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3 years ago ::
Dec 27, 2009 - 5:24PM
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I'm sure someone will appreciate this.
I do
Also:
#51: The "No wonder you lost with the cheap crap you're playing"-type of sore winner.
#52: The "No wonder you won with the 150$+ Deck you're playing"-type of sore loser.
#53: For casual: The "Well it's good for casual but would be torn apart in competitive"-type of sore loser.
#54: The guy that yells "Bwahaha! Counterspell!!" every time he plays counterspell.
(same is true for Terror, Lightning Bolt and other popular cards people tend to play in response to something cool you just played)
 
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3 years ago ::
Dec 27, 2009 - 5:35PM
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Wow, good list. Unfortunately, I know someone that is the Boaster, Extraordinarily Impatient, Hyper-Rogue, Gamer Amok, Remander, all 4 Cheater, Aimer, Eternal Grudge Bearer, Egoist, and Same Deck Guy all rolled into one. The first time he's targeted for ANYTHING it's, "Why are you just coming after me?!?!?!" If he loses to anyone even if it was a brilliantly played strategy it's, "That's so gay." I definitely need to find more people around here...
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3 years ago ::
Dec 27, 2009 - 6:22PM
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#55 The Game-Over Guy, he just happens to have his win condition in his opening hand 8 out of 10 times he plays that deck. Only 2 Grindstones in the entire deck? That's alright, one is always in hand with a Painters Servant. Make sure you cut his deck in an unorthodox manner(quarters, eights, whatever) Surprising how much longer the game can go on then...
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3 years ago ::
Dec 27, 2009 - 6:52PM
#34
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56) Lying multiplayer whiner--This is the player who whines when people attack him because he's obviously "so far behind." Then a few turns later he combos out or plays a hard lock or gains 600 life or whatever. It often gets worse next game--this time, no one listens to his whining and kills him before he becomes a threat; then he just whines louder and longer while the rest of you are still playing. He probably tells you what a horrible strategic mistake it was to eliminate him. This guy does this in non-Magic games too, and its worst in games that are built around either economics or diplomacy (Advanced Civilization and Republic of Rome come to mind).
All is forgotten in the stone halls of the dead. These are the rooms of ruin where the spiders spin and the great circuits fall quiet, one by one.
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3 years ago ::
Dec 27, 2009 - 7:37PM
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Date Joined:
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egooist the guy who gets food all over everyones card worst if he eat egos during a game but its your fault if you let him eat thing with syrup
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3 years ago ::
Dec 28, 2009 - 8:02AM
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#58 The Catch You Later Guy- He'll give you useless/worthless garbage rares "just because" and later when you have a card that's actually worth something or genuinely useful he'll want it. If you say you plan on using it in a deck he'll remind you of alllllllllll the rares he's given you. Yes, even the ones he's already cashed in on. Never accept cards from this type of person. A cousin of the above is #59, the Throw Me a Bone Guy- Even when you make an actual trade at that moment he'll always want to trade something worth less than what he'll receive. If you bring it up he'll ask why you can't just help him out once in awhile. Problem is, EVERY trade is like this. You might as well just give him a $20 or $50 because that's basically what it boils down to. Cards cost you money, helping a true friend out sometimes is fine but this guy thinks everyone should bankroll his hobby. #60 the If I player- "If I had X card in my hand I'd have won." "If I had these two creatures on the field I'd have won." I'm sorry, is this the What If game? No it's the Magic the Gathering game. Accept defeat gracefully or don't play.
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3 years ago ::
Dec 28, 2009 - 11:00AM
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#61- The end is Nigh! guy. From the get go he's convinced he's going to lose and continues to whine about every play.
#62- Weak Minded Fool- in MP everyone who forms a coherrent sentence get's this guy to do thier bidding. He wonders why he never wins.
#63- The girlfriend- No sex if you don't let me win! (bad game and a bad night)
#64- I'll be right back guy (I don't think this one has been done yet) leaves for a snack run/bathroom/I forgot my other deck/etc. Holds up the current or next game all the time.
#65- I only play one color guy- if you ever get wise and use some specific hate, complains that you mad an anti-deck.
#66- The anti-deck duy- sole goal is to make your deck x lose.
Face it, you're pretty much here as a meat shield.
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3 years ago ::
Dec 28, 2009 - 4:47PM
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Date Joined:
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#4. Captain Dramatic - Makes a huge show out of summoning unimpressive creatures. "Now, cower in fear as I summon the unstoppable ... ATOG!"
Most of the time, this is very true.
But I had a friend in town for the weekend, and we played sealed. A creature with Forestwalk was HUGE if it resolved.
Good times.
#61- The end is Nigh! guy. From the get go he's convinced he's going to lose and continues to whine about every play.
Definitely. One of the worst.
#63- The girlfriend- No sex if you don't let me win! (bad game and a bad night)
I tried to teach my last girlfriend Magic. I kind of wish that it was "no sex unless you let me win" being that her attention span was so short that a game couldn't get finished before she wanted.... well, you know.
But, that was a bad thing, since her declaring attackers and declaring Ardent Plea  as an attacker is kind of a turnoff.
Seriously. No sex unless you let me win is terrible at times. As of right now, I'm very happy that it's "No sex unless you don't make a joke about Magic, or make references to Standard and Legacy knowing that I have no idea what you are talking about."
#65- I only play one color guy- if you ever get wise and use some specific hate, complains that you mad an anti-deck.
This sounds like the "The end is Nigh!" guy.
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3 years ago ::
Dec 28, 2009 - 6:00PM
#39
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#67: Zammm: He'll bring out his huge Judgebook everytime you make a minor error
#68: Atma: Because you can't beat him =P
2:25 PM sneakattackkid: my basics are worth more...
5:21 PM Nighthavk_: I was splitting more 8-4s than a hooker splits her legs.
11:42 PM Nighthavk_: because honestly, your opponent may be caw, but he'll probably be a drooling idiot who just found out porn exists.
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3 years ago ::
Dec 28, 2009 - 6:03PM
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I said "talk about how awesome I am", Atma. That is not how you do it.
*throws a lead-engraved copy of the Comprehensive Rules at Atma*
And so people say to me, "How do I know if a word is real?" You know, anyone who's read a children's book knows that love makes things real. If you love a word, use it! That makes it real. Being in the dictionary is an artificial distinction; it doesn't make the word any more real than any other word. If you love a word, it becomes real.
--Erin McKean, Redefining the Dictionary
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