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1 year ago ::
Jan 26, 2012 - 11:01AM
#11
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Date Joined:
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Billy Bones ( Hoarding Dragon )    Creature- Human Pirate First Strike When Billy Bones enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an artifact card, exile it, then shuffle your library. When Billy Bones dies, you may put the exiled card into its owner's hand. More fun if the artifact is expedition map
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1 year ago ::
Jan 26, 2012 - 2:04PM
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Card Name: Pirate Code Mana Cost:  Converted Mana Cost:4 Types:Artifact Card Text: :Target creature gains islandwalk until end of turn. When Pirate Code leaves the battlefield this turn, destroy that creature. A creature destroyed this way can't be regenerated. First Mate Pintel: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley". Captain Sparrow: That would be the French.
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1 year ago ::
Jan 26, 2012 - 2:10PM
#13
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1 year ago ::
Jan 26, 2012 - 2:30PM
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Card Name: Captain's Spyglass Mana Cost:  Converted Mana Cost:1 Types:Artifact — Equipment Card Text:Whenever equipped creature attacks, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield tapped. Equip  (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.) Land Ho!
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1 year ago ::
Jan 26, 2012 - 3:20PM
#15
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Parlay   Enchantment- Aura Enchant creature. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to or by enchanted creature. "I invoke the right of parlay- you must honor the code!"
"The truth resists simplicity." Some memorable quotes
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I know, as a good liberal scholar, that I'm supposed to respect every other belief and culture and what have you that comes along but... at the end of the day, when all is said and done, some things are just plain wrong.
Venser "Ah, Hello Myr. This is the King. Long Time no see. We thought today would be a good day for rolling. The Myr Battlesphere. The Myr. Where the first rolls and the second follows. Roll, roll, roll. For that purpose we went to the bother, the bother of fixing up Mirrodin. The King of the Multiverse going to the bother just for rolling a Myr Battlephere, just for that, we went to the bother."
Heard a joke once: Mare goes to doctor. Says she's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says she feels all alone in a threatening world where even ponies you thought were your friends can't be trusted. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Go to one of Pinkie Pie's great parties tonight. Party hard. That should pick you up." Mare bursts into tears. Says "But, doctor...I am Pinkie Pie." Good joke. Everypony laughs. Roll on snare drum. Curtains. Fade to black.
Sure, "the average person" might go see Transformers 3 if s/he wants a good story, but that doesn't stop people from making decent movies. Hell, they even managed to make Batman into a respectable movie. "The average" person might like American Idol or Jersey Shore, but people still made The Wire.
I think the people who would sit down and listen to a minstrel reciting Homer, or thought that novels were art, or read poetry were always a minority. It's a common viewpoint that art was better in the past because everyone's forgotten the bad stuff, while we haven't had time to forget the awful stuff that is current.
For almost all Magic fans, the "story" of Ravnica, for example, is that it's a city world with ten guilds -- yes, for most, that's a "story." All but a tiny fraction of the fan base are entirely unaware of an elaborate plot perpetrated by Augustin IV to trick Agrus Kos and Szadek into breaking the Guildpact, thereby enabling the Azorius to take control. Likewise, the vast majority of Magic players don't know who Harbin is, or Nivea, or Al-Hayat, or Feather, or Jared Carthalion, or Rebbec, or Zagorka ... the list goes on and on.
I'm pulling this out of nowhere and it has nothing like fact attached to it, but it cannot be disproven without breaking the fourth wall, and this is going to be my headcanon because it makes perfect sense.
I posit [Tamiyo, the Moon Sage] writes the Planeswalker's Guides to planes.
And one more thing...
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CANON is the collected events and details of a fictional work that come directly from its author or someone with equal authority to the author.
CANNON is a weapon that fires metal balls at a target, usually a structure or a crowd of enemy combatants.
Every time you confuse the two, I'm forced to break one of my own fingers.
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1 year ago ::
Jan 26, 2012 - 3:33PM
#16
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1 year ago ::
Jan 26, 2012 - 5:51PM
#17
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Date Joined:
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… and then, the squirrels came.
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1 year ago ::
Jan 26, 2012 - 6:20PM
#18
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Date Joined:
Jul 16, 2011
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Pirate's Cannon

Artifact - Cannon
Well Equipped (When this Equipment enters the battlefield, put a 0/0 blue Pirate Crew creature token onto the battlefield, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +0/+1 and has "Sacrifice this creature: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature or player." Equip "Fire the cannons!"
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1 year ago ::
Jan 27, 2012 - 1:10AM
#19
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1 year ago ::
Jan 27, 2012 - 2:54AM
#20
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Date Joined:
Nov 24, 2011
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Davy Jones' Locker Artefact  enters the battlefield tapped. Davy Jones' Locker enters the battlefield tapped. Yo ho, yo ho, the pirate life, The flag o' skull and bones, A merry hour, a hempen rope, And hey for Davy Jones.
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