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9 months ago ::
Oct 10, 2012 - 10:52PM
#5101
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Date Joined:
Apr 23, 2004
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Recover -  Enchantment
Whenever you cast a creature spell, gain 1 life. Creatures you control have deathless. (If a creature you control dies, shuffle it into its owner's library instead.)
Can you smell what the Rhox is cookin?
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9 months ago ::
Oct 10, 2012 - 10:53PM
#5102
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Recover   Instant Return target creature in any zone you control to the zone it was in at the beginning of this turn.
I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, Sir, because I'm not myself you see. -Alice
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9 months ago ::
Oct 11, 2012 - 8:32AM
#5103
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Date Joined:
Jan 13, 2012
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Recover   Instant You gain 10 life.
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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9 months ago ::
Oct 11, 2012 - 8:39AM
#5104
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Recover  Enchantment Cumulative upkeep - gain 1 life.
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9 months ago ::
Oct 11, 2012 - 9:24AM
#5105
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Recover -  Enchantment At the beginning of each end step, return a creature card that died this turn to its owner's hand. Exile a card from your graveyard: Add to your mana pool. You may activate this ability only once each turn.
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9 months ago ::
Oct 11, 2012 - 12:02PM
#5106
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Date Joined:
Mar 19, 2011
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Recover X  Sorcery Return up to X cards from your graveyard to your hand. Exile Recover. [/totallybroken]
"Waaah there's a few cards I don't like in the latest set! This game sucks now! Everything should just always stay the same because I'm threatened by change! I'm going to quit! I'm quitting! SOMEONE PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEE" - approximately 10% of MtG players on all forums, ever.Read my thoughts, feed my ego! - www.tzaphiel.wordpress.com
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9 months ago ::
Oct 11, 2012 - 7:52PM
#5107
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Date Joined:
Oct 27, 2009
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Recover SorceryPut target land card from your graveyard onto the battlefield tapped. Suck it, green sun zenith.
"A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." - Antoine de Saint-Exupry MLP
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Congratulations, you've found My Lie Policy:
Only when i'm prompted, i might lie. (policy still in the refinement process.)
I am both rational and instinctive. I value self-knowledge and understanding of the world; my ultimate goal is self-improvement and improvement of the world around me. At best, I am focused and methodical; at worst, I am obsessive and amoral.
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I am Blue/Green
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9 months ago ::
Oct 12, 2012 - 4:35AM
#5108
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Date Joined:
Feb 15, 2012
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Recover
Artifact - Equipment (Watermark: Mirrian)Equipped creature's power and toughness are equal to it's printed power and toughness. Equip  "No scourge shall touch your heart. Body and soul never wrenched apart. You are a Mirrian soldier."
-Anthem of the Fifth Guard
 mana stops some weird things happening on turn three  , but obviously this is at the risk that it might be totally unplayable. I don't know, maybe...?
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9 months ago ::
Oct 12, 2012 - 6:27AM
#5109
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Date Joined:
Mar 11, 2008
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Recover   Instant
Untap target creature, remove all counters and enchantments attached to it, and the creature gains toughness equal to the amount of damage it has taken this turn. "It's going to take more than that for me to fall..."
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9 months ago ::
Oct 12, 2012 - 7:53AM
#5110
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Date Joined:
Sep 28, 2011
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Recover InstantAt the beginning of your end step, return to your hand all creature cards in your graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn. --instant instead of sorcery so you can recover blockers --at beginning of end step instead of when it resolves, so you can play this as a threat and make opponent worry about what he blocks with//what he attacks with
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