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1 year ago ::
Apr 13, 2012 - 5:12PM
#6491
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Date Joined:
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8/10- I really like the function of the card, I'm not sure on the flavor. Would a zombie werewolf still transform? In my mind it doesn't.
Glimmering Mirage
Land
~ comes into play tapped.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may have ~ become a copy of target land and gain this ability.
Criteria: make a BIG devil.
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1 year ago ::
Apr 13, 2012 - 7:52PM
#6492
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Date Joined:
Sep 15, 2005
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8/10 I really like the function of this card, I'm not sure about its mythicness. Are mirages all that unique? In my mind they aren't. Horde of Devils   Creature - Devil Horde of Devils enters the battlefield with six +1/+1 counters on it. Provoke , Remove X +1/+1 counters from Horde of Devils: Put a X/X red devil token with provoke onto the battlefield.  , Sacrifice a devil you control: Put two +1/+1 counters on Horde of Devils. 0/0 Criteria: a natural disaster
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1 year ago ::
Apr 13, 2012 - 11:27PM
#6493
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Date Joined:
Sep 14, 2011
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[*c]Island[*/c] minus the * = Island  Really. You need to know this. Also
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We are the Izzet
Some think we are scattered after the disappearance of Niv-Mizzet
He is connected to us by the firemind
He has formulated a master plan
Before, we were just experimenters, looked down upon
Now we have a greater purpose
This bit is random
And so is this
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1 year ago ::
Apr 13, 2012 - 11:36PM
#6494
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You basically just made high tide but more broken. Rethink that.
I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, Sir, because I'm not myself you see. -Alice
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1 year ago ::
Apr 14, 2012 - 4:35AM
#6495
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Date Joined:
Jan 13, 2012
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Horde of Devils: So this is basically a Red Pentavus? I wouldn't mind it if it wasn't so similar to Pentavus, right now all it has going for it is the provoke really (the other small upgrades - from 1/1 to X/X and from one +1/+1 counter to two aren't really gonna matter for a 7CMC spell imo). So ehhh, I dont like it that much 6/10 Gah all the cool natural disaster from Locust Swarm  to Tsunami  are already cards, so I will try a rather unconventional one. Black Hole    Sorcery Exile all permanents from the battlefield, all cards from all graveyards, and all cards from all hands. You get an emblem with "Face-up and face-down exiled cards cannot leave the exiled zone" Criteria: Design a card that makes Archmage Ascension  playable and good.
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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1 year ago ::
Apr 14, 2012 - 6:53AM
#6496
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Black Hole: I ve the effect but this doesn't seem like it would ever be played. Exile usually isn't handled by blue/black either. This feels more like an extreme DoJ to me. 5/10 Ancient Fluctuator  Enchantment , Draw a card. When any player draws a card, they must discard a card if ~ is tapped. You may chose to not untap ~ during your untap step. Create a new win condition combo.
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1 year ago ::
Apr 14, 2012 - 9:26AM
#6497
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Date Joined:
Sep 15, 2005
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This would make a cool rare looter. Kind of like a less wordy Chains of Mephistopheles  . Enchantments that tap still feel a little weird, but maybe someday they'll be more common place. 9.99/10 Mizzium Potential Engine  Artifact As an additional cost to cast Mizzium Potenital Engine, search your library for a non-instant, non-sorcery card and put it onto the battlefield. Shuffle your library. At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control at least five permanents whose text includes "You win the game", you win the game. "Madness" Criteria: something that hatches from an egg
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1 year ago ::
Apr 14, 2012 - 9:36AM
#6498
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Date Joined:
May 30, 2010
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This. Is awesome. 10/10
Unfolding Wings
 Tribal Instant – Insect Destroy target nonblack creature. Put two 1/1 black Insect creature tokens with flying onto the battlefield. The warmest hearts make the ripest sustenance for the voracious swarmfly's young.Criteria: Make another card that uses black Insect tokens.
Embrace imagination.
Lord of YMtC | Ten Rounds Contest Winner
Solphos – A fan set with a 'combo matters' theme
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Each of its nine tails is imbued with supernatural power, and it can live for a thousand years.
My Standard deck: Setting SunThink of how Neo couldn't beat the robots, but they kept him around anyways to defeat Agent Smith. Sure, the robots might not like having a Neo running rampant because instead of playing their favorite 4 drop fatty robot, they have to play a bunch of one mana Matrixs to contain him, but at least Neo keeps Agent Smith from reanimating an Iona on turn two.
Are you saying I'm trying to blame my loss on something? I don't care that I lost, I care that he's a sore loser, and a cheater, and a liar.
CKY, are you bad at anything?
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
I mean, In KevinWorld, Mark is reading the very words I'm typing as well. Heck, in KevinWorld maybe I am Mark.
I'm beginning to think CKY may be anime in real life...
Don't go anywhere CKY, I need to crash dramatically through your window and propose marriage and I don't want you throwing off my paradrop.
[In response to a thread about how hard grading is]
Upon reading this, I've found myself completely unable to operate in the world. I tried to decide what to eat for breakfast, and pondered the vast consequences of my choice. How do I balance my dietary needs against my desire to eat good-tasting food? Should I factor in how long it takes to prepare? Cereal is ready in moments, but bacon takes longer to cook.
Then there is the impact on other industries. Do people in the cereal industry deserve to be employed more than people in the bacon industry? Which industry should I support? I don't even have the data regarding HOW MUCH the cereal industry benefits from me eating a bowl of cereal, or how much the bacon industry benefits from me eating a side of bacon. How can I compare two qualities I can't even quantify?
And let's not forget the milk on the cereal. In addition to determining whether or not milk is healthy for me, how much that benefits the milk industry, and how much the people in the milk industry deserve my support, we have to factor in the fact that cows are put under brutal conditions in order to collect thier milk. Of course, the same goes for the pigs, and then they get killed. Of course, I really like bacon. So I need to come up with a scale that compares the value of cow happiness to pig happiness to my happiness. What trade-offs am I willing to make here? Does the fact that the pig gets put out of its misery count as a plus or a minus? Isn't bacon bad for me anyway?
Deciding what to eat for breakfast (or any meal) is impossible. Help me!
I must admit chinkeeyong, you have the most interesting character ideas; and you play them well.
Anyway, you'd be surprised about Time Stop. When I first saw that card as a relatively new player I didn't see its full potential until I read the reminder text. Is it that unintuitive, though? Mine I mean. What is possibility? Is it possible for me to type these words with my tusks? No, because I don't have tusks. Although I am now tempted to go buy some - obviously not from poachers or whatever - and use them as typing apparatus. I could be the best secretary ever. "What's your words per minute sir?" "Well, only six, but I use these tusks to type them." "You're hired!" That was the interview. And is anyone else disappointed that "apparati" is not the plural form of apparatus? I just could strangle a dictionary, because "apparatuses" is a real word. I guess it sounds pretty cool. I'll call them my Apparatusks.
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1 year ago ::
Apr 14, 2012 - 1:56PM
#6499
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Date Joined:
May 13, 2010
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Unfolding Wings - 9/10 - I like it, great flavor. I wonder if you could get away with this for one less mana, but with making two tokens, you're probably right on the money. Corpsefly Infestation Enchantment Whenever a black creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may put an infestation counter on target land that player controls. At the beginning of each player's upkeep, put a 1/1 black insect creature token with flying onto the battlefield for each land that player controls with an infestation counter. Criteria: Make a mono-red or a mono-white Faerie creature.
"Oh, no," Chainer said dramatically. "Angels and justicars! The Order has come for me! Whatever shall I do?" He focused on the Mirari back in his chamber, concentrated, and every door in the huge arena slammed shut and melted into the wall around it. His eyes were long gone, and his voice boomed out louder than the announcer's. "Come one, come all. The Mirari awaits. Who is strong enough to take it from me?" - excerpt from Chainer's Torment, by Scott McGough
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1 year ago ::
Apr 14, 2012 - 2:18PM
#6500
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Date Joined:
Sep 15, 2005
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Corpsefly Infestation. Seems mechanically sound, but I'm not sure of the flavor. Corpseflies, I would assume, live in corpses not lands. Maybe get rid of the "r" and make it Copsefly? It also might be cool if it infested the land (Enchant Land) and spread to other lands they control. 9/10 Flickersneak Creature- Faerie Rogue Flying, Haste Sacrifice Flickersneak at the beginning of your next end step. When Flickersneak is put into your graveyard from play, add to your mana pool. 1/1 Criteria: equipment with a non-mana equip cost
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