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9 months ago ::
Oct 08, 2012 - 11:56AM
#7581
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Date Joined:
May 13, 2010
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Stasis Mage - 8/10 - Not what I think of when I think of a creature that is all about speed, but I kind of like the creature. I'm not sure the wording is right, but I might be wrong. Also, it may be overpowered for blue, but again, don't know. Experience Elemental    Creature - Elemental Whenever you put a level counter on a creature you control, that creature and ~ gain hexproof until end of turn.   : Remove a level counter from target creature. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on ~. 2/2 Criteria: Make an enchantment or land with level up!
"Oh, no," Chainer said dramatically. "Angels and justicars! The Order has come for me! Whatever shall I do?" He focused on the Mirari back in his chamber, concentrated, and every door in the huge arena slammed shut and melted into the wall around it. His eyes were long gone, and his voice boomed out louder than the announcer's. "Come one, come all. The Mirari awaits. Who is strong enough to take it from me?" - excerpt from Chainer's Torment, by Scott McGough
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9 months ago ::
Oct 08, 2012 - 5:15PM
#7582
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Date Joined:
Aug 28, 2011
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Experience Elemental- it is neat idea, put kind of OP because of it's secornd ablity, you can nerf the OTHER players Leveler And make it bigger?! still neat card 8.9/10  Make a card that gets bigger by the # of cards in an oppents hand
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9 months ago ::
Oct 08, 2012 - 8:55PM
#7583
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Date Joined:
May 18, 2010
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Grand Bazaar: You know, maybe I'm just happy, but I like this card and like most everthing about it. Upon second glance, tapping it to level up is like "Aww". I'd rather it come into play tapped, not do anything as a level 0-1 and have its level up be 3 colorless. That's just me though. 8/10 Thought Sensor  Creature -- Elemental As long as an opponent has 7 or more cards in his or her hand, ~ gets +1/+1. As long as an opponent has 10 or more cards in his or her hand, ~ gets +3/+3 and has Hexproof.   ,  : Each player draws a card. 1/1 Make a card that interacts with exile.
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9 months ago ::
Oct 08, 2012 - 10:18PM
#7584
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Date Joined:
May 19, 2012
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I'm into this, AEE. I like the idea of this playing in Legacy, though I think it'd need a little more power to do that. The tap ability is crazy expensive. Though I think I see your logic. Blue one-drop, already a 1/1 with a conditional bonus. I don't think anyone would use that part of the card though. Better in casual with Forced Fruition or something. Also, Elemental is a weird creature type for this - what element? Like is it pure thought? I don't know enough about chemistry in the Multiverse to understand how Elementals are supposed to function. . . But I digress. This is a card that I like of yours. Smokeless Firespur   Creature - Djinn Flying   : Exchange a card you own from outside the game with a card in exile. Move any counters on the original card to the new card. "Wishful Thinking, or Thoughtful Wishing? You may only choose one. . ."2/2 I'm aware that this probably isn't worded correctly - but I'm sure it is intuitive enough for you. Criteria: Make the last of a breed.
What a shame, I thought your previous one was fantastic.
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9 months ago ::
Oct 08, 2012 - 11:38PM
#7585
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Date Joined:
Jan 13, 2012
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Um. That's a crazy effect. So if I understand it right, you can suspend something like a Rift Bolt , then swap it with something sick with long suspend times like Deep-Sea Kraken and get it out? Cool. It's a really niche and weird abilty, but it's neatly executed and I don't think it's broken. I like it 8/10 Adam, The Last Human    Legendary Creature - Human Warrior Battle Cry ~'s power is equal to the number of creature types among creatures you control and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. " As the last of his species, he embraced variety to exact vengeance on the world." */1+* Bonus card (I really like this criteria) R. Neville, The Last Human    Legendary Creature - Human Cleric Whenever a Vampire or Zombie enters the battlefield, you may exile it. Its controller puts a 1/1 white human token onto the battlefield. " He knew that he was anathema and black terror to be destroyed." 3/2 Make the unwilling heir to a cruel despot
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards... 
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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9 months ago ::
Oct 09, 2012 - 4:29PM
#7586
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Date Joined:
May 15, 2009
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Instantly broken with changeling. Odd take on the idea of last of the race, feels more like a 'cares about variety' than 'soon to be extinct' vibe, but it's an interesting idea. 4/10. Karas, Heir to Kraal    Legendary Creature - Vampire Lord
Lifelink Whenever a creature dies, put a -1/-1 counter on ~. 6/6 Even those raised in the iron citadel can feel compassion. Well, maybe just one of them.
Criteria: Make someone who smells.
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Morgothra has the Syntax and Grammar of a God.
I love this card.
I can't compete with this.
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CKY and magicpablo666 combined ingenuity and silliness to win a Summer fUn contest each! vlord beat the rest to become the architect of a better tomorrow in Build it and they will come! CityofAs pranced masterfully to victory in Skipping Merrily! ConfusedAsUsual conquered both tropes and opponents ascend in Metafiction! FirstTurnKill condensed Success into Art form in Summing it Up!
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9 months ago ::
Oct 09, 2012 - 4:49PM
#7587
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Date Joined:
May 19, 2012
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Criteria: Make someone who smells.
I hate you guys.
What a shame, I thought your previous one was fantastic.
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9 months ago ::
Oct 09, 2012 - 4:50PM
#7588
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Date Joined:
May 15, 2009
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Criteria: Make someone who smells.
I hate you guys.
What? I didn't mention you at all...
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Morgothra has the Syntax and Grammar of a God.
I love this card.
I can't compete with this.
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CKY and magicpablo666 combined ingenuity and silliness to win a Summer fUn contest each! vlord beat the rest to become the architect of a better tomorrow in Build it and they will come! CityofAs pranced masterfully to victory in Skipping Merrily! ConfusedAsUsual conquered both tropes and opponents ascend in Metafiction! FirstTurnKill condensed Success into Art form in Summing it Up!
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9 months ago ::
Oct 09, 2012 - 5:05PM
#7589
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Date Joined:
May 19, 2012
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Your card is okay, I guess. It wouldn't win any contests, but. . . I do like the return of Lord. Flavour text has sub-God Syntax/Grammar. In all honesty, I do like the flavour though. Kinda wish it were a 6/3 or something though. 6/6 is probably a tiddle too strong. Doctor Morg   Legendary Creature - Weird TrollWhenever Doctor Morg enters the battlefield or attacks each other creature gains summoning sickness. "Projecting our problems onto others does not make them go away."1/1 Criteria: Make the first creature of its kind.
What a shame, I thought your previous one was fantastic.
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9 months ago ::
Oct 09, 2012 - 5:45PM
#7590
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Date Joined:
Sep 15, 2005
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I don't think it's good enough. This ability is really narrow without flash. If a new player plays him on their first main phase, they get a "feel bad" moment. If you play him while they have a tap creature, say a "pinger" the just respond to the enters battlefield trigger. (probably by killing him) "Gains summoning sickness" is probably a  or   ability. This would work in a set with lots of  abilities, but I think Morg would be fine as a 2/2 for 2. Sylvan Manaling Creature- Manaling Sylvan Manaling is green. As an additional cost to play Sylvan Manaling, untap a tapped forest you control. 1/1 Criteria: Something that rhymes with "booze".
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