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Oct 29, 2011 - 9:51PM
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2 years ago ::
Oct 29, 2011 - 10:08PM
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Why, I remember the third time I rage-quit Magic. It was over this new-fangled creature that was enormous and had no drawbacks. It was Darksteel Colossus  .
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Just so long as I don't have to look at Darksteel Colossus anymore.
Blightsteel is the same way though. He's enormous and has no drawbacks, that and he puts you on a shorter clock than his uncorrupted form.
  Its going to eat me! Quotes and such
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What happens if there's a tie for first?
Monkey knife fight
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2 years ago ::
Oct 29, 2011 - 10:19PM
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Why, I remember the third time I rage-quit Magic. It was over this new-fangled creature that was enormous and had no drawbacks. It was Darksteel Colossus .
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Just so long as I don't have to look at Darksteel Colossus anymore.
Blightsteel is the same way though. He's enormous and has no drawbacks, that and he puts you on a shorter clock than his uncorrupted form.
Yeah, but the damage was already done to my favourites by Darksteel, and now I can laugh spitefully at people who complained about DSC benig obsoleted.
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2 years ago ::
Oct 29, 2011 - 11:22PM
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Magic designers have realized that Blightsteel Colossus  has a massive drawback, though. That drawback is "If you control less than 12 lands and Blightsteel Colossus is in your hand, your maximum hand size is reduced by one." Huge flashy creatures like Blightsteel Colossus and Emrakul, the Aeons Torn  are completely dead in your hand unless you have a deck that's good at exploiting them.
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2 years ago ::
Oct 30, 2011 - 2:22AM
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Who are the toughest creatures in Magic?
Ramirez DePietro  .
Zammm = Batman. Bronies unite."I'd call you a genius, but I'm in the room." It's my sig in a box
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Everything is better when you read it in Bane's voice.
Your human antics and desire to continue living have moved me. Just kidding. You cannot move me physically or emotionally. Wall humor.
Copy effects work like a photocopy machine: you get a copy of the 'naked' card, NOT of what's on it.
Funny story:
InQuest Magazine (I think it was InQuest) had an oversized Chaos Orb which I totally rooked someone into allowing into a (non-sanctioned) game.
I had a proxy card that was a Mountain with "Chaos Orb" written on it. When I played it, my opponent cried foul:
Him: "WTF? a Proxy? no-one said anything about Proxies. Do you even own an actual Chaos Orb?"
Me: "Yes, but I thought it would be better to use a Proxy."
Him: "No way. If you're going to put a Chaos Orb in your deck you have to use your actual Chaos Orb."
Me: "*Sigh*. Okay."
I pulled out this huge Chaos Orb and placed it on the table. He tried to cry foul again but everyone else said he insisted I use my actual Chaos Orb and that was my actual Chaos Orb. I used it, flipped it and wiped most of his board.
Unsurprisingly, that only worked once and only because everyone present thought it was hilarious. 
My DM on Battleminds:
no, see i can kill defenders, but 8 consecutive crits on a battlemind, eh walk it off.
Hi guys! So, I'm a sort of returning player to Magic. I say sort of because as a child I had two main TCG's I liked. Yu-Gi-Oh, and Pokemon. Some of my friends branched off in to Magic, and I bought two pre-made decks just to kind of fit in. Like I said, Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokemon were what I really knew how to play. I have a extensive knowledge of deck building in those two TCG's. However, as far as Magic is concerned, I only ever used those two pre made decks. I know how the game is played, and I know general things, but now I want to get in the game for real. I want to begin playing it as a regular. My question is, are all cards ever released from the time of the inception of this game until present day fair game in a deck? Or are there special rules? Are some cards forbidden or restricted? Thanks guys, and I will gladly accept ANY help lol. 
I have the same problem with women.
Is this my new ego sig? Yes it is, other Barry
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And that's why you should never, ever call RP Jesus on being a troll, because then everyone else playing along gets outed, too, and the thread goes back to being boring.
See, this is why RPJesus should be in charge of the storyline. The novel line would never have been cancelled if he had been running the show. Specifically the Slobad and Geth's Head talkshow he just described.
Not only was that an obligatory joke, it was an on-topic post that still managed to be off-topic due to thread derailment. RP Jesus does it again folks.
I think I'm gonna' start praying to Jesus... That's right, RPJesus, I'm gonna' be praying to you, right now.
O' Jesus
Please continue to make my time here on the forums fun and cause me to chuckle.
Amen.
It was wonderful. Us Johnnies had a field day. That Timmy with the Grizzly bears  would actually have to think about swinging into your Mogg Fanatic  , giving you time to set up your silly  combo  . Nowadays it's all DERPSWING! with thier blue jeans and their MP3 players and their EM EM OH AR PEE JEES and their "Dewmocracy" and their children's card games and their Jersey Shores and their Tattooed Tenaged Vampire Hunters from Beverly Hills 
Seriously, that was amazing. I laughed my *ss off. Made my day, and I just woke up.
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2 years ago ::
Oct 30, 2011 - 2:39AM
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I am a great card, don't know what you are talking about.
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2 years ago ::
Oct 30, 2011 - 3:38AM
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2 years ago ::
Oct 30, 2011 - 6:15AM
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2 years ago ::
Oct 30, 2011 - 6:37AM
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And yet, they don't print sweetness like Ebon Praetor  anymore. That and Colossus of Sardia  .
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2 years ago ::
Oct 30, 2011 - 8:24AM
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Abyssal Persecutor  They still print fatties with other drawbacks, just not that many. Casual players would buy less of a product if they printed more because they don't understand why they could be considered good.
As long as it's random, I really can't see where's the problem. Anyway, there's already a few standard ways for doing this. We listed them in this thread. If someone does the bogey-bogey, eats the cards, waits until they come out, look out the approximate order, place replacements in the same order, calls the president to ask him to give him a string of numbers, puts the card in the given order, then pick the cards in the order given by taking the date of birth of his opponent, reversed, and taking only every other number, then a judge can clearly declare that he's random enough.
The beauty of sarcasm is that when the person using it is totally incorrect, you can just remove the sarcasm and end up with a post that is actually correct.
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you loads
