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1 day ago ::
May 19, 2013 - 6:04PM
#4741
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Date Joined:
Nov 28, 2007
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Yeah, I think we can call it for Aaarrrgh.
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22 hours ago ::
May 20, 2013 - 4:01AM
#4742
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Date Joined:
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Okay everyone, try this: Magic has a long history of using anagrams for card names. Sometimes this was used to give a nod to a person who was important to the game (like Richard Garfield, PhD  ), sometimes they referenced other cards (like " I am  Superman  "), and sometimes they were just silly jokes (like naming a character " Anagram  "). However, this tradition has mostly ended. Until now. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to design a card with an anagram for its name. It is of course preferred, but not required, if the anagrammed title is somehow related to the design.
I made a Phage the Untouchable  commander deck, but I kept losing on turn seven. I live a traveling life, and have no assured internet access. If I am active in a thread, and then suddenly vanish for several days, it is not because of anyone on the forums (unless it actually is).
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21 hours ago ::
May 20, 2013 - 5:17AM
#4743
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Date Joined:
Mar 11, 2008
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I suck at anagrams. But okay, I'll give it a shot. Aityrgese Bractun     Creature-Elemental Horror Beast Deathtouch, double strike, trample "I wouldn't confront it even if I was a bractun." ~seldom-used Aityrgese saying meaning "It was the scariest thing I ever saw."6/1 Hooray for the freedom of fictitious places and species!
Rules Advisor as of 8-26-09 Joined the crowd and got an Avatar from zammm's Avatar Workshop on 5-6-2012 Currently Working on:
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none That "Dual Colors" personality test thing
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I am Black/Green
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.I am both selfish and instinctive. I value growth and community, as long as they favour my own objectives; I enjoy nature, and I particularly enjoy watching parts of nature die. At best, I am resilient and tenacious; at worst, I'm uncontrollable and destructive.
Oh, but wait, there were multiple answers that fit my thoughts to some questions. What colors did they say I was?
I am Blue/Green
I am both rational and instinctive. I value self-knowledge and understanding of the world; my ultimate goal is self-improvement and improvement of the world around me. At best, I am focused and methodical; at worst, I am obsessive and amoral.
Some RPG Personality Test I saw
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20 hours ago ::
May 20, 2013 - 5:55AM
#4744
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Aycrus Edgyda  Legendary Creature - Zombie Warrior ~'s power and toughness are equal to the number of cards in all graveyards. When ~ dies, you may exile another card in your graveyard, if you do, return ~ to the battlefield. */* " He's not just a scary dead guy. He's the scary dead guy." I'm going to just say that because using anagram filters doesn't work so great in reverse, here's my anagram: Scary Dead Guy.
I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, Sir, because I'm not myself you see. -Alice
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19 hours ago ::
May 20, 2013 - 6:38AM
#4745
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Date Joined:
Jan 13, 2012
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Erect Coot Pennon Enchantment Pay 1 life: The next time you would discard a card this turn, you may exile it instead. At the beginning of each of your end steps, return all cards exiled with CARDNAME to your hand.
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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7 hours ago ::
May 20, 2013 - 7:23PM
#4746
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Date Joined:
Nov 28, 2007
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Agave Hemp Mixer - Creature - Human Wizard ~ enters the battlefield with 10 potion counters on it. Whenever a creature you control is dealt combat damage, remove a potion counter from ~. As long as ~ has no potion counters on it, creature you control have "  : Regenerate this creature." 1/2 I really wish Alchemist were a creature type...
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6 hours ago ::
May 20, 2013 - 8:25PM
#4747
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Ref Elk To Creature - Treefolk Druid
When ~ enters the battlefield, you may gain life equal to the number of green permanents you control. 2/5 Ref Elk To: Treefolk
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Upon the day that dragons were born, so to was the first white wig worn, by men who wished to make the world theirs, and in the process sorcery tears - the very fabric of space and time, dragging the dragons right into their prime, these monstrous beasts in philosophical mansions, stood right in the way of colonial expansions. To break these beasts a hero must be found, a hero of the future who can stand the sound - of centuries past and voices unfettered, and someone who'll carve dragon graves lettered - R, I, and P the three sacred symbols, that curse the dead to a land without gimbals. A land they'll never leave, because escape cannot conceive - itself, out of the grip of this mustachio'd hero, a Roosevelt who is comparable to zero. Family crest tattooed on his chest, the baddest m****rf****r this side of the West. And to the dismay of the colonial fools, their futuristic hero had to play by the rules, and the hero chosen by the dragons themselves, they summoned with a tome pulled from dusty shelves. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn, or so they said, as their dragon tails were waggin'. And up from the depths, as the earth shook, the Oldest of Ones opened eyes for a look - at the battle that was about to be waged, the human champion that stood enraged - on the precipice between hither and yon, to battle this most eldritch scion. And with that, the tension was broken, the combat began, and each soul had spoken - its very last words, because as soon as time had started, so to had it ended, and sentience departed.
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57 minutes ago ::
May 21, 2013 - 1:01AM
#4748
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Date Joined:
May 13, 2010
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"Oh, no," Chainer said dramatically. "Angels and justicars! The Order has come for me! Whatever shall I do?" He focused on the Mirari back in his chamber, concentrated, and every door in the huge arena slammed shut and melted into the wall around it. His eyes were long gone, and his voice boomed out louder than the announcer's. "Come one, come all. The Mirari awaits. Who is strong enough to take it from me?" - excerpt from Chainer's Torment, by Scott McGough
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