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2 years ago  ::  Jan 30, 2011 - 9:13PM #31
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Jan 30, 2011 -- 9:02PM, Allanen wrote:


My apologies but I believe your reply is incorrect. As X enters the battlefield shoudln't be a triggered ability. When, Whenever, or at, should be. This would make it similer to devour, which works on resolution of the spell.




Ahh my bad. I missed what you were getting at. Yes, that would work too

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2 years ago  ::  Jan 30, 2011 - 11:08PM #32
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Jan 30, 2011 -- 9:00PM, Ralithune wrote:

Ugh.  See what I mean? We have to be rules lawyers to do it right.



Not really, you just need basic logic and a cursory knowledge of the stack. If Illusions worked the other way, Sleeper Agent would get a lot more useless. Unless "you" does mean the card's controller in Agent's case, but not in Illusions, but then what about - you see the problem here?

I play for fun.



How is Genesis Wave for 13 with Confusion in the ranks not fun?

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Jul 29, 2012 -- 9:56PM, ChaosLight wrote:


Everything is better when you read it in Bane's voice.


Oct 18, 2012 -- 11:06AM, SteelWall wrote:

Your human antics and desire to continue living have moved me. Just kidding. You cannot move me physically or emotionally. Wall humor.


Oct 26, 2012 -- 8:17AM, Chaikov wrote:

Copy effects work like a photocopy machine: you get a copy of the 'naked' card, NOT of what's on it.



Dec 3, 2012 -- 10:18PM, Splattercat wrote:


Funny story:
InQuest Magazine (I think it was InQuest) had an oversized Chaos Orb which I totally rooked someone into allowing into a (non-sanctioned) game. 
I had a proxy card that was a Mountain with "Chaos Orb" written on it. When I played it, my opponent cried foul:

Him: "WTF? a Proxy? no-one said anything about Proxies. Do you even own an actual Chaos Orb?"
Me: "Yes, but I thought it would be better to use a Proxy." 
Him: "No way. If you're going to put a Chaos Orb in your deck you have to use your actual Chaos Orb."
Me: "*Sigh*. Okay."

I pulled out this huge Chaos Orb and placed it on the table. He tried to cry foul again but everyone else said he insisted I use my actual Chaos Orb and that was my actual Chaos Orb. I used it, flipped it and wiped most of his board.

Unsurprisingly, that only worked once and only because everyone present thought it was hilarious.


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Jan 15, 2013 -- 5:28PM, Iam_IronMan wrote:


Jan 15, 2013 -- 5:20PM, Jerrymm91 wrote:

Hi guys!  So, I'm a sort of returning player to Magic.  I say sort of because as a child I had two main TCG's I liked.  Yu-Gi-Oh, and Pokemon.  Some of my friends branched off in to Magic, and I bought two pre-made decks just to kind of fit in.  Like I said, Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokemon were what I really knew how to play.  I have a extensive knowledge of deck building in those two TCG's.  However, as far as Magic is concerned, I only ever used those two pre made decks.  I know how the game is played, and I know general things, but now I want to get in the game for real.  I want to begin playing it as a regular.  My question is, are all cards ever released from the time of the inception of this game until present day fair game in a deck?  Or are there special rules?  Are some cards forbidden or restricted?  Thanks guys, and I will gladly accept ANY help lol. 


I have the same problem with women.




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Jan 7, 2012 -- 6:59PM, KeeperofManyNames wrote:

And that's why you should never, ever call RP Jesus on being a troll, because then everyone else playing along gets outed, too, and the thread goes back to being boring.



Dec 2, 2012 -- 1:39PM, KeeperofManyNames wrote:

See, this is why RPJesus should be in charge of the storyline. The novel line would never have been cancelled if he had been running the show. Specifically the Slobad and Geth's Head talkshow he just described.



Dec 17, 2012 -- 4:27PM, KeeperofManyNames wrote:

Not only was that an obligatory joke, it was an on-topic post that still managed to be off-topic due to thread derailment. RP Jesus does it again folks.




Feb 8, 2012 -- 4:40AM, ArtVenn wrote:

I think I'm gonna' start praying to Jesus... That's right, RPJesus, I'm gonna' be praying to you, right now.

O' Jesus

Please continue to make my time here on the forums fun and cause me to chuckle.

Amen.


Feb 17, 2011 -- 3:08AM, ArtVenn wrote:

Feb 16, 2011 -- 6:43PM, RPJesus wrote:

It was wonderful. Us Johnnies had a field day. That Timmy with the Grizzly bears would actually have to think  about swinging into your Mogg Fanatic , giving you time to set up your silly combo . Nowadays it's all DERPSWING! with thier blue jeans and their MP3 players and their EM EM OH AR PEE JEES and their "Dewmocracy" and their children's card games and their Jersey Shores and their Tattooed Tenaged Vampire Hunters from Beverly Hills


Seriously, that was amazing.  I laughed my *ss off.  Made my day, and I just woke up.


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You're still one of my favorite people... just sayin'.




Jan 11, 2012 -- 7:19AM, Salla wrote:

Jan 11, 2012 -- 4:37AM, Ogiwan wrote:


.....would it be a bit blasphemous if I said, "PRAYSE RPJAYSUS!" like an Evangelical preacher?



Perhaps, but who doesn't like to blaspheme every now and again?

Especially when Mr. RPJesus is completely right.


May 16, 2011 -- 12:18PM, Salla wrote:

I don't say this often, but ...

LOL



May 10, 2010 -- 7:37AM, AivaRuin wrote:



You... You... Evil something... I actualy made the damn char once I saw the poster...

Now you made me see it again and I gained resolve to put it into my campaign. Shell be high standing oficial of Cyrix order. Uterly mad and only slightly evil.

And it'll be bad. Evil even. And ill blame you and Lizard for it :P.



Jun 29, 2011 -- 11:05AM, Lineov wrote:

Jun 28, 2011 -- 2:44PM, Litmus wrote:



I'm trying to work out if you're being sarcastic here.  ...



Am going to stop you right there... it's RPJesus... he's always sarcastic


Jan 16, 2012 -- 11:37PM, febbstalicious42 wrote:

Jan 16, 2012 -- 11:35PM, RPJesus wrote:

Jan 16, 2012 -- 9:58PM, HeartlessNobody wrote:

we can only hope it gets the jace treatment...it could have at least been legendary


So that even the decks that don't run it run it to deal with it? Isn't that like the definition of format warping?


I lol'd.


Oct 26, 2011 -- 11:40PM, zammm wrote:

Oct 26, 2011 -- 7:43PM, TyGuy42 wrote:

Uktabi Orangutan What the heck's going on with those monkeys?

The most common answer is that they are what RPJesus would call "[Debutantes avert your eyes]ing."



Feb 9, 2012 -- 8:41AM, Dilleux_Lepaire wrote:

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...Am I the only one that thinks this is reaching the point of downright Kafkaesque insanity?



I condone the use of the word Kafkaesque. However, I'm presentely ambivalent. I mean, that can't be serious, right? We're April 1st, right? They didn't mod RPJesus for off-topic discussion when the WHOLE THREAD IS OFF-TOPIC, right?

Right.



Mar 9, 2012 -- 3:32PM, Garthanos wrote:

Mar 7, 2012 -- 4:54PM, RPJesus wrote:


Save or die. If you disagree with this, you're wrong (Not because of any points or arguements that have been made, but I just rolled a d20 for you and got a 1, so you lose).



Mar 19, 2012 -- 5:07PM, Kalnaur wrote:

Mar 19, 2012 -- 4:41PM, DoctorBadWolf wrote:


This just won the argument, AFAIC.



That's just awesome.



May 12, 2010 -- 9:36AM, JustTerrorIt wrote:

May 11, 2010 -- 5:46PM, Master_Yumyums wrote:

HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THE BEAR PRODUCING WORDS OF WILDING?!  WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!



That's what RPJesus tends to do. That's why I don't think he's a real person, but some Magic Card Archive Server sort of machine, that is programmed to react to other posters' comments with obscure cards that do in fact exist, but somehow missed by even the most experienced Magic players.

And then come up with strange combos with said cards. All of that is impossible for a normal human to do given the amount of time he does it and how often he does it.

He/It got me with Light of Sanction , which prompted me to go to RQ&A to try and find if it was even possible to do combat damage to a creature I control (in light that Mark of Asylum exists).



Dec 16, 2011 -- 10:16AM, HairlessThoctar wrote:


+10



Jun 24, 2012 -- 8:23PM, Eonblueapocalypse1 wrote:

Jun 24, 2012 -- 8:13PM, RPJesus wrote:

Jun 24, 2012 -- 8:02PM, tehbeast wrote:

heaven or hell.


Round 1. Lets rock.



GG quotes!

RPJesus just made this thread win!



Jul 25, 2012 -- 12:06AM, WhiteRaven810 wrote:

Jul 23, 2012 -- 6:26PM, RPJesus wrote:

Jul 23, 2012 -- 5:47PM, felisdomesticus wrote:


Blue players get all the overpowerered cards like JTMS.  I think it's time that wizards gave something to people who remember what magic is really about:  creatures.


Initially yes, Wizards was married to blue. However, about a decade ago they had a nasty divorce, and a few years after that they began courting the attention of Green. Then in Worldwake they had a nasty affair with their ex, but as of Innistrad , things seem to have gotten back on track, and Wizards has even proposed .



You are my favorite. Yes you. And moments like this make it so. Thank you RPJesus for just being you.



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Nov 15, 2012 -- 12:55AM, CadaverousBl00m wrote:

Surely RPJesus gets Niv-Mizzet, Dracogenius ?



Sep 15, 2012 -- 4:24PM, Dragon_Nut wrote:


First: I STILL can't take you seriously with that avatar. And I can take RPJesus seriously, so that's saying something.



Sep 17, 2012 -- 1:31PM, Banderbear wrote:


I'd offer you a cookie for making me laugh but it has an Upkeep Cost that has been known to cause people to quit eating.



Jan 2, 2013 -- 7:46AM, royk wrote:



I you loads



Jan 20, 2013 -- 10:27PM, TV_Casualty wrote:

Jan 20, 2013 -- 10:17PM, RPJesus wrote:

"AINT NO LAWS IN THE SKY MOTHER****." - Agrus Kos, Wojek Veteran


10/10. Amazing.



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2 years ago  ::  Jan 31, 2011 - 1:44PM #33
JustTerrorIt
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Jan 30, 2011 -- 8:28PM, Ralithune wrote:


You know, I don't want to sound like a doomsayer, but it's little niggling rules like that that really turn me off of playing magic. 




Worry not. I've been playing this game for years and still don't know what happens according to the rules for most things. A lot of these corner cases don't apply to me in a tournament setting, but even in Casual, you would think that after playing for years one would have it down.
I mean, I will probably never know a third of what goes on in the rules, because I simply can't. No one can know everything, that's why several people work together to get things like this sorted out. No one understands every single rule, and only like one person in the world fully and completely knows how to play Magic.

It's fun to know, and most of it won't come up, and them being there doesn't make the game any less fun until you realize that a combo your friend beat you with over the past two weeks doesn't work.

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May 29, 2012 -- 9:20AM, Mata_Hari wrote:

May 29, 2012 -- 9:13AM, febbstalicious42 wrote:

Disregard women acquire chase rares.

There are a lot of dudes for whom this is not optional.


Jun 9, 2012 -- 1:54PM, bay_falconer wrote:

Jun 7, 2012 -- 11:54AM, Bubasti wrote:

How;s a 2 drop 1/2, Flying broken? What am I missing?



You're missing it because *turns Storm Crows sideways* all your base are belong to Chuck Norris and every other overused meme ever.


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2 years ago  ::  Jan 31, 2011 - 2:04PM #34
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If you want to stop the Disenchant-in-response-to-the-ETB-trigger trick, use an ETB replacement effect for Illusions.

As ~ enters the battlefield, you gain 20 life.

that way you get the life before it could kill you if it was disenchanted.

Though personally I like the risk that Illusions has built into it.

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1 year ago  ::  Jan 18, 2012 - 12:39PM #35
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Date Joined: Jan 18, 2012
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So I just wanted to get this straight.  If I play a Drill Skimmer or a creature with Hexproof, it CAN be countered by say an Unsummon or lightning bolt or Cancel?  Just trying to understand.
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1 year ago  ::  Jan 18, 2012 - 12:42PM #36
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You should probably start a new thread, this doesn't seem related to this one (and it is over a year old)

Unsommon--No
Lightning bolt--no
Cancel--Yes  Hexproof only functions on the battlefield.
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1 year ago  ::  Jan 18, 2012 - 12:44PM #37
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Jan 18, 2012 -- 12:39PM, silence27 wrote:

So I just wanted to get this straight.  If I play a Drill Skimmer or a creature with Hexproof, it CAN be countered by say an Unsummon or lightning bolt or Cancel?  Just trying to understand.




Cancel works, since it is targeting the spell on the stack, and Hexproof does not "work" on the stack.

Unsummon and Bolt both target the creature on the battlefield, so Hexproof will stop it.

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1 year ago  ::  Jan 18, 2012 - 12:44PM #38
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Drill-Skimmer

Cancel counters any spell. While on the stack, Drill-Skimmer is a creature spell, and not yet a creature permanent. While on the stack, its ability is not active.
Lightning Bolt and Unsummon target creatures, as in, creature permanents. The Skimmer's ability will prevent it from being targeted, assuming you have another artifact.
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1 year ago  ::  Jan 18, 2012 - 12:54PM #39
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Jan 30, 2011 -- 9:00PM, Ralithune wrote:

Ugh.  See what I mean? We have to be rules lawyers to do it right....I play for fun.





I'm new to the forum and I just realized this was last year because I saw January and sometimes during the new year I forget that it's actually the new year...but still I just wanted to say that there is absolutely nothing stopping you from playing your own variant of the game.  In fact several variants made by players have become well known and even made official.  Don't get discouraged by the learning curve and keep an open mind but if there is no logic then don't be afraid to ask questions about it.  I myself am still learning as well and I just wanted other people learning to hear that cause I found this thread by the key words within the thread, not the title.  Thanks for the quick response yall and I completely understand now.  It's like before they are actually summoned they are spells...I picture a blob of black, green, blue, white, or red plasma or whatever forming and before they are completely formed, they have no power or toughness, no complex features because they are not finished yet.  So that's why Unsummon and Bolt wouldn't work because if it is not finished yet, then it is not a creature.  But Cancel works because it uses the blanket term "Spell".  So thanks and I will try to keep from posting in unrelated topics in the future.  I just seriously didn't realize this was Jan 2012 lol I always did that in school too writing the date of last year right after New Years.

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