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You guys can't seriously think I'd stay out of this right?

Make 3 cards, each of them curses . Each must be mechanically relevant as a curse, and because you guys are you guys and I'm me, they have to be FLAVOURFUL AS ALL HELL.

Jan 26, 2012 -- 3:41AM, Elevate wrote:

Let's make it interesting: BEST OF THREE CRITERIA, SPECIFICALLY, THESE THREE

Jan 25, 2012 -- 6:01PM, Fallingman wrote:

Here's one I suggested before but that never got fulfilled as far as I know:

Create a five card cycle based on the classic five senses:  Sight, hearing, touch, taste and smell. 

Woo loose cycle go.

Sight 
Instant

Choose one — Until end of turn, target creature gains ": This creature deals 1 damage to target attacking or blocking creature"; or until end of turn, target Archer gains ": Destroy target attacking or blocking creature."

Hearing 
Enchantment

Whenever one or more creatures attack you or a planeswalker you control, untap all creatures you control.

"What was that?"

Touch 
Instant

Destroy target creature.

“Life is remarkably fragile, and can be broken irrevolcably with the slightest touch.”
— Janic, fallen paladin

Taste 
Instant

Choose one — Until end of turn, target creature gains “Whenever a creature dealt damage by this creature this turn dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature”; or until end of turn, target Vampire gains “Whenever a creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this permanent.”

Smell 
Sorcery

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target tapped creature.

“You shouldn’t have done that. Now I’ve got your scent.”

Jan 25, 2012 -- 10:50PM, Mown wrote:

Make a card with the keyword fight.

Private Duel 
Instant U

Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can’t cast spells or activate abilities that aren’t mana abilities.)
Target creature you control fights target creature.

“I’ve suspended time. Let’s settle this.”

Jan 26, 2012 -- 12:53AM, Imidazoline wrote:

You guys can't seriously think I'd stay out of this right?

Make 3 cards, each of them curses . Each must be mechanically relevant as a curse, and because you guys are you guys and I'm me, they have to be FLAVOURFUL AS ALL HELL.

Curse of Unlearned Mistakes 
Enchantment — Aura Curse R

Enchant player
If enchanted player would draw a card, instead each player returns a card at random from his or her graveyard to his or her hand.

May you live your worst memory forever to come.

Curse of Predestination 
Enchantment — Aura Curse R

Enchant player
When Curse of Predestination enters the battlefield, search enchanted player's library for twenty cards, then exile the rest. Then that player shuffles his or her library.
When Curse of Predestination leaves the battlefield, put the exiled cards on the bottom of their owner's library. Then that player shuffles his or her library.

Curse of Isolation 
Enchantment — Aura Curse R 

Enchant player
Spells and abilities enchanted player controls can't target other players. 

May you be forever confined to live with your own poisoned mind.

Why does no one like my criteria?

Jan 26, 2012 -- 5:05PM, Imidazoline wrote:

But you're not Elevate or JV.

Oh, did I miss the fundamental point of the thread?

I'll make up for it with three silly bad-ass criteria:

Design a nigh-omnipotent house pet.

Create two Hex es.

Create a card whose total number of letters (name, type line, rules text, flavor text), summed with all numbers on the card (CMC, power/toughness/loyalty, and any rules text numbers), is twice the number of letters in this criteria.

Go!

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