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8 months ago ::
Oct 05, 2012 - 4:48AM
#7581
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Really flavourful design, I like it. 9/10.
Thoughtless Thief    (image of a man holding a grenade-like object, mid explosion)Creature - Human Thief At the beginning of your upkeep choose an opponent. That opponent chooses a permanent they control, and you gain control of that permanent. "It's my bomb now!"2/2 Design a creature with the sub-type: Assembly-Worker 
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8 months ago ::
Oct 05, 2012 - 5:22AM
#7582
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Date Joined:
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HA! I love it. Though it seems like a   thing and not a thing. 9/10 Factory Floormanager  Artifact creature -- Assembly-Worker Assembly-Worker creatures you control get +1/+1 for every other assembly-worker creature on the battlefield. Make a card with rebound.
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8 months ago ::
Oct 05, 2012 - 5:43AM
#7583
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Date Joined:
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Meh...a Assembly Worker "Coat of Arms." Really not all that flavorful in my opinion. Not to mention in my opinion it would of made sense if there was some sort of "tap x Assembly Workers" effect. Also, if its a creature, why no P/T? 7/10 Parallel Summoning  InstantBring a beast token into play with power equal to target creature's power, and toughness equal to target creatures toughness. Rebound Criteria: Make a card that has both an old and a new guild keyword, and has an effect that triggers off use of them.
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8 months ago ::
Oct 05, 2012 - 6:18PM
#7584
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Parallel Summoning- If I'm reading this correctly, then you can make a token with the highest power of one creature, and the highest toughness of another, and this is interesting if you can get around the memory issues. I feel it should cost a bit more due to rebound, and it seems too easy to splash with only one colored mana needed. A few minor wording issues (the beast needs a color) but the card seems very fun. 8/10 Blood-lash Acrobat 
Creature - Human Beserker (U)
Unleash (You may have this creature enter the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. It can't block as long as it has a +1/+1 counter on it.)
Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it deals damage to an opponent, you may discard a card from you hand. Hellbent- As long as you have no cards in hand, Blood-lash Acrobat has double strike. "All entertainment requires blood one way or another..."
2/1 Criteria: An artifact that interacts with lands somehow.
Even when the last tree falls, there will be fire.
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8 months ago ::
Oct 05, 2012 - 8:34PM
#7585
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Date Joined:
May 19, 2012
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This is actually pretty cool. I'm usually pretty harsh when judging these Chain cards, but I like this one. "May Discard" is a beautiful thing. Of course, I'd just use Wild Mongrel  or another discard outlet instead, but still, this isn't bad. With another outlet, you have a gauranteed 3/2 Double-striker that can't block for 3. That's impressive. Hey, it even has cute flavour text. Wait, did I say cute? I meant disturbing. What is the other way? Let's see. How about this: Vessel of the Cosmos  ArtifactYou may play land cards from your graveyard. "Amidst the blackest ashes grow the greatest seeds."Oh, right. Of course. Real card: Slogger's Arc Artifact - FortificationFortified Land has "Exile the top twenty cards of your library: Add to your mana pool." "Keep spendin' most our lives, livin' in a Slogga's paradise. . ."Fortify Criteria: Make a Subgame card.
Whiny weenie and observant aren't the same thing pablo, somehow I thought you'd understand.
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8 months ago ::
Oct 06, 2012 - 3:43AM
#7586
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Date Joined:
Jan 13, 2012
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So for 4 mana (in two iterations) I can add to my mana pool. I find it interesting that you went for a 2/3 ratio. It traps the card in not being usable more than twice, unless you are playing Battle of Wits  or something. I would have went for 10 cards for , which gives players more wiggle room (and I doubt making 8 mana as opposed to 6 is that gamebreaking). AS for the card itself, I am not impressed. You use it twice for a boost, then it's dead, and so are other copies of it. I know there are decks that would want the effect, but the design is exploring spaces it shouldn't... it's not that different from Channel  because if you win with the free mana it doesn't matter if you are at 1 life or if you have 2 cards left in your library. I like the flavor though, and the not so subtle reference to Arc-Slogger  . I almost gave it a 7 for that, then I read the flavor text! 6/10 (2 for the card + 4 because it mills) Azorius Philosophers  Creature - Human Advisor Whenever a player would flip a coin, that player and their opponents play a subgame of MAGIC using the top 15 cards of their library as their decks. If that player wins the subgame, he or she also wins the coin flip. "We leave nothing to chance. Even chance itself"1/4 Make a suicide black card. Spoiler:
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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8 months ago ::
Oct 06, 2012 - 6:31AM
#7587
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Date Joined:
Jul 21, 2010
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I think it's good, but it makes some cards vastly overpowered for the subgame. It looks like a very fun build around card though. 8/10
Blood Sluices Enchantment You may cast creature spells for  . If you do, you lose life equal to that card's converted mana cost multiplied by 2. "It's always baffled me as to where all that blood comes from, although I'm not exactly sure I want to find out." - Tresh, Rouge Battlemage
Make a card inspired by The myrrh trees from Final Fantasty: Crystal Chronicles.
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8 months ago ::
Oct 06, 2012 - 9:48AM
#7588
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Date Joined:
May 18, 2010
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I love it! I'll play a w/b lifegain-centric deck, use divinity of pride  , griselbrand  and other lifelinking bullcrap, set up a huge life total, drop in progenitus  and win at life. What a wonderful card. 9/10 Final Fantasy...I don't know anything about it. I could do research, but nah. Wingin' it! Crystal Grove Land  , add to your mana pool  , : Add one mana of any color to your mana pool. If you do, draw a card. Make man land for a 3 color split
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8 months ago ::
Oct 07, 2012 - 1:06AM
#7589
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Date Joined:
Jan 13, 2012
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Ehhhhh, I feel you're being lazy, you could at least look up what the Myrrh trees are... That said, your land is overpowered to the nth degree. Not only is it a strictly better Shimmering Grotto  , it draws you a card for the cost of 1 while manafixing! Any deck ever would play this, monocolored or not. 0.5/10 Mottli, Fungal Garden Legendary Land ~ enters the battlefield tapped.  : Add , or  to your mana pool. : Until end of turn, ~ becomes a 1/4 blue, black and green Elemental creature with "Whenever this creature attacks, proliferate." It's still a land. Make a punisher card
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now.
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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8 months ago ::
Oct 07, 2012 - 6:02AM
#7590
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Date Joined:
Jul 21, 2010
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Hmmm... I feel this is slightly overpowered, but I see how it isn't. It's strictly better than the 3 color alara lands. I like it though. 8/10 The Punisher Legendary Creature- Human Deathtouch If The Punisher would deal combat damage to a player, then that player may reduce this damage to zero. If they do, they must sacrifice two permanents and remove the top three cards from their library. Otherwise this damage cannot be reduced. "For the guilty there is no escape from my justice." - Frank Castle, The Punisher4/4 Criteria: Make a Captain Olimar planeswalker card: pikmin.wikia.com/wiki/Captain_Olimar
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