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2 years ago ::
Jul 29, 2011 - 7:44PM
#91
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Date Joined:
Jun 21, 2011
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Anyone else notice that Oliver Ruel's sideboard only lists 13 cards? Did he use 2 basic lands to fill it or something, or are we not being shown some cards?
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2 years ago ::
Jul 30, 2011 - 10:51PM
#92
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Date Joined:
Oct 28, 2006
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It's been that way since the original coverage, propagated in all subsequent listings (Daily deck, decks of the week, and Top Decks). It's a typo entering the decklists, which happens when it's one guy's job to enter 300 lists (especially when there are multiple language versions involved). I don't think there's a good way to know thie missing cards unless someone else with the list shares them.
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2 years ago ::
Sep 04, 2011 - 12:47AM
#93
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Date Joined:
Jul 10, 2009
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Honestly that Elf deck is terrible. Lots of cards not having to do with Elves or not helpful at all. Way too much of a mix. Like the sideboard with the one elf with infect???
Do not need 20 lands in an Elf deck. With the archdruid, Llanowar Elves and Joraga Wildspeaker you can shorten the forests down to 14. I have never had more than that in an elf deck and have no problems.
Also, it should stick strictly to Elves. What's with the random other creatures. Get a bunch of elves up, boost them up with Archdruid's, Overwhelming Stampede, Overrun and also throw in a uest for Renewal and Beastmaster Ascension and you have an unstoppable swarm of Elves with trample and plenty of power. Opponents won't know what to do.
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2 years ago ::
Nov 06, 2011 - 1:30PM
#94
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Date Joined:
Oct 23, 2011
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(for arcana announcing dark ascension)
I bet the third set will be nicknamed "roll"
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1 year ago ::
Dec 31, 2011 - 6:14PM
#95
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Date Joined:
Dec 31, 2011
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Not much longer to wait for this one. Its nearly 2012...in less than 3 hours.
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1 year ago ::
Jan 01, 2012 - 2:07PM
#96
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Date Joined:
Mar 10, 2009
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Not much longer to wait for this one. Its nearly 2012...in less than 3 hours.
What?
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"It's been so long, Juju. I've missed you."
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Juju lifted one tentative hand to Engine's face, but he pulled away.
"You know I cannot give you what you seek. Were we to make love, your body would be destroyed by the force."
"I know, of course I would," Juju responded, tears in his eyes. "May I have, at least, one kiss?"
"Very well. For you, my friend."
Slowly, gingerly, they came closer. But the moment their lips met, a flood of unbridled manliness rushed into Trolljuju, body and soul, and every cell in his body exploded.
Beast Engine fell to his knees, and in his grief, he wept. The tears that fell from his face burned deep into the rock beneath him. But slowly, his sorrow turned to conviction.
He beat the crap out of Death once. He could do it again.
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