptable when it actually ends the game upon flashing it back.
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1 year ago ::
Feb 03, 2012 - 10:10AM
#114
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Date Joined:
Dec 13, 2010
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1 year ago ::
Feb 03, 2012 - 10:29AM
#115
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I went with Green/Red splashing Black for the vamp lord and Increasing Ambition. I didn't think much of the black and blue available and the white, while nice, wasn't nearly enough to replace Huntmaster and Daybreak Ranger.
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1 year ago ::
Feb 03, 2012 - 2:22PM
#116
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Date Joined:
Jun 19, 2009
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1 year ago ::
Feb 03, 2012 - 2:33PM
#117
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Date Joined:
Sep 23, 2009
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1 year ago ::
Feb 03, 2012 - 4:56PM
#118
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1 year ago ::
Feb 03, 2012 - 7:15PM
#119
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Date Joined:
Sep 19, 2011
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1 year ago ::
Feb 03, 2012 - 11:28PM
#120
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My Main Deck
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Briarpack Alpha |
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Daybreak Ranger |
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Galvanic Juggernaut |
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Huntmaster of the Fells |
| 1 |
Instigator Gang |
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Orchard Spirit |
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Somberwald Dryad |
| 1 |
Stitched Drake |
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Stormbound Geist |
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Sturmgeist |
| 1 |
Ulvenwald Mystics |
12 Creatures
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Forest |
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Island |
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Mountain |
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Shimmering Grotto |
20 Lands
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Back from the Brink |
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Counterlash |
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Crushing Vines |
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Divination |
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Fires of Undeath |
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Grasp of Phantoms |
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Mask of Avacyn |
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Ranger's Guile |
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Think Twice |
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Traveler's Amulet |
11 Other Spells
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