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1 year ago  ::  Jan 23, 2012 - 9:42PM #141
Icedragon769
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I am satisfied with the spirits.  As I mentioned, they have more unique art, and some interesting new design spaces.  I like tappers, and I never really had a chance to use them, and I think I'll take this flavorful opportunity to try it.  Its become a very manipulative identity, that's fitting for spirits.  I like that they got one card with Undying, and I really want to get my hands on a few Soul Seizers

The new counterspells may be somewhat overpriced, though they do give new benefits.  The lack of a human captain was intentional, Maro pointed it out in his article yesterday.

I  think Griptide is my favorite flavor card.  Reminds me of a swedish myth about a king of the rapids who draws people into the water with sweet violin music...

EDIT:  Has anyone asked what the hell the art is on Artful Dodge ?
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1 year ago  ::  Jan 23, 2012 - 9:51PM #142
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Jan 23, 2012 -- 9:42PM, Icedragon769 wrote:

EDIT:  Has anyone asked what the hell the art is on Artful Dodge ?




The unholy mixture of a goblin and a merfolk?

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Honestly it gives me a Morlock vibe, or just a crazy sewer monster
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Dec 30, 2011 -- 6:01PM, Yanmato1 wrote:

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Trolljuju wiped the sweat from his brow as he continued his slow trudge up the snowy mountain. The wind was strong and fiercely cold, but he pressed against it. Juju knew Beast Engine was somewhere at the peak, waiting for him. But this was not a matter of confronting the forces of nature themselves; that had been accomplished long before, and was now too easy to maintain the manly man's interest. Today, Beast Engine was here waiting for a friend.

Trolljuju's mind drifted from his appointment to thoughts of Beast Engine's manliness. The only man in history to punch the fossilized remains of a dinosaur back to life just to punch it to death again. The man who deflected bullets with his pectoral muscles during his daily assassination attempts. The man who cured cancer with a serum made from pure crystalized virility. The man who burst with vigor. Not just a man but a Man- the manliest of all men. A god of masculinity in physical form.

Trolljuju's heart fluttered at the memory of him and lightened his steps as he pressed on.

Suddenly, he was shaken from his reverie by a deep, powerful rumble in the mountain that shook him to his core. Instinctively, he threw himself to the ground just before the slope ahead of him exploded in a fiery wall of light and heat. So great was the force that the entire upper section of the mountain was vaproized. It scorched Juju's coat, then rose on the air to drift far away, a plume of white-hot ash. When Trolljuju lifted his head to see what was left behind, he beheld a wide, perfectly flat stone plateau, and in the distance he could see a muscular figure, his foot still held up from the kick. There was no doubt it was Beast Engine.

As soon as the ground beneath him cooled, Juju cast his heavy pack aside and ran. As the figure grew with closeness, he could see Beast Engine was nude, as was expected. The snow that fell near him turned to a thin wall of steam, looking to Trolljuju's eyes like a barrier. Engine was too strong, too manly to occupy the same space as the ordinary universe. He lived in a world all his own. But fortunately for Juju, it was only an illusion. He ran at full speed into Engine, who caught him with both arms and effortlessly twirled with him, resting with Juju dipped low to the ground in Engine's arms.

"Beast Engine, my love," Trolljuju breathed, sturck with awe at Engine's masculine beauty despite the familiarity of his face.
Engine just smiled, radiating from every inch of him with incredible strength, yet gentle warmth.
"It's been so long, Juju. I've missed you."
"Forgive me. I lost contact with you while you were boxing with Death to win back and consume the soul of Theodore Roosevelt. But now I'm here..."
Juju lifted one tentative hand to Engine's face, but he pulled away.
"You know I cannot give you what you seek. Were we to make love, your body would be destroyed by the force."
"I know, of course I would," Juju responded, tears in his eyes. "May I have, at least, one kiss?"
"Very well. For you, my friend."
Slowly, gingerly, they came closer. But the moment their lips met, a flood of unbridled manliness rushed into Trolljuju, body and soul, and every cell in his body exploded.

Beast Engine fell to his knees, and in his grief, he wept. The tears that fell from his face burned deep into the rock beneath him. But slowly, his sorrow turned to conviction.

He beat the crap out of Death once. He could do it again.

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1 year ago  ::  Jan 23, 2012 - 10:01PM #143
JasonValdor
Date Joined: Jul 16, 2011
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it looks like one of those crazy alchemists thought it'd be a good idea to cross an old man, a frog, and a jell-o mold that's vaguely the same shape as the man's former head.
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1 year ago  ::  Jan 23, 2012 - 10:04PM #144
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that art kind of creeps me out.  We haven't seen any creatures ever that look remotely like that, AND they can apparently "disappear like smoke".  Maybe I'm looking too far into it, but I've trained myself to examine the implications of every litarary detail (curse you Charles Dickens!).  I want to shout out FORESHADOW, except we know that the monsters don't win in the third set, or at least not in such a way that a completely new beast will start coming from the sewers.


EDIT: Jason ninjad me, and I will not complain, since I was originally going to say that the creatures face (or at least its nose) look like that of a Dwarf, and whada ya know? there's a nice convenient avatar to compare with 

EDIT2:Jason's dwarf looks more human than the Blizzard style of dwarf that I was thinking of, so theres not as much similarity as I first thought.
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1 year ago  ::  Jan 23, 2012 - 11:12PM #145
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I am going to forever refer to Heckling Fiends as Statler and Waldorf.
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1 year ago  ::  Jan 24, 2012 - 1:40AM #146
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Manfrogpig?

It looks like its only goal in life is to rob the hotdog seller.

Four eyes, a brush mustache, apparent anencephalia, wood-louse for his back, amphibian legs. I blame shrooms.
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1 year ago  ::  Jan 24, 2012 - 7:10AM #147
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Jan 23, 2012 -- 11:12PM, Barinellos wrote:

I am going to forever refer to Heckling Fiends as Statler and Waldorf.


I may have to use my dark powers of photoshop to make this a reality...


I kinda doubt our frogmanjellothing is foreshadowing anything. I like how bizarre it is, though... cool to see some really weird monsters running around. ...Yes I'm on the side of the mad scientists, why do you ask?

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1 year ago  ::  Jan 24, 2012 - 8:37AM #148
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Jan 23, 2012 -- 9:31PM, KeeperofManyNames wrote:

Also, I'm correct that the Captain cycle is missing the Human card, right? Or am I just going blind? Because if so, it's great to see them using the same storytelling technique they used with the Alara 'walker cycle for a different purpose. Very clever.




The lack of a gold human lord was a deliberate design choice meant to show that humans are losing the War on Terror. There very well may be other 4 card cycles I have yet to notice, I'll have to check again.

Though given that Avacyn is set to return next set, I would not be surprised if they get one then.

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1 year ago  ::  Jan 24, 2012 - 12:36PM #149
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So what is that creature on Scorch the fields ? It looks like a Dragon, but not an Innistrad Dragon.
… and then, the squirrels came.
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1 year ago  ::  Jan 24, 2012 - 12:44PM #150
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Jan 24, 2012 -- 12:36PM, Skibo_the_first wrote:

So what is that creature on Scorch the fields ? It looks like a Dragon, but not an Innistrad Dragon.




I strongly dislike the art of that card for exactly that reason, but Occam's razor says it's a dragon. (and apparently the flavor text on Moonveil Dragon is wrong)

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Dec 30, 2011 -- 6:01PM, Yanmato1 wrote:

BURSTING WITH VIGOR! Show


Trolljuju wiped the sweat from his brow as he continued his slow trudge up the snowy mountain. The wind was strong and fiercely cold, but he pressed against it. Juju knew Beast Engine was somewhere at the peak, waiting for him. But this was not a matter of confronting the forces of nature themselves; that had been accomplished long before, and was now too easy to maintain the manly man's interest. Today, Beast Engine was here waiting for a friend.

Trolljuju's mind drifted from his appointment to thoughts of Beast Engine's manliness. The only man in history to punch the fossilized remains of a dinosaur back to life just to punch it to death again. The man who deflected bullets with his pectoral muscles during his daily assassination attempts. The man who cured cancer with a serum made from pure crystalized virility. The man who burst with vigor. Not just a man but a Man- the manliest of all men. A god of masculinity in physical form.

Trolljuju's heart fluttered at the memory of him and lightened his steps as he pressed on.

Suddenly, he was shaken from his reverie by a deep, powerful rumble in the mountain that shook him to his core. Instinctively, he threw himself to the ground just before the slope ahead of him exploded in a fiery wall of light and heat. So great was the force that the entire upper section of the mountain was vaproized. It scorched Juju's coat, then rose on the air to drift far away, a plume of white-hot ash. When Trolljuju lifted his head to see what was left behind, he beheld a wide, perfectly flat stone plateau, and in the distance he could see a muscular figure, his foot still held up from the kick. There was no doubt it was Beast Engine.

As soon as the ground beneath him cooled, Juju cast his heavy pack aside and ran. As the figure grew with closeness, he could see Beast Engine was nude, as was expected. The snow that fell near him turned to a thin wall of steam, looking to Trolljuju's eyes like a barrier. Engine was too strong, too manly to occupy the same space as the ordinary universe. He lived in a world all his own. But fortunately for Juju, it was only an illusion. He ran at full speed into Engine, who caught him with both arms and effortlessly twirled with him, resting with Juju dipped low to the ground in Engine's arms.

"Beast Engine, my love," Trolljuju breathed, sturck with awe at Engine's masculine beauty despite the familiarity of his face.
Engine just smiled, radiating from every inch of him with incredible strength, yet gentle warmth.
"It's been so long, Juju. I've missed you."
"Forgive me. I lost contact with you while you were boxing with Death to win back and consume the soul of Theodore Roosevelt. But now I'm here..."
Juju lifted one tentative hand to Engine's face, but he pulled away.
"You know I cannot give you what you seek. Were we to make love, your body would be destroyed by the force."
"I know, of course I would," Juju responded, tears in his eyes. "May I have, at least, one kiss?"
"Very well. For you, my friend."
Slowly, gingerly, they came closer. But the moment their lips met, a flood of unbridled manliness rushed into Trolljuju, body and soul, and every cell in his body exploded.

Beast Engine fell to his knees, and in his grief, he wept. The tears that fell from his face burned deep into the rock beneath him. But slowly, his sorrow turned to conviction.

He beat the crap out of Death once. He could do it again.

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